[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, this phenomenon of young men shooting off fireworks from their rectums must stop! I am aware of something called Jackass (forgive me Jesus) and I know all about butt-rockets. BUTT this is still sodomy, pornography, homosexuality and it's just plain stupid! Your thoughts???

Brit burns bum with firecracker
The Associated Press
Article Last Updated:11/09/2006 03:12:44 PM MST

LONDON- A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.
The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.
Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded. Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Mrs.Momma Glynndie

Folks, this phenomenon of young men shooting off fireworks from their rectums must stop!

Your thoughts???

i be of them opininions that these be unsaved boys wiv no father-figures at home, an by lightin up thier addle-esscent butts they be sendin out a signals they be tryin to attracts a noo daddy into thier unchristian lifes

Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i not be surprized if them boys start out by stickin innosent liddle sparklers up thier butts it be thier gateway drug of choice an before long it not enuff an they move onto harder stuff

[eliot mayfield]

Apparently there were two of these fools!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ar/6132140.stm

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland. He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.


Now I thought about starfinder first off. These space cults have to be stopped before someone kills themself!

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

He suffered a scorched colon
These space cults have to be stopped

I'd say Jesus is already on top of it.

Dean

[Student of Landover]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Now I thought about starfinder first off. These space cults have to be stopped before someone kills themself!

So they think that by putting rockets up their rectums they will fly to the stars? Maybe that's what they mean by the "Big Bang".

[Rachael Van Helsing]

By all means, people that dumb should be allowed to do it. That way they'd eventually win a Darwin award (which still counts for guys who are alive and unable to reproduce) and spare the rest of humanity their genes!

[Student of Landover]

If you knew anything you would know that there is no such thing as "genes", as they are merely lies spouted by the evilutionists. If these Darwin awards are for stupidity, i.e. for those who believe what Darwin said, then you definitely deserve one.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Well, seeing as you clearly have no idea of the requirements I won't bother explaining. And do the world a favor, cover your face with piercings like your brother narrowpathy. It was still horrific, but you could see less of it that way.

[Student of Landover]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

And do the world a favor, cover your face with piercings like your brother narrowpathy. It was still horrific, but you could see less of it that way.

I'm aware that my user picture isn't exactly flattering, but it was taken in a bad light a year ago, and the only one that was on my computer. I'm too lazy to put a new one on here.
Also, you are hardly one to critisize the looks of others, as you are goofishly posing like a retard in your user pic.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Student of Landover

I'm aware that my user picture isn't exactly flattering, but it was taken in a bad light a year ago, and the only one that was on my computer. I'm too lazy to put a new one on here.
Also, you are hardly one to critisize the looks of others, as you are goofishly posing like a retard in your user pic.

Young Brother, ignore Mrs ButtPiper. She is hellbound, irrational, obsessed with anal fantasies and spends her time hanging around the fast-food franchises on the Strand. You will be shaking hands with JESUS while she is gargling boiling sulphur in fire lake.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Young Brother, ignore Mrs ButtPiper. She is hellbound, irrational, obsessed with anal fantasies .....

I wondered why she was always talking about snakes. Now I see, where those reptiles enter into it - so to speak.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Prune Danish

I wondered why she was always talking about snakes. Now I see, where those reptiles enter into it - so to speak.

Oh dear Lord! How I long for the days of old, where the most depraved sinner was one who would stuff a hamster up his (or her) bum; however, those sinners were usually boodist rather than pennycostil ... and "Hamsters On A Plane" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, I suppose.

The End© is surely nigh, Brother.

[soupblah]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers

Oh dear Lord! How I long for the days of old, where the most depraved sinner was one who would stuff a hamster up his (or her) bum; however, those sinners were usually boodist rather than pennycostil ... and "Hamsters On A Plane" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, I suppose.

The End© is surely nigh, Brother.

i dont really have anything to add but i just want to give props to the hampsters on a plane joke

[not_satan]

here here!

I second that haha

[Poetic Peter]

I don't get it. What's funny?
The unsaved seem to think H.o.a.p is funny?

Nothing's .."right" ..or.. "funny"
about inserting anything
where there ought to be
a tattood "Exit Only".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In the hopes of retracking this off track thread, I offer THIS bizzarro secular site as evidence that unsaved heathens are regulary inserting things up their exit ramps, in defiance of God's Will.

Object Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar 32
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6
Food
Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2
Wooden
Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3
Sexual Device
Vibrator 23*
Dildo 15
Kitchen device
Dull knife 1
Ice pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1
Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1
Curling Iron 1
Flashlight 3
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1
Inflated device
Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1
Ball
Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1
Pool cue ball 1
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Shampoo Bottle 1
Snuff box 1
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap ** 1
Cattle horn 3
Chain (gold) 1
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Hair Mousse Cap 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects

[Star Finder]

Eliot said

Now I thought about starfinder first off. These space cults have to be stopped before someone kills themself!

and I have to agree that the whole rocket to the SUN was a bad idea. And a painfull one as well but I would like ot point out that I was sitting on TOP of my garbage-can space rocket when it exploded and was not actively sticking it up my butt.

But, the difference is perhaps unimportant. The important thing is to avoid blowing off your balls and most of your pee-pee. I didn't figure on that.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

Nothing's .."right" ..or.. "funny"
about inserting anything
where there ought to be
a tattood "Exit Only".

No offense, my good sir, but if you need "Exit Only" tattooed on your posterior, you may wish to reexamine the company you keep.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

No offense, my good sir, but if you need "Exit Only" tattooed on your posterior, you may wish to reexamine the company you keep.

And stop reading sinful books such as Up the Down Staircase!

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Petal

i be of them opininions that these be unsaved boys wiv no father-figures at home, an by lightin up thier addle-esscent butts they be sendin out a signals they be tryin to attracts a noo daddy into thier unchristian lifes

Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i not be surprized if them boys start out by stickin innosent liddle sparklers up thier butts it be thier gateway drug of choice an before long it not enuff an they move onto harder stuff

Petal, again your wisdom astounds me.

I do hope for their sakes that they don't find some "daddy" with "harder stuff" for their bums!