Dear Old Timer Brother,
It is late and your birthday is almost over. I can assure you that this message was not wantonly sent so late but, on the contrary, many of us kept a prayer vigil asking Jesus earnestly not to make you live through yet another tedious celebration. Alas, it seems that this time Jesus answered our prayer (He always answers them( by saying "No, I still need Brother Cranky to rebuke the stupid unsaved masses. There are still souls that he can save!". Who can argue with Jesus? Well, obviously, the atheists can but they will lose. Let us pray that next year we'll all have a nice birthday party in Heaven!
Job 7:15
So that my soul chooseth strangling, and death rather than my life.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
It is late and your birthday is almost over. I can assure you that this message was not wantonly sent so late but, on the contrary, many of us kept a prayer vigil asking Jesus earnestly not to make you live through yet another tedious celebration. Alas, it seems that this time Jesus answered our prayer (He always answers them( by saying "No, I still need Brother Cranky to rebuke the stupid unsaved masses. There are still souls that he can save!". Who can argue with Jesus? Well, obviously, the atheists can but they will lose. Let us pray that next year we'll all have a nice birthday party in Heaven!
Job 7:15
So that my soul chooseth strangling, and death rather than my life.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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