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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 01:24 PM
He expressed support for my initiative to convert to Pope to becoming a Baptist, but he didn't say much else.
The Italian registered biz-jet make me wonder if he has BIG plans.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
The new mayor was feeling generous after his acceptance party. Seems he felt the need to make peace with everyone.
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Our new mayor released Mrs. Johnson from jail??? That's not why I voted for him!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 06:36 PM
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Our new mayor released Mrs. Johnson from jail??? That's not why I voted for him!
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I've heard he's working on a Diversity Plan, too . . . and that he's made Al King his official shoeshine boy!
But back to the missing members . . . Well, you don't suppose they have all decided to come to Indiana for my birthday, do you? Maybe that's it! A surprise party, a few months early!
Let's not let on that we've figured them out!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 11:53 PM
I've working the phones with people I know in law enforcement. There is a rumor going around--I want to emphasize it's only a rumor. But, it has certain tidbits of logic to it that makes you wonder. It's this:
Iceland owes BIG money to the U. S. It's in debt up to it kester. So, apparently this idea has been floating around at the highest levels of government in Reykjavik that the Icelandic government might kidnap some U. S. celebrity and use that person to negotiate down the debt.
I've already visited with Prime Minister Aalborg Sigurdardottir about one rumor related to the mysterious death of Mayor Mitchells. It seemed like she knew something but I didn't get anything out of her. I wonder if it would be worthwhile visiting her again. If it were more than just a rumor I would not hesitate.
If someone else comes up with anything more substantial, let me know.
JJH
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 12:03 AM
Would he of left with Brother Rush? You know over the healthcare fiasco?
Does anyone have a contact within the Limbaugh team?
What about other high level Pastors? Maybe they're all holed up somewhere in an emergency prayer meeting? Has anyone called Pastor Anderson?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.
It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.
Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?
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Perhaps the stress of being a pastor is getting to him From what I've been reading on here, he does quite a bit in the name of Jesus.
Maybe he just needs a vacation.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Sue Garfield
Perhaps the stress of being a pastor is getting to him From what I've been reading on here, he does quite a bit in the name of Jesus.
Maybe he just needs a vacation.
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Jesus does not take a vacation not does Pastor Ezekiel!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 03:51 AM
I never had the nerve to ask Pastor if he carried a weapon. Does anyone know?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I never had the nerve to ask Pastor if he carried a weapon. Does anyone know?
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I don't think he needs one. I think he spent some time in Japan learning self-defense. If I'm not mistaken he has a 7th degree black belt in haiku.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 12:57 PM
I've learned the biz jet we think he might have been on tracked east from Landover.
One other bit of news, a mutual friend said Pastor was really upset when he learned that child molesters would be force fed Viagra in the health care reform bill.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I never had the nerve to ask Pastor if he carried a weapon. Does anyone know?
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I'm afraid that's classified information Mayor. As you can see from the announcement at the top of the forums, all information about Pastor Zeke needs to be passed on to the DoF.
Rumours about missing bears or missing paddles should be completely ignored.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 05:23 PM
Let's examine the evidence. Here's what we know:
Pastor Ezekiel was seen at JJ Hold's election party:
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.
It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.
Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?
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After this event, Levi Jones is the last person to see Pastor Ezekiel. He saw him at the 6 am prayer meeting on March 19, acting strangely:
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
He did say a couple of things I found strange for Pastor.
Something about The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.
I figured he was still celebrating the election. That, or he had gone soft in the head.
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Nobody has seen Zeke since. However, there have been posts made to the forum, supposedly by him, never mentioning his whereabouts.
On March 21, Pastor Ezekiel said something very unusual:
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This is too much. I just don't know what to think.....What the world needs now, is love sweet love.
I need to get some inner peace....
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Now, let's look at some other known facts.
The person most eager to provide information about Zeke's whereabouts, while claiming not to know where he is, is Freehold's new mayor, Johny Joe Hold.
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
He expressed support for my initiative to convert to Pope to becoming a Baptist, but he didn't say much else.
The Italian registered biz-jet make me wonder if he has BIG plans.
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I've working the phones with people I know in law enforcement . . . Iceland owes BIG money to the U. S. It's in debt up to it kester. So, apparently this idea has been floating around at the highest levels of government in Reykjavik that the Icelandic government might kidnap some U. S. celebrity and use that person to negotiate down the debt.
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I've learned the biz jet we think he might have been on tracked east from Landover.
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Johny Joe Hold has admitted that he only came to Freehold to "make money as a secular Mayor" and that he has a history of running for office as a stealth atheist and running God out of the towns he leads:
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Originally Posted by JJ Hold
It is faith in God that has been absent in my career as a Mayor. In one city, there was a practice of holding a silent prayer before Council meetings began. The "Prayer" was listed on the official published agenda. Instead of silently praying, I would count from one to 30 and the say, "Amen!" After some months, I complained to the sweet lady who administered the Mayor's office about my discomfort with the prayer agenda item. "Good," she said. "I've always hated that piffleing prayer. I won't put it one the agenda. It's done."
