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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
Wait if cupcakes are red, then pancakes are blue?
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So to "troll" is to say irrelevant things in the middle of other people's conversations? Jimmy Roy's boy does that, but everyone says that's because he fell into Pastor Zeke's pool when it was empty. Do you bray like a donkey, too?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 03:16 PM
Ok so
Christians are retards that doesn't deserve to live
TF2 is best
THE END AND YOU ALL SHUT THE piffle UP
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
Ok so
Christians are retards that doesn't deserve to live
TF2 is best
THE END AND YOU ALL SHUT THE piffle UP
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Protip: When accusing others of being retards, it usually helps not to behave like a retard.
You're most welcome.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
Ok so
Christians are retards that doesn't deserve to live
TF2 is best
THE END AND YOU ALL SHUT THE piffle UP
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No one *deserves* to live, dear. That's the whole point. We all deserve eternal torture the likes of which make a stint at Guantanamo Bay look like a Club Med vacation. We deserve naught but eternal pain, physically, mentally, and emotionally. We deserve the worst the Mighty Lord can throw at us for having the audacity to have been born human with a Sin Nature that is both beyond our control and integral to our identity.
But Jesus suffered temporary death over the long weekend some 2000 years ago to give us the Gift of Salvation. This gift is 100% free and only costs your soul, your free will, your very sense of self. These things are eternal, so you'll want to put them in the best care possible and that means the church's. What can TF2 do for your eternal soul?
However, you do have the power to get the members here to "shut up," as you so brazenly demand. Simply direct your cursor over the little red X at the top right corner of your computer screen. Then stand up and walk outside. Get some fresh air. Play in traffic even.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
Ok so
Christians are retards that doesn't deserve to live
TF2 is best
THE END AND YOU ALL SHUT THE piffle UP
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So you get to be arbiter over who lives and who shall die? And people say that we are arrogant!
You condemn us to death because we don't appreciate your little game. But we are meanies because we insist that God's Word condemns homosexuals?
You declare your little rant to be the final word on this particular subject and command us to shut up on your authority. And then others accuse us of being a threat to free speech.
Somebody is willing to kill and/or trample on everybody's rights to defend his little game. Would he step up and march or take up arms if other people's rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness were threatened?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
So you get to be arbiter over who lives and who shall die? And people say that we are arrogant!
You condemn us to death because we don't appreciate your little game. But we are meanies because we insist that God's Word condemns homosexuals?
You declare your little rant to be the final word on this particular subject and command us to shut up on your authority. And then others accuse us of being a threat to free speech.
Somebody is willing to kill and/or trample on everybody's rights to defend his little game. Would he step up and march or take up arms if other people's rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness were threatened?
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You got everything wrong.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2017, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
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Protip: tantrums are much more effective if you hold your breath until you turn blue.
And then a bit longer.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2??? -
10-05-2017, 01:40 PM
I might be late, but i must respond to this monstrousity you just said, yes, gore and blode, explosions, decapitation etc. It might be terrifying to see this but really, tf2 is not something that bad. Stuff like ("i love this doctor!") and ("get behind me doctor!") are pretty wierd without someone explaining to you what it really means. the class "Heavy" wich says these lines are kinda understandable, the Heavy will say (first one) beacuse he helps him so much. Yea, it seems wierd to say so, but if someone helps you like how much tf2 has lived (10 years) it is kinda understandable, also (second one) is a quote you might say... ("behind me doctor! i will protect you!") not ("behind me doctor! let's have some time ") also, Solider says ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") he meant the country/personal space. I myself have tf2 and i LOVE the creativity, with over 500 items or whatever, you might waste money on these items, but really, their like toys, you pay for them, you use them. The HHH is based on "The Headless Horseman" you loved it! (Maybe) you also liked watching gore your kids do what you do. If you don't watch gore, they won't (unless they find it.)
anyways good life and don't judge people for what they make.
don't judge a book by it's cover
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2??? -
10-05-2017, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by MehaJaz
I might be late, but i must respond to this monstrousity you just said, yes, gore and blode, explosions, decapitation etc. It might be terrifying to see this but really, tf2 is not something that bad. Stuff like ("i love this doctor!") and ("get behind me doctor!") are pretty wierd without someone explaining to you what it really means. the class "Heavy" wich says these lines are kinda understandable, the Heavy will say (first one) beacuse he helps him so much. Yea, it seems wierd to say so, but if someone helps you like how much tf2 has lived (10 years) it is kinda understandable, also (second one) is a quote you might say... ("behind me doctor! i will protect you!") not ("behind me doctor! let's have some time ") also, Solider says ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") he meant the country/personal space. I myself have tf2 and i LOVE the creativity, with over 500 items or whatever, you might waste money on these items, but really, their like toys, you pay for them, you use them. The HHH is based on "The Headless Horseman" you loved it! (Maybe) you also liked watching gore your kids do what you do. If you don't watch gore, they won't (unless they find it.)
anyways good life and don't judge people for what they make.
don't judge a book by it's cover
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I agree with you. Finally somebody that isn't mentally ill on this site.
