[Archie]

Hello everyone! I have been reading you're Forum for a few weeks, and I must say I like you're views. I didn't know if I was the Only one that felt this way. I quit three local churches because of the horrible perversion of the Word. I know the youth director was a perverted man, the way he smiled at those children. One young girl actually came wearing a knee-high skirt! Unbelievable!!

My question was this. I've always heavily suspected the candy product Skittles to be a secret candy of the gays and homosexuals. Theirs something suspecious about that rainbow pattern. I got to thinking though, the rainbow is absolutely the gay's calling card and it makes me sick every time I see one on a car. Sometimes there are Children inside! When God showed Noah the rainbow as a sign of his covenant with people, was he secretely giving Noah a different sign too? Rainbow = gay, God = rainbow, God = gay????? This has me very disturbed because I don't want a Gay God!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Archie

Hello everyone! I have been reading you're Forum for a few weeks, and I must say I like you're views. I didn't know if I was the Only one that felt this way. I quit three local churches because of the horrible perversion of the Word. I know the youth director was a perverted man, the way he smiled at those children. One young girl actually came wearing a knee-high skirt! Unbelievable!!

My question was this. I've always heavily suspected the candy product Skittles to be a secret candy of the gays and homosexuals. Theirs something suspecious about that rainbow pattern. I got to thinking though, the rainbow is absolutely the gay's calling card and it makes me sick every time I see one on a car. Sometimes there are Children inside! When God showed Noah the rainbow as a sign of his covenant with people, was he secretely giving Noah a different sign too? Rainbow = gay, God = rainbow, God = gay????? This has me very disturbed because I don't want a Gay God!

Please learn to use the Search function.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...light=skittles

[Nobar King]

Calling our Lord a limp-wristed pansy is unacceptable. What's your problem, boy?

[Archie]

I am not "boy" I am a 31 year old man! And I certainly hope not that my God is not one of the gays. I came here so you can make sense of this to me, not attack me. Ignoring a question doesn't make it go away!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Archie

[...] Rainbow = gay, God = rainbow, God = gay????? [...]

Neither God nor Landover appreciate the input of retards. It strikes me that you are unlikely ever to be a True Christian™.

Simply ask yourself,
1. "When was Noah floating around?"
2. "When did Skittles appear on the scene?"

Is this not proof that gays pervert the Word of The Lord? No wonder He says they are abominations.

[Archie]

Okay so you are not saying that they are always gay you are saying the gay menace has sort of hijacked them to make it their gay thing eventually?

And dont' say "Noah floating around." He worked hard for what he did.

[Nobar King]

Brother Bathfire was trying to make that 'simple' for you as a courtesy.

[SamanthaKingston]

Archie, are you done mocking God? Would you like to sign up for my True Intentions program? It could cure you of any afflictions you have, homosexuality, stupidity and such,

[Jenni111]

Skittles are for the gays.

I don't they turn people into homers, but when you see a straight man/woman eating some skittles, you'll wonder

[Bob Wajorsky]

GOD IS NOT GAY!

GOD hates gays and thinks they are an abomination!

Leviticus
18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Don't think you have to worry about that BOY, The good book is VERY CLEAR on the subject and leaves no room for discussion about the Lords sexuality.

Your Logic was NOT sound!

[Conrad Jenkins]

I believe that the question is, why did the gays choose the rainbow as their calling card when God had previously used it with Noah? God is not gay and will never be gay, in fact the gays are an abomination in his eyes. So why is the symbol of the rainbow so misinterpreted?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Big Sodomy, the big-money national homo lobby, is notorious for stealing positive words and using them for their own queer agenda. Below is a partial list of words they have stolen from True Christians™. These once innocent words have been ruined by dykes and pansies:

Gay used to mean happy and carefree

The Backdoor used to be the door the kids used to come in and out of the house.

Spunk used to mean moxie, or as the Jews would say, chutzpah.

A Dyke was what we called levees before the rug-munchers stole the more obvious and shorter word.

Queer used to mean odd, not disgustingly sinful in a sexual way.

