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Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-09-2007, 05:22 PM
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At the request of a Pastor, I am providing my own personal boycott list. You may add companies or announce that our powerful True Christian™ message has been received and the offending practices discontinued.
Dell Computer (against gun owners)
Phillip Morris (promotes sodomy)
Bank of America (gives home loans to homers, promotes sodomy)
Wells Fargo Bank (anti-Christian, pro-homer)
Sony (promotes sodomy)
Kodak (promotes sodomy)
Kleenex (promotes masturbation)
Disney (big-time sodomy promoters)
Shell Oil (take away the "S" and what do you have?)
Yahoo! (anti-Christian sensorship)
Viacom (celebrates the "holiday" honoring known plagarist, womanizer, and communist "Dr." Martin Luther King, Jr.)
Allstate Insurance (hires Mudslimes, Joos, and Episcopalians)
Safeway supermarkets (carries Moon Pies and Shasta cola)
Shasta cola (I just don't care for their products very much)
Starbucks (sodomy)
Ford (celebrates sodomy, "Dr." King, and Moon Pies)
Red Cross (gives aid and comfort to sinners)
Volkswagen (promotes sodomy, among other things)
AOL (spyware information given to Joos)
Larry's Tire and Muffler (closed too early on Feb. 10th 2003)
Fedex (anti-White biased TV commercials)
Mazda (hired a Joo-- a really, really Jewish Joo)
Office Depot (anti-Christian bias)
NBC (hates America)
Home Depot (sells products to homers)
Target (promotes sodomy)
Chucky Cheese Pizza (idolotry)
Volvo (too safe-- promotes sissyism)
Hanes underwear (sells colored underwear)
Exxon/Mobil (too many x's)
Jell-O (jiggling promotes sin)
Nissan (cupholders poorly designed)
The states of Oregon, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Vermont, and Massachusetts (pro-homer, anti-Christian, pro-sodomy, hates America, celebrates "Dr." King, and vote Demoncrat)
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-09-2007, 05:29 PM
Time/Warner (promotes sodomy with wrestling and anti-Christian books)
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-09-2007, 09:21 PM
Heinz - Really, does this need any explanation?
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-09-2007, 09:44 PM
Subaru - Lezbeans vehickle of chioce
UPS - Homers in Shorts
KFC - Nigra soul food
Taco Bell - Beaner food, burritos are phallic looking
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-10-2007, 01:41 AM
McDonald's - Founded by drunken, skirt-wearing Scots.
Dairy Queen - I've never seen a more disgusting, innuendo-laden Sodomite name.
New York Times - Anti-American lieberal rag.
Energizer - Their mascot is a pink demon with a drum.
CBS - Christian Bashing Sinners
ABC - Anything But Christianity
HBO - Homer Box Orifice
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-10-2007, 11:43 AM
CNN= Communist News Network, AKA Cliton News Network...spreading all of the Hellary Cliton propoganda.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-10-2007, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Volvo (too safe-- promotes sissyism)
Jell-O (jiggling promotes sin)
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thanks guys, i needed a good laugh. xD
how does "jiggling" promote sin, by the way? I'd love to hear.
and you're going to boycott Volvo because they're too safe? wouldnt you like to know that you're safe when you're on the road? Wanting to be safe isnt being a sissy...being in a safe car can save your life if you're in a car wreck.
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-10-2007, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
how does "jiggling" promote sin, by the way? I'd love to hear.
and you're going to boycott Volvo because they're too safe? wouldnt you like to know that you're safe when you're on the road? Wanting to be safe isnt being a sissy...being in a safe car can save your life if you're in a car wreck.
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Friend, we realise that, being an unsaved chink, you're most likely a pervert, but don't think you'll be able to get your kicks by hearing Brother Worthington's rich baritone lovingly outlining exactly how jiggling can lead to sinful fornication! We weren't born yesterday!
And claiming that safe cars save lives is exactly the problem - Volvo drivers think they'll be fine whatever happens, so they have no incentive to drive safely, which actually leads to an increase in the number of accidents on our roads. You see?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-13-2007, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
how does "jiggling" promote sin, by the way? I'd love to hear.
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Ah, just go to http://www.shakira.com/ and you will see!
I personally reviewed this site for two hours, and can say without reservation that Shakira's "jiggling" does promote sin! Why, I was so distraught over the whole experience that I had to spend the next hour and a half in my prayer closet, engaged in intense self-flagellation to purge those depraved images from my mind!
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
02-15-2007, 10:48 PM
Ford - Supports the gay agenda before its own customers
PBS - Their most recent offense was a program glorifying atheism, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. As I posted in a previous thread...
