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Umm, you guys do know why Apple had the "Rainbow" logo? It's because back when they had that logo their Macintoshes could display colours (which was new for computers back then) instead of just black and white. They changed the logo to reflect this.
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I don't know what you're talking about. They've used the rainbow apple logo since the eighties.
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01-29-2010, 07:22 PM
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Umm, you guys do know why Apple had the "Rainbow" logo? It's because back when they had that logo their Macintoshes could display colours (which was new for computers back then) instead of just black and white. They changed the logo to reflect this.
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That's a sorry excuse. If this were true, how come back when RCA made the first color televisions, they didn't use a rainbow/colorful logo?
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01-30-2010, 01:57 AM
Get out of 1985, the rainbow Apple logo isn't used anymore.
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02-01-2010, 08:16 AM
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I don't know what you're talking about. They've used the rainbow apple logo since the eighties.
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Of course you don't. You people never do.
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Get out of 1985, the rainbow Apple logo isn't used anymore.
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Here, let me jump the bandwagon before they do.
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02-01-2010, 03:38 PM
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Of course you don't. You people never do.
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So he proves you are mistaken and suddenly you get nasty? That's not a very nice thing to do.
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Let's try to cure them instead shall we? Trying to save their souls might be nicer than your aproach.
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02-01-2010, 05:34 PM
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So he proves you are mistaken and suddenly you get nasty? That's not a very nice thing to do.
Let's try to cure them instead shall we? Trying to save their souls might be nicer than your aproach.
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You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
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02-01-2010, 05:41 PM
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You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
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You're right, HIV/AIDS cannot be cured..........
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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02-01-2010, 05:41 PM
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You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
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Actually we have several cured homosexuals in our Church so I know for a fact they can be cured. As to them not being bad, the Bible is very clear on that. Just read Romans 1:26, 27.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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03-17-2010, 08:27 PM
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A preview of the upcoming Apple commercial.
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Mac doesn't even deserve Hard Gay to represent them, THIS is a more fitting image.
Thats your average mac user.
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04-07-2010, 02:58 AM
so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac. I bought it to study classical music at a state university. As a Christian, and a heterosexual, am I now gay? Please tell me. Please. Should I not eat anything containing apples? Should I not live in an area with snakes? My mac is white, doesn't that mean I'm going to heaven? White people go to heaven. You're bold accusations and homophobia are rude and unfitting of any Christian. This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism. And upon finding this forum I am appalled that any human being would go through so much effort to falsify information and put another down. I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve. Don't just ban me or label me, respond to my post with some sort of dignity.
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04-07-2010, 03:20 AM
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so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac. I bought it to study classical music at a state university. As a Christian, and a heterosexual, am I now gay? Please tell me. Please. Should I not eat anything containing apples? Should I not live in an area with snakes? My mac is white, doesn't that mean I'm going to heaven? White people go to heaven. You're bold accusations and homophobia are rude and unfitting of any Christian. This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism. And upon finding this forum I am appalled that any human being would go through so much effort to falsify information and put another down. I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve. Don't just ban me or label me, respond to my post with some sort of dignity.
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Why do you hate God so much that you would support satan so?
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04-07-2010, 03:22 AM
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You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
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To bad the homers are neither. If you make bad choices, at least admit to doing so, take some responsibility.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-07-2010, 03:31 AM
I don't own a Mac and I'm no homer so it must be true.
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04-07-2010, 03:54 AM
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As a heathen, and a homosexual, I am now gay
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Wow, good for you. I'm sure there are tons of other forums you can spew your hate speech on. Unfortunately for you, this is not one of them.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-07-2010, 08:29 AM
I don't get this. How exactly does owning a Mac make you gay? They first used a rainbow logo to show off the fact that their computers use color screens. After that died down, they moved on to a white logo.
I know a few different pastors and other Godly people who use Apple priducts.
The computers do the same things as any Windows computers do. So what's the problem here?
And the rainbow is in fact a connection between God and His people.
Genesis 16-17 "When the bow is in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth." God said to Noah, "This is the sign of the covenant that I have established between me and all flesh that is on the earth."
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04-07-2010, 08:41 AM
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I don't get this. How exactly does owning a Mac make you gay? They first used a rainbow logo to show off the fact that their computers use color screens. After that died down, they moved on to a white logo.
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Of course that's the only reason, Lance.
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I know a few different pastors and other Godly people who use Apple priducts.
The computers do the same things as any Windows computers do. So what's the problem here?
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Gays cannot be Christians. It's impossible.
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And the rainbow is in fact a connection between God and His people.
Genesis 16-17 "When the bow is in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth." God said to Noah, "This is the sign of the covenant that I have established between me and all flesh that is on the earth."
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Agreed, but it was corrupted into the flag for the gay movement as I have clearly demonstrated over and over again.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-07-2010, 03:36 PM
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so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac.
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That is a more productive activity than spending nine hours every day running anti-virus apps in hopes of keeping your pc running!
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This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism.
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One need only read the lies and distortions they spread about the Holy Roman Church to see their true colours.
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I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve.
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A fine intention and please make note to respect our Lord and Saviour by using proper capitalisation when writing His name.
The thought of a good Christian college boy getting down on his knees to pray brings joy to this old Padre's heart... have you considered the Catholic Church? We always have openings for those who seek the love of Jesus. Drop by any of our many locations and tell them Father Mo sent you... bring your iPad, iPhone or MacBook with you and we can load you up with everything you need to get you on track spiritually!
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-08-2010, 12:06 AM
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That is a more productive activity than spending nine hours every day running anti-virus apps in hopes of keeping your pc running!
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LOL Even viruses aren't queer enough to use macs!
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One need only read the lies and distortions they spread about the Holy Roman Church to see their true colours.
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Our truth is the truth, that makes your wrong.
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The thought of a good Christian college boy getting down on his knees to pray brings joy to this old Padre's heart... have you considered the Catholic Church? We always have openings for those who seek the love of Jesus. Drop by any of our many locations and tell them Father Mo sent you... bring your iPad, iPhone or MacBook with you and we can load you up with everything you need to get you on track spiritually!
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ipad?!? Mac makes tampons now?
The only thing your "religion" is teaching is hate and sodomy.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-08-2010, 04:00 AM
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ipad?!? Mac makes tampons now?
The only thing your "religion" is teaching is hate and sodomy.
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That explains it!!! I knew they were evil:
TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-09-2010, 12:56 AM
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It all makes sense now, I now appreciate being a male even more! Love doesn't even begin to describe my feelings for God.
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