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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-07-2015, 09:35 PM
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The days of the Christian will never be over until Jesus returns (and He will soon, I expect) and sends all the sinners, both dead and alive to the Lake of Fire.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-08-2015, 11:55 PM
I am disgusted by Sass-mouthed Negro children who want to swim in our pools. And I am especially disgusted when these insolent Negro children don't immediately stick their cheeks against the concrete when the White Police order them to do so!!
Remember, this insolence took place in McKinney, Texas!! This is a White community run and paid for by Whites, and more than 25 miles away from Dallas (where I believe Negroes, or Jigaboo-Americans if you want to be politically correct, are allowed to swim). These children were 14-15 years old, and they still haven't learned to properly take orders from the White authorities. Just how far out of the Big Cities do Real Americans need to move to create their own miniature Rhodesias??
Disgusting.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-09-2015, 03:22 AM
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I am disgusted by Sass-mouthed Negro children who want to swim in our pools. And I am especially disgusted when these insolent Negro children don't immediately stick their cheeks against the concrete when the White Police order them to do so!!
Remember, this insolence took place in McKinney, Texas!! This is a White community run and paid for by Whites, and more than 25 miles away from Dallas (where I believe Negroes, or Jigaboo-Americans if you want to be politically correct, are allowed to swim). These children were 14-15 years old, and they still haven't learned to properly take orders from the White authorities. Just how far out of the Big Cities do Real Americans need to move to create their own miniature Rhodesias??
Disgusting.
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Back in the day, When America was more purely Christian, we had ways of dealing with coons in the pool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-09-2015, 03:34 AM
The same cure that is applied when you are milking the cow and she puts her foot in the pail, leaving a piece of dried cow turd floating in it, should be applied when dealing with Negroes in the pool. Namely: you have to fish them out before there is any permanent harm done.
Now, I understand that those two Negroe girls who were fighting had not been invited to that pool. They just came anyway and I am told that there was a Jeri Curl ring on the pool and the chaise lounges were sticky with red soda water when they left. That kind of hooliganism cannot be tolerated in a civilized society.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-09-2015, 03:32 PM
They can swim?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-16-2015, 09:42 PM
Feminists and Emos. Poor depraved wretches
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-19-2015, 10:46 PM
After The Rapture Pet Care
The type of person who cares about the well being of some stupid cat is not the type of person who will be Raptured anyway, amen? And the company that offers this service is obviously run by atheists who will certainly sacrifice the cat to satan, or eat it, once it is delivered into their care...so what's the point??
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-11-2015, 08:20 PM
I'm offended by the fact that there isn't a Landover forums mobile app that I can download, or even a mobile version of this site. Navigating the desktop version on my BlackBerry is tricky as balls and don't you know everything revolves around what is most convenient for me?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-11-2015, 08:43 PM
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I'm offended by the fact that there isn't a Landover forums mobile app that I can download, or even a mobile version of this site. Navigating the desktop version on my BlackBerry is tricky as balls and don't you know everything revolves around what is most convenient for me?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-12-2015, 12:31 AM
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I'm offended by that.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-12-2015, 05:54 PM
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I'm offended by that.
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And Jesus is offended by filthy degenerate witches.
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Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-12-2015, 06:57 PM
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And Jesus is offended by filthy degenerate witches.
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Hmm, I'm tempted to be offended by that.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-15-2015, 09:09 PM
People who power-trip are pretty offensive.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-15-2015, 09:39 PM
People who use "per say".
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-15-2015, 10:42 PM
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People who use "per say".
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I would really love to give you positive reputation for this post, but someone seems to have revoked my ability to do so. Which offends me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-17-2015, 12:18 PM
People who are easily offended.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-05-2015, 08:43 PM
Currently I'm heavily offended by all of the roadworks slowing down my commute in Michigan. If they think they can finish all that before winter comes, they are WRONG. God will soon smite Michigan with snow, which means that the roadworks will be stopped and all of these piles of broken asphalt and whatnot will just lay there obstructing traffic the whole winter.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-11-2016, 12:47 AM
I am deeply offended by some members of our Church (who shall remain nameless) who have the nerve to doubt that Donald Trump ( ) is a chosen by God to be our next President.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-11-2016, 02:32 AM
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I am deeply offended by some members of our Church (who shall remain nameless) who have the nerve to doubt that Donald Trump ( ) is a chosen by God to be our next President.
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Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-11-2016, 05:10 AM
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Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.
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An old joo? President of God's favorite country?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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