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Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
11-10-2011, 01:54 PM
Finally some good news from canukistan. Toronto Zoo does true Christian act and separates their gay penguin couple.
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Separating gay penguins means survival of the species
Splitting up a pair of potentially homosexual African penguins and pairing them with females
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Using ex-gay program on penguins is nothing new to zoos.
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In 2004, Roy and Silo, a pair of male chinstrap penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo became famous for incubating and rearing an egg given to them by zookeepers.
The pair's story was later written up into the bestselling children's book, And Tango Makes Three.
Roy and Silo eventually split when Silo became interested in a female penguin. In 2009, gay San Francisco Zoo penguins Harry and Pepper would similarly break up after Harry took up with a female penguin
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Effectiveness of ex-gay programs even on insects clearly proofs that gaysexualism is a deathstyle choice. You are NOT born that way, no matter what anyone says, you still have hope for leaving sodomy behind and reaching heaven.
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11-10-2011, 02:03 PM
Toronto? I thought those Canuckistanis encouraged homorism.
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11-10-2011, 06:49 PM
If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.
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11-10-2011, 09:30 PM
I think the only reasonable approach would be to eradicate penguins worldwide before their "lifestyle choice" spreads to other animals.
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11-10-2011, 11:48 PM
It is at once appalling and drearily predictable that these fags would stoop to molesting penguins—penguins!—to drum up sympathy for their agenda and create more "evidence" that "animalth can be gay too, tho there'th nothing wrong with it!" Anyone without scales on his eyes can see that the birds were taught this behavior, just as a dog might be taught to jump through hoops, and even if it were "natural," would that give us free rein to practice coprophagia, necrophilia, pedophilia, cannibalism, polyandry, and masturbation?
Both the penguins and their trainers must be put to death.
Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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11-10-2011, 11:51 PM
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If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.
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Yes, that would be nice. I'm not a lezbean, Pastor Zeke confirmed it, but I was ALMOST infected by lesbians in my school.
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11-11-2011, 04:03 AM
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Yes, that would be nice. I'm not a lezbean, Pastor Zeke confirmed it, but I was ALMOST infected by lesbians in my school.
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You came close, honey. That's for sure.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-11-2011, 04:12 AM
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You came close, honey. That's for sure.
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11-11-2011, 04:28 AM
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You came close, honey. That's for sure.
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11-11-2011, 04:33 AM
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You came close, honey. That's for sure.
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Pastor, If you haven't already read them, you should probably just delete the last few emails I've sent you, dont bother reading them. They're just non sense ramblings.
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11-11-2011, 04:46 AM
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Pastor, If you haven't already read them, you should probably just delete the last few emails I've sent you, dont bother reading them. They're just non sense ramblings.
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I've got my eye on you Princess.
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11-11-2011, 04:54 AM
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I've got my eye on you Princess.
Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
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Whats a wanton whore? I hope I haven't upset you in anyway Daisy.
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Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
11-11-2011, 02:51 PM
There are some things in life I don't understand. For example, it you were running a zoo, and there were gay penguins, why would you even try to rehab them?
Why not just toss them in the whale tank? It could be a teaching moment for the kids who came to the whale show.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
11-11-2011, 10:49 PM
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If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.
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Eliminate nearly all of their species and then throw a female between them?
Not to be argumentative, Isaac, but wouldn't electroshock therapy be a bit easier, and require a tad less of the genocide?
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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11-13-2011, 02:17 AM
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I've got my eye on you Princess.
Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
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I'm a virgin Daisy Mae, I'm not a whore.
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11-13-2011, 03:08 PM
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I'm a virgin Daisy Mae, I'm not a whore.
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You're protesting a bit too much, you young strumpet.
Why not stop squaring up to your betters and get praising Jesus properly!
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Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
12-15-2011, 07:54 PM
well, is a penguins maybe a good bird what you could eat for Christmas dinner? I aint sure ifn the butchers down at the piggly wiggly might have any in stock, but ifn they do, how do I know ifn it's a gay penguin or not? I imagine homosinuality is especially virulent, and eatin a homer penguin would be a high risk situation?
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And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
12-16-2011, 12:46 AM
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I imagine homosinuality is especially virulent, and eatin a homer penguin would be a high risk situation?
YiC,
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I guess you can get AIDS from eating a homo penguin, and as I have no idea how you can tell from dead penguin if it was gay or not, I would leave penguin eating for eskimos. Maybe eskimos have developed digestion system that can handle eating gay penguins, or maybe they all just have AIDS to begin with. Who knows.
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Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
12-16-2011, 07:48 PM
Once again, Godless heathen animals attempt to pervert the same nature which they are supposed to define! And yet not once have I ever heard of my local zoo having an ex-gay animal program. Just goes to show you how good the sodomites are getting at intimidating the frightened American public into going along with their wicked schemes. It isn't enough that they want to adopt, but now they want to be penguins, too. Last I checked, hating God wasn't supposed to be a full-time job, but I guess I was wrong!
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Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ. -
12-16-2011, 11:46 PM
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...not once have I ever heard of my local zoo having an ex-gay animal program.
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Praise!
In Godless China, the commies are indulging their abberant penguins by allowing them to marry ! ! !
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Gay penguin pair tie the knot
A PAIR of GAY penguins are so loved-up they have been given a WEDDING service.
The besotted male birds, Adam and Steve, turned out to be such a great parenting pair their keepers thought they deserved a reward and let them marry.
They were once given the cold shoulder at the wildlife park in China for stealing heterosexual couples' eggs to nest as their own. But after being allowed to try out with eggs rejected by their mothers, the couple have become the zoo's best penguin parents.
Now keepers at Polarland Zoo in Harbin, north east China, have rewarded their devotion with a wedding day.
One wore a tie and the other was dressed in a red blouse – a traditional Chinese bridal colour – as they stepped into their icy wedding room to the music of the Wedding March.
Keepers then served them their favourite dish for the occasion – spring fish.
"They have been a good couple and deserved their reward," said one keeper.
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