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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-15-2018, 02:38 AM
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I'm offended by the fact that black people and gay people are banned from this board.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-15-2018, 04:19 AM
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I'm offended by the fact that black people and gay people are banned from this board.
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Young Lady,
You have not been banned, so how can you be offended?
Also, for your information, there are many members that are either a nigra, a homer or, in some cases, both. You seem to be very interested in both the nigra and the homer, is there something you want to tell us?
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-16-2018, 01:18 AM
By Kim Chi of North Korea.
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North Korea on Wednesday threw into question an unprecedented summit between its leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. President Donald Trump scheduled for next month, denouncing military exercises between South Korea and the United States as a provocation and calling off high-level talks with Seoul.
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It's like they don't want Donald J. Trump ( ) to get the Nobel Peace Prize or something!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-17-2018, 01:30 AM
Landover Baptist Lounge:Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-17-2018, 03:28 AM
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Landover Baptist Lounge:Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
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My dear sweet, foolish nigra,
Of course you are not allowed in the lounge. This area is for the True Christians to relax and get away from the constant whining of the nigra and homerseksuals. You can go anywhere else on the forum as you please.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-17-2018, 02:49 PM
We haven't restricted ex-nigras from the lounge and I am sure there has been a homer or two that slips through now and then. I fail to see why Jackson is so sensitive on this matter.
The church is clear: we offer you the help you need in order to please Christ. Accept it or burn. If we didn't have the love mentioned in the Holy Bible, we wouldn't be offering this kind of assistance. Can someone please shout glory with me?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-19-2018, 12:00 AM
How pictures like this make all of humanity's meagre scrabblings upon this dust speck so piffling insignificant .
Click image for yuge resolution version.
I lie. I think it's awesome.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-19-2018, 12:27 AM
The word "addict" has become offensive, IMO. Saying it aloud makes it sound like a certain unmentionable.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-19-2018, 05:57 AM
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Am I the only one getting offended by stuff?
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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am replying to this thread. Yes, I am thinking that I am not offended by anything
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The "goth" is always offensive for many reasons and even though Jainism may not be offensive to everyone it is just as offensive to God as what I'm about to report. Having opted to call Him a liar and, in the former case, adopt overtly satanic imagery for jewellery such as upside-down marcasite & pewter nose-rings or cannibal themed T-shirts now these wretches want to dress up like barbie dolls in dainty garments to plod around advertising something even the most ardent Jainist would blink at. Basilissa's chicken song reminded me, I don't think I need to go on.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-20-2018, 07:16 AM
Lately, I've been finding offense in words, among them is the word "cool." I heard this was a favorite term used by hippies to raise unsuspecting women's self-esteem in effort to de-Flower Power them.
I heard this word again last Sunday, used by Mrs. Dinkin's boy, Harry, who described me as "cool". How would he know my body temperature? Why would he even think my body was cool on a sweltering May morning? It was terribly invasive. I reported him to his youth pastor after service. Once little dirty Harry has a chance to "cool" down, I bet he won't be using that word inappropriately in future.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-12-2018, 10:16 PM
I'm offended by sh*****e countries that cannot even correctly spell the word "sh*****e."
Case in point:
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-15-2018, 05:55 PM
People who have no more respect for the flag than this jerk. I even more offended because his shirt says he stands for the National Anthem:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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06-25-2018, 12:24 AM
An organization called Dykes on Bikes:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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06-25-2018, 02:31 AM
I am deeply offended by the fact that the Australian government has decided to ban free shopping bags.
Apparently they annoy the fish or the spiders or some other hippy nonsense.
And now I'm expected to carry around their filthy propaganda just to get my shopping done. And pay them for the privilege.
Proverbs 16:2 All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the spirits.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-26-2018, 01:59 PM
Apparently string bags are easy to store and are beneficial for wildlife.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-04-2018, 11:40 PM
I just wanted to say, that whichever of my most beloved True Christian™ Brothers or Sisters has been praying for rain in Godless South America, this stopped being funny three weeks ago!
Here I am, sacrificing my summer to service our Godly Pastors who are spreading the Good Word to the ungrateful Indians, in what is supposed to be the peak of the dry season, and instead I'm dancing in the rain and stumbling in the snow because SOMEONE has been praying for rain!
Just STOP!!!!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-05-2018, 03:31 AM
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I just wanted to say, that whichever of my most beloved True Christian™ Brothers or Sisters has been praying for rain in Godless South America, this stopped being funny three weeks ago!
Here I am, sacrificing my summer to service our Godly Pastors who are spreading the Good Word to the ungrateful Indians, in what is supposed to be the peak of the dry season, and instead I'm dancing in the rain and stumbling in the snow because SOMEONE has been praying for rain!
Just STOP!!!!
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While offending, this could be a SIGN! Could this freak weather occur without direct meticulous intervention from Jesus? Even if it is El Niño, it still means that the Niño in question is Baby Jesus. We know that he is harsh and unforgiving towards sinners!
Psalms 148:8
Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word:
What would be the Word he's gonna fulfill?! Undoubtedly, His Second Coming, smiting of the sinners! Instead of being offended as we might, we could rejoice in these unprecedented weather patterns as they mean the Time is Ripe for Jesus to harvest us, His True Followers™ into Heaven. By some careful cross-referencing we now see how we should take the unexpected snow in the tropics:
Job 38:22
Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-05-2018, 11:34 AM
So then "La Niña" could be the work of someone else. Someone frozen in the depths of Kokytos so far away from God? Satan! I'd wondered who'd inspired Dante Alighieri who, living when he did, was probably a papist of some sort. There's quite a few swirling around in the picture but The Bible does not support a frozen future for this group.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-09-2018, 02:36 PM
Looks like neo-Dadaist to me, which makes for no surprise I find this painting appalling as well.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-01-2018, 08:36 PM
I am offended by the fact that a man who was not a real hero - because, as our Godly President has said, REAL HEROES ARE THE ONES WHO DID NOT GET CAUGHT - got a funeral as if he were a President. What a waste of taxpayers' money. I am so glad we got a President now who is cutting such wasteful spending.
Which reminds me, how are the military parade preparations going?
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