Also, remember, stay frosty!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-05-2017, 05:54 PM
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I am retarded
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Yeah you are
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-05-2017, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
You got everything wrong.
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Precisely what, pray tell, did I get wrong?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-05-2017, 06:38 PM
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Precisely what, pray tell, did I get wrong?
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Why would I if you would make your little stupid arguments?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-05-2017, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MehaJaz
I might be late, but i must respond to this . . . [ repetitive content deleted ] . . . anyways good life and don't judge people for what they make.
don't judge a book by it's cover
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You are approximately seven years and 3300 posts too late. The matter has been discussed. Our pastors have advised us. Several thousand people have responded with the same inane information that does not address the true issue at hand.
Bible believers do not expect, nor are they required to have/live/enjoy (please select a verb, as you neglected to include one in your initial statement) a "good life". True believers live their lives in accordance to the Bible's commands with the expectation that they will be welcomed into heaven. Nothing that exists or occurs on this earthly plane is of any value other than to show obedience and give glory to God.
The game that you are defending has been determined to lack any benefit in God's plan for His followers so it has been rejected. If a video game means more to you than spending eternity with Jesus, by all means, play until you begin to smell so foul that Satan will choose to pull you into the pit with an extra long pitchfork. Your eternal fate is your own concern.
Do not, however, assume to instruct us on how we conduct our own lives. The Bible requires us to judge between evil and good so we can both please God and lead others to Him. A True believer would not necessarily judge someone for making a mistake, but if the person refused to admit to the mistake and kept repeating the same behavior, then it is a believer's sacred responsibility to offer judgment here on earth. If the person so judged repents, he or she is spared the final judgement of hell. That seems like a kindness rather than an imposition, if you ask me.
Finally, for what I am sure is more than the 3300th time, the only book we concern ourselves with at Landover Baptist is the Bible. The reason for repeating that point is because no one on this thread seems to get it.
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2??? -
10-05-2017, 08:06 PM
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don't judge a book by it's cover
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I always judge books by the cover. If the cover says "KJV 1611" then it is ok. If not, then is not.
It is a really easy way of judging a book, by the way. Even you can do it!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2??? -
10-08-2017, 05:17 PM
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I always judge books by the cover. If the cover says "KJV 1611" then it is ok. If not, then is not.
It is a really easy way of judging a book, by the way. Even you can do it!
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That's not how it works, did you even understand what he meant?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2??? -
10-08-2017, 05:28 PM
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That's not how it works, did you even understand what he meant?
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It's how it works for me, too. When I see a book with a scantily clad woman in loose clothes, clutching to a strapping, half naked pirate, and the title has words like "Lust" "Love" "Master," etc, I know to pick it up and throw it in the garbage can. When I see a book with a title that references witchcraft or vampires, I know to open pages inside and write with a permanent marker "GOD SEES ALL AND WILL NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE." I see a book that says "Holy Bible, KJV Version" and I know I am safe from demons trying to enter my purse or pockets and get into my house in sneaky ways. Pat Robertson explains more here:
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-08-2017, 09:09 PM
How about you all people christians will play this great game?
And don't say things like " Oo, i wont playyyyy it(alian) bekoz it bahes gud oooh"
Good luck, have fun!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-08-2017, 11:03 PM
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-11-2017, 02:01 PM
Eh, why do we even argue tho? We all are going to die and we are either going to heaven or to hell... There is no point of arguing. It only makes us appear dumb.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-11-2017, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by WhoLikeChurch
Eh, why do we even argue tho? We all are going to die and we are either going to heaven or to hell... There is no point of arguing. It only makes us appear dumb.
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Yes, it does make you look rather unsophisticated. The larger, underlying theme of the entire Landover Baptist Church website is really about helping people resolve their concerns about going to either heaven or hell.
We encourage people to read the Bible for themselves and confront what it really says in toto rather than accept a filtered version that fits within any given church's framework.
Once a person has tasted of this True™ knowledge, it is their decision to either live life naked and vulnerable, fearful of an eternity in hell, or clothed in wisdom and confidence, knowing that there is no hell waiting for them.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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