[James Hutchins]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

I should be rolling into Landover about midnight. I have the reefer loaded with all the frozen foods, Rev. Osborne's 'personal Items' and more. Mrs. Hitchin's is staying home to take care of the farm. I brought her baby sister (no baby at 19) along with me as she had never been more then 15 miles from where she was born. That girl has some wide moutheyes! Was a delight riding herthe road with her!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

Where's that pilot? I haven't heard from him for days. I'm over at my buddy's,
Honza Svejk, and It's 10 minutes to the airport from there, so if I don't hear something soon I may have to open somethings sooner!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

Rev. Rodimer sent us some inflatables for the pool party and I will post pics up later.

They arrived! Great!

I can't wait to see the pics of the gents enjoying the flotation devices. I got them from a special online Christian shop.

I brought a whole case of Crown Royal Royal Crown Cola for the gentlemen tonight. Mix them with club soda, and we'll be ready to party!

Wouldn't that be a bit watery? RC Cola mixed with club soda?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

I should be rolling into Landover about midnight. I have the reefer loaded

We do not allow that demon weed here in Landover

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

We do not allow that demon weed here in Landover

Surely you can tell by the context that James simply made a verbal slip! It did not mean "reefer", but "freezer". No one here smokes that stuff...especially that skunk, purple kush, or Humboldt strains of weed that are so thickly powdered with THC crystals, you get stoned off of one hit. Do not worry. There will be no pot-smoking circles at the party!

[JennyD]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

I would hope that there would be prayer circles instead!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

We do not allow that demon weed here in Landover

Surely you can tell by the context that James simply made a verbal slip! It did not mean "reefer", but "freezer". No one here smokes that stuff...especially that skunk, purple kush, or Humboldt strains of weed that are so thickly powdered with THC crystals, you get stoned off of one hit. Do not worry. There will be no pot-smoking circles at the party!

A reefer is a refrigerated box. Sorry for using trucker lingo.

I will not be handing out drugs at the party. So, if you are looking for pot, speed, 'X', prescription drugs, be sure to ask me and I'll tell you the same thing

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

A reefer is a refrigerated box. Sorry for using trucker lingo.

I will not be handing out drugs at the party. So, if you are looking for pot, speed, 'X', prescription drugs, be sure to ask me and I'll tell you the same thing

That is a great relief Brother. I will be sure to have a rewarding conversation with you on the subject at the party.

Thank God no one has mentioned Thai bud, sinful stuff.

[SUV]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

One question only: Is Don Bozo del Guapo planning on being there?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

One question only: Is Don Bozo del Guapo planning on being there?

Sister Sue, does your lust know no bounds ?

[SUV]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

Sister Sue, does your lust know no bounds ?

But Brother Sayved, how could any True Christian Lady resist trying to C-o-n-Vert

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

Phew! I made it to Freehold just in time, but getting here wasn't easy.

A big problem is that my driver's license was revoked due to a mild medical condition (paranoid schizophrenia). It's just another example of why we need to get rid of big government - a driver's license is another form of liberal oppression. Do you think our Founding Fathers like George Washington and Ronald Reagan had driver's licenses? I rest my case.

Anyway, lacking a driver's license, and not wanting to take socialist public transportation, I had to get to Freehold by an indirect route - via Wichita, Kansas.

As all of you no doubt know, Wichita was the home of the notorious Dr Killer, a baby murderer who operated an abortion clinic that my fine organization, Operation Rescue, has been fighting for years. Dr Killer was particularly notorious because he'd perform late-term abortions on women who falsely claimed they had medical complications with their pregnancies.

You also no doubt know that on May 31, the liberal media accused totally innocent Scott Roeder of murdering Dr Killer. It's a total lie. What happened is that the abortionist, overcome by guilt for all the babies he's murdered, finally committed suicide by shooting himself in the back six times while attending church.

Anyway, I was able to hitch a ride to Wichita with a group of fellow Operation Rescue protesters. We went to Wichita to celebrate mourn. After the party funeral, we then spent several days outside the still-operating clinic harassing employees and knocked-up harlots informing misguided pregnant women of their alternatives such as dying in child birth adoption. Of course, we used perfectly legal methods to get our message across, such as bullhorns, plastering their cars with photos of dead fetuses, calling their employers to ask them why they hire baby murderers, and posting the harlots' names, addresses and phone numbers on pervert web sites.

After the festivities services ended, I then hitched a ride with other fellow Operation Rescue nutcases people to Freehold. I'm so happy to finally be here! And so looking forward to one hell of a great party!

Praise Jesus!
Brother Buford

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

Glad to see you here in the nick of time, Brother Buford! No doubt you'll have a wonderful ecstatic experience tonight at the Bachelor Party as you convert some young women aged 18-24 that really need Jesus! There's more women than I can minister to, so hopefully you will be able to help with their salvation.

Last night we had a pre-Bachelor Party Party in Pastor Zeke's gorgeous backyard Olympic-sized pool with rock waterfalls, waterslides, and exotic landscaping. The Rev. Rodimer was kind enough to send us over some inflatables for the pool party and we had a lot of fun with them...

One of the inflatables was Dolly the Sheep. She represents the "Lamb of God" who takes away the sins of the world. She's also a reminder that Christ is our shepherd and that we are His flock. Rev. Rodimer has a keen eye for symbolism!



Unfortunately there was a slight mix-up. See, Rev. Rodimer ordered an inflatable Jesus so we could celebrate our Lord and Savior at the party, but due to a clerical error they sent us the wrong inflatable....



Still, we had fun nonetheless...especially Pastor Zeke and Bob4God. All in all it was a great night and I converted three -- yes, Three -- unsaved women. But it was very exhausting and I slept like a baby. Of course now I have a headache from all the whiskey witnessing I partook in last night. Need to go back to bed. I'll be there tonight at the Actual Bachelor Party with our Guest of Honor, Officer Don W. Richards!!!

[BrendaFritz]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

I have fought for undocumented immigrants rights!!

I'm sorry, but sense when do criminal, illegal aliens have any rights??

[James Hutchins]

Re: Officer Richards Bachelor Party

I think illegals have the right to not:

Have crimes committed against them investigated and prosecuted
Be accommodated in any way

The do have the right to:

Be exploited
Abused
Treated like the vermin they are


That all said, I like my messican gardener. One dollar a day or I call 'Immgraccion!' 12+ hours of labor a day with nary a complaint. I rarely hit him unless I am in a foul mood and cannot find my wife or kids.