To carry home a faggot once meant that you were carrying firewood home to your True Christian™ family, just as taking a toke on a fag was at one time an innocent way to refer to smoking a Godly cigarette.

And finally, a homer was once a good thing. In God's Favorite Pastime™, it used to be OK to say a batter belted a homer. Nowadays, your likely to imagine that a player punched a sodomite when you hear that expression.

Those darned homosexuals have even ruined baseball!

[Archie]

You have all helped me very much with this issue that was Troubling me. I especialy like Capt. A. Portway's list of words. I also want to thank Pastor Ezekiel in his private note to my account (my first private note on this forum!)

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace.

Pastor Ezekiel, thank you for helping send the Holy Spirit into my rectum to exercise the demons in it.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Conrad Jenkins

I believe that the question is, why did the gays choose the rainbow as their calling card when God had previously used it with Noah? God is not gay and will never be gay, in fact the gays are an abomination in his eyes. So why is the symbol of the rainbow so misinterpreted?

Son, you are a bit young to be asking questions like this. The Homers stole the word 'Rainbow' because those smelly fags will do anything possible to ruin things for decent people. You do know those Homers are Satan's henchmen, don't you?
God used the rainbow with Noah also to see the reactions of the creatures on board. Any two of the same sex snuggling up were smited. So these flaming fags decided it would make a flag of solidarity. I say when ever I see a rainbow flag in a crowd, it is the direction I need to point the truck.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by SamanthaKingston

Archie, are you done mocking God? Would you like to sign up for my True Intentions program? It could cure you of any afflictions you have, homosexuality, stupidity and such,

Your what?

Excuse me, Ms. Kingston, but you are a newcomer here. Why are you trying to promote a program which the Department of Faith has not yet investigated? Landover has more than adequate programs to provide for Archie's needs . . . unless, of course, he is outside our service area.

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

And finally, a homer was once a good thing. In God's Favorite Pastime™, it used to be OK to say a batter belted a homer. Nowadays, your likely to imagine that a player punched a sodomite when you hear that expression.

Hmm, and that's a bad thing?

[SamanthaKingston]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Your what?

Excuse me, Ms. Kingston, but you are a newcomer here. Why are you trying to promote a program which the Department of Faith has not yet investigated? Landover has more than adequate programs to provide for Archie's needs . . . unless, of course, he is outside our service area.

Hmm, and that's a bad thing?

True Intentions has helped many people become better equipped for the World, Eugene Harris once had an obsession with Kirk Cameron, but after two years in the program, he became straight, coherent, and intelligent. Jessica Marris was infatuated with Britney Spears until she finished her time in True Intentions now she is ready to get married. True Intentions has helped many others besides just those two. Miss Jenny, We have seperate programs for men and women both. I do not understand what your problem with me attempting to help people is, I have been running this program for several years. I have helped so many people. Why would you want me to stop doing so?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by SamanthaKingston

Why would you want me to stop doing so?

Potential conflict of interest. The B.A.S.H. program has proved very lucrative for Mrs. Bowers. Very lucrative in that it helps save many ex-sodomites who can be assure they will no longer choose sodomy and will be able to go to Heaven.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

. . . Those darned homosexuals have even ruined baseball!

Well now, they did have some help from the Cubs.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Hmm, and that's a bad thing?

No, but it IS confusing. That is part of Big Sodomy's insidious plan. If we True Christians™ are confused all the time, the gays have already won!

Another word fags are in the process of ruining is partner. Back before queers would admit in public that they were abominations living a life of sin and depravity, when a man said "My partner and I were in Barbados last summer", it meant that this person was in business with somebody and they travelled together.

Now, whenever anyone mentions their partner, all I can think about is two queers having anal sex! I tell you, they are doing this on purpose!

[TheLordSavedMe]

And what about the word OUT? It's a really important word! You can be OUt of gas, it can be cold OUTside, and in baseball you are OUT if you don't make it to a base on time. Now those stupid gays are OUT this and OUTTING that!

And it doesn't even sound right to say "A young man came OUT today". OUT where? OUTside? And what is OUTTING? I mean, I don't even think that is correct grammar!

Tammi