"We're talking about the network that produced the Satanic cartoon "Postcards from Buster," which, as you may recall, peddled lesbianism, terrorism, and the gang lifestyle to our beautiful children. They've been glorifying evil since Day One.
And let's not even mention Sodomy Street, which features the "gay" couple Bert and Ernie along with all manner of homelessness, spickery, and Negro behavior—and all promoted to kids as acceptable and imitable. Then there's Bill Nye the Science Guy, a program that led millions of young souls into the clutches of Satan by brainwashing them into accepting evolution. And of course, Lamb Chop's Play Along ran on the network for FIVE YEARS, poisoning our angels' minds with graphic images of bestial fisting, before Jesus, in His infinite mercy, struck its creator dead. As for Teletubbies... need I say more?
These are sick, sick people. No fire can be too hot for them."
Indeed.
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-21-2007, 08:43 PM
The Washington Post (anti-white, anti-male, pro-Demoncrat; promotes sodomy and anti-American peacenick-ism by being inconsistently anti-homer and pro-war)
Microsoft (promotes atheism and non-faith-based charities)
Saab (builds cars in socialist Sweden and sells them to blue-state homers and yuppies)
Porsche (only one SUV in the whole model lineup)
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-21-2007, 09:03 PM
Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-22-2007, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
The Washington Post (anti-white, anti-male, pro-Demoncrat; promotes sodomy and anti-American peacenick-ism by being inconsistently anti-homer and pro-war)
Microsoft (promotes atheism and non-faith-based charities)
Saab (builds cars in socialist Sweden and sells them to blue-state homers and yuppies)
Porsche (only one SUV in the whole model lineup)
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It's about time someone spoke up about Microsoft. I always use Linux and would advise every True Christian to do the same.
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-23-2007, 01:35 AM
I hope I don't need to inform all True Christian™ families that all theme parks, movies and products made by the satanic Disney company are to be strictly avoided. Among other problems, the Disney company allows sodomite sex orgies on their property.
HERE is a small list of companies being boycotted by Godly American Christians for your perusal.
I am particularly glad to see those evil twisted bastards at the United Way getting their just desserts!
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For the past several years, several United Way chapters have been involved in harassment of the Boy Scouts of America by cutting off their funding. Several other chapters are currently giving consideration to doing the same. The reason for this is the Boy Scout's stance on not allowing homosexuals into the organization as scout leaders or scouts. For an up-to-date list of which United Way chapters have done this, see this link:
http://www.defendscouting.com/unitedway.html
http://www.saveourscouts.com/hall.html
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-23-2007, 11:31 AM
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I am particularly glad to see those evil twisted bastards at the United Way getting their just desserts!
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Do you mean to tell me that just because the Boy Scouts have exercised their right to freedom of expressive association, those Christ-hating lie-berals are engaging in blatant anti-Christian and anti-heterosexual persecution by not giving them money? Is there nothing they won't do to offend Jesus?
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-23-2007, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
Do you mean to tell me that just because the Boy Scouts have exercised their right to freedom of expressive association, those Christ-hating lie-berals are engaging in blatant anti-Christian and anti-heterosexual persecution by not giving them money? Is there nothing they won't do to offend Jesus?
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Not only that, but joo-backed cabals like the "United Way" do nothing but encourage such unBiblical concepts as "tolerance", abortion on demand, welfare and the mongrelization of the races. Worse yet, they siphon off funds that might otherwise be Tithed to Jesus, via Landover Baptist Church of course.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-23-2007, 03:17 PM
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For the past several years, several United Way chapters have been involved in harassment of the Boy Scouts of America by cutting off their funding. Several other chapters are currently giving consideration to doing the same. The reason for this is the Boy Scout's stance on not allowing homosexuals into the organization as scout leaders or scouts. For an up-to-date list of which United Way chapters have done this, see this link:
http://www.defendscouting.com/unitedway.html
http://www.saveourscouts.com/hall.html
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I thought JESUS hates Boy Scouts? That is why he has them get lost in the woods so often?
Or..... are they getting "lost" because their homer Scout Masters are taking them to the woods and committing vile acts with them?
Confused, Sister Thumper
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
03-23-2007, 04:06 PM
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I thought JESUS hates Boy Scouts? That is why he has them get lost in the woods so often?
Or..... are they getting "lost" because their homer Scout Masters are taking them to the woods and committing vile acts with them?
Confused, Sister Thumper
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Getting lost is God's way of punish the Boy Scouts for letting so many Mormans in.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Boycott!! List of Companies to Avoid!! -
06-23-2007, 08:50 PM
Good job .
You just made it so that you can't use any modern convienience.
I praise your d**cheb*gerry.
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06-23-2007, 09:46 PM
Nice expose' Godly Brother Monty! YEAH! That Shasta Cola especially!!!
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