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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by andrellis
Oh, you were there when the parts were written eh?
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What matters where God was. Right there.
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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 12:06 AM
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Oh, you were there when the parts were written eh?
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I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. She'd have to be over 400 years old to have witnessed the writing of the KJV. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, I see.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 12:13 AM
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Your references to the Bible are irrelevant, your Bible is not the same as mine.
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Friend,
That makes no sense. How can God have two exclusive messages to His creation? By you very statement you imply The Bible is not the Word of God Almighty Himself but the work of men.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
What matters where God was. Right there.
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Yes.
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Originally Posted by Jed_Cassidy
I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. She'd have to be over 400 years old to have witnessed the writing of the KJV. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, I see.
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I hope that you were joking when you posted this, but I am thinking that you were not.I was proving a point that no being except God can know God's true word, because much of it is lost in translation. So who is to say that you have the true, real Bible.
You pretty much failed with this attempt at proving me to be stupid, but you are not looking too bright at the moment.
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Friend,
That makes no sense. How can God have two exclusive messages to His creation? By you very statement you imply The Bible is not the Word of God Almighty Himself but the work of men.
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I am stating YOUR bible is not the word of God. Not that there is no real word of God. Figure it out please.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by andrellis
I am stating YOUR bible is not the word of God.
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We read and quote scripture from the 1611 King James Authorized Version here.
What Bible do you read, and what makes it superior to ours? I am just curious.
Are you saying that all who have been raised on the KJV have not been studying the Word of God?
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
We read and quote scripture from the 1611 King James Authorized Version here.
What Bible do you read, and what makes it superior to ours? I am just curious.
Are you saying that all who have been raised on the KJV have not been studying the Word of God?
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I study the New Jerusalem Bible (English) and the Bible de Jérusalem (francais) in conjunction with the Vulgate (Latin).
I am not trying to put down the king james Bible, I am pretty sure that if you study any Bible properly then you will not end up with a flawed message. BUT, I don't think that you are studying the your Bible as it was meant to be examined.
I personally believe that the Vulgate is the best translation that there is - English can't really grasp the entire message of God's work. Of course the best versions are the original Greek and Hebrew, However I am not competent enough to read them.
Of course it can't be ignored that your Bible has 66 books vs the 73 of the Catholic versions.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:41 AM
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I study the New Jerusalem Bible (English) and the Bible de Jérusalem (francais) in conjunction with the Vulgate (Latin).
I am not trying to put down the king james Bible, I am pretty sure that if you study any Bible properly then you will not end up with a flawed message. BUT, I don't think that you are studying the your Bible as it was meant to be examined.
I personally believe that the Vulgate is the best translation that there is - English can't really grasp the entire message of God's work. Of course the best versions are the original Greek and Hebrew, However I am not competent enough to read them.
Of course it can't be ignored that your Bible has 66 books vs the 73 of the Catholic versions.
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The Bibles you follow are false, satanic versions, and I can prove it.
Please see my sermon on the subject of how to tell which Bible is the one TRUE version HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:42 AM
You're a servant of the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome, aren't you? You're not even Christian!
A French Bible as a guide to Salvation™? Is there a bit in it about surrendering as soon as the devil approaches?
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:50 AM
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You're a servant of the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome, aren't you? You're not even Christian!
A French Bible as a guide to Salvation™? Is there a bit in it about surrendering as soon as the devil approaches?
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The French version is the same as the English version. Maybe you should learn basic French?
I am not a servant of the Pope, he is simply present to lead us in faith. And believe me the Pope is much less of an anti-christ than you are. St. Peter was also the first Pope, so you must think that he was a satan-like figure eh?
I still want my explaination on why you people think everything should be trademarked™!
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The Bibles you follow are false, satanic versions, and I can prove it.
Please see my sermon on the subject of how to tell which Bible is the one TRUE version HERE.
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That is not proof at all, so prove it to me.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by andrellis
I personally believe...
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Since when did it become about what you personally believe? It is what God has ordained for us.
As I understand it there is not much difference between those other versions and a Charlie Brown paperback. Entertaining but without substance.
We only believe in the one True Bible™ here.
I suggest you ask one of the Pastors here their oppinion. They would know better than I.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 01:55 AM
Wow, some people just do not understand. What a Fool.
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01-13-2010, 02:08 AM
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Wow, some people just do not understand. What a Fool.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 02:08 AM
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Since when did it become about what you personally believe? It is what God has ordained for us.
As I understand it there is not much difference between those other versions and a Charlie Brown paperback. Entertaining but without substance.
We only believe in the one True Bible™ here.
I suggest you ask one of the Pastors here their oppinion. They would know better than I.
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Why would I care about one of your false prophets has to say? It's just going to be you are going to hell! Same shit! If you people think I am the devil for being a good person and not beating women, or having a girlfriend that does not make me EXCELLENT apple pies, then you people have even more issues then I thought. (actually no, the same as I thought!)... I am tired of this crap, you people are a waste of time. All I can say is Thank God I don't live in Freehold, Iowa!
P.S. Maybe if someone who had more than a crappy American high school education chimed in then we could have had an educated discussion. You people are so stupid.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 02:12 AM
before you say anything I know that it is not a real place
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01-13-2010, 02:15 AM
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before you say anything I know that it is not a real place
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Are you sleeping? Where are you if not in a real place?
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 02:21 AM
Andrellis is truly under the influence of the Devil!
Titus
1:14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth 1:15 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. 1:16 They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.
It is clear that this person refuses the Godly correction from the True Christians of Landover Baptist. They are the only True Christians unlike those people who read that devil inspired work of hell that your read Andrellis.
1 John
5:19 And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 02:25 AM
You all lose, this drama was fun to start, but it lasted too long. gotta head out now though. Have a good one.
Peace from Canada.
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 02:42 AM
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You all lose, this drama was fun to start, but it lasted too long. gotta head out now though. Have a good one.
Peace from Canada.
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So you are from Canada, well you should have said so at the outset and we might have been able to better accommodate you.
I've just spent the last 20 minutes looking at this thread and you seem to have derailed it repeatedly, so you only have yourself to blame.
As to why we trademark everything, it should be obvious that the reason is to protect our brand of Christianity and to distance ourselves from all the other false traditions out there. We are the only church on the plated that is entirely dedicated to the Bible (KJV1611).
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Re: what's wrong with you people? -
01-13-2010, 02:47 AM
Anyone could have wrote the Bible! were you there when it was written? It may be some cute little fairytale someone made up! And you guide your lives with that...you people are BLIND, nothing but puppets and your master is a FREAKING BOOK!!!
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