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Originally Posted by JJ Hold
This quest to make money as a secular Mayor led me to Iowa.
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Hold himself has been acting strangely.
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
The new mayor [released known enemies of God Miss Cassandra and Mrs. Johnson from police custody against FPD and LBC wishes, and made Al King an important part of his Cabinet (Official Shoeshine Boy) instead of deporting him because he] was feeling generous after his acceptance party. Seems he felt the need to make peace with everyone.
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Again with the peace. This is all very suspicious. I am formulating a theory . . . I will provide it in my next post, as the site already crashed once while writing this. Someone may be observing my typing!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 06:01 PM
After reviewing all the evidence, I have formulated a theory:
Johny Joe Hold did his homework. He searched the entire country, looking for a town of Godly people and a concentration of financial blessings from God. Naturally, Freehold topped that list. So, he packed his carpet bag and hopped the next freight train coming through town.
He made himself right at home, and immediately began sucking up to the Pastors, pretending to be a Godly man.
When his past was revealed, he cleverly confessed and claimed to have repented of his evil "secular government" ways. The Pastors, believing nobody would have the gall to lie in an oath before God, bought it.
Pastor Ezekiel was never fully convinced, and continued to do research on Hold in the background. He learned that Hold had ties to the Greek government, and was planning to model his revenue stream on Greece's:
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ATHENS, March 24, 2010 (LifeSiteNews.com) – The Greek government has announced it will start taxing churches as part of its efforts to get out of its financial crisis. A new draft bill to be tabled in parliament next week imposes a 20 per cent tax on the Orthodox church's real estate income, reportedly worth over 10 million Euros (US $14.8 million) a year, the Wall Street Journal reports.
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Hold, in fact, was planning to tax not Landover Baptist Church's real estate income, but its property holdings AND tithe income! He also had plans for a fabulous new City Hall and a Mayor's Residence, and was preparing to exercise eminent domain on several Exodus Acres homes for construction of LOW INCOME HOUSING PROJECTS!
Pastor Ezekiel confronted Hold about this at the election party. Hold, determining that Zeke was acting alone, drugged him and had his lackey -- that's right, Al King -- spirit Zeke away to be brainwashed by hippies!
King and Hold have been pretending to be Zeke online, so we won't search for him. I imagine the bizarre post quoted above was actually Zeke, probably using his iPhone to post in his confused, drug-addled state.
Where are you keeping him, Hold? Is Cassandra working with you on this, supplying the drugs? And that Mrs. Johnson? I can't help but notice that she has a brand-new triplewide going in where her ramshackle, rotting old farmhouse was. More "making peace", Hold? Or payoff for assistance?
Disclaimer: This is only one possible explanation for the evidence cited in the previous post.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-25-2010, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
his lackey -- that's right, Al King -- spirit Zeke away to be brainwashed by hippies!
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That is total nonsense. Do you have nothing better to do?
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
After reviewing all the evidence, I have formulated a theory:
Where are you keeping him, Hold? Is Cassandra working with you on this, supplying the drugs? And that Mrs. Johnson? I can't help but notice that she has a brand-new triplewide going in where her ramshackle, rotting old farmhouse was. More "making peace", Hold? Or payoff for assistance?
Disclaimer: This is only one possible explanation for the evidence cited in the previous post.
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You have provided some interesting theories, here, Rev. Rodimer. In your detective work you have overlooked one very plausable theory:
That another member of the clergy might be casing envious eyes on the pastoral post held by our beloved Pastor Zeke.
Now, who might be such a person? Certainly not any of those clergy working so diligently to find Pastor. As we look further, we note one member of the clergy is engaged in diversionary tactics, searching high and low for methods of deflecting attention from himself. This is suspicious.
A file has been started.
Perhaps Council Member, Mr. King, would like to join me in spearheading an investigation.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 02:32 AM
Another thing I would like to point out is the onslaught of trolls since the Good Pastor disappeared. Was Pastor Zeke keeping them out? Or has he been kidnapped by some nefarious group that is now trying to destroy our community?
Pastor, if you're out there, please call someone. We miss you and need you.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 02:47 AM
He does visit Japland on his ministries. I hope he didn't run into a disgusting cannibal who likes white meat.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Perhaps Council Member, Mr. King, would like to join me in spearheading an investigation.
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Yes I would like that.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
After reviewing all the evidence, I have formulated a theory:
continued to do research on Hold in the background.
Disclaimer: This is only one possible explanation for the evidence cited in the previous post.
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Rev. Rodimer:
Councilman King and I have issued a subpoena for you personal and church tax records. We believe there may be a violation of your tax exempt status.
Please deliver said records to City Hall today.
JJH
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Rev. Rodimer:
Councilman King and I have issued a subpoena for you personal and church tax records. We believe there may be a violation of your tax exempt status.
Please deliver said records to City Hall today.
JJH
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I am not sure Rev Rodimer will comply, He lives in Indiana with his right shoe.
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