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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:06 AM

You are a demon posessed harlot. You will burn in HELL.


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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:09 AM

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I can see that you're just a hopeless sex addict.
You know thats not a very nice thing to say. I don't even have sex! Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate. I am NOT a sex addict! You know nothing about me. You are rude.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:12 AM

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You are a demon posessed harlot. You will burn in HELL.
Wait are you talking to me? I talk to God all the time, I tell him my thoughts and whats going on in my life and I can feel him there, listening to me and helping me through everything thats going on in my life. I love the Lord...Why will I burn in hell?
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:13 AM

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You know nothing about me. You are rude.
You're wrong, little missy. I DO know something about you. You're a chronic masturbator. Why else would you log on to a church forum to brag about your new vibrator? You're the rude one.

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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:16 AM

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You know thats not a very nice thing to say. I don't even have sex! Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate. I am NOT a sex addict! You know nothing about me. You are rude.
Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell about yourself, only leave out the disgusting parts about you fingering your cooter. That's a perversion and makes you no better than a queer.

Also, kindly use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation while posting on God's favorite forum.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:17 AM

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You're wrong, little missy. I DO know something about you. You're a chronic masturbator. Why else would you log on to a church forum to brag about your new vibrator? You're the rude one.

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I swear I do NOT own a vibrator. My friend told me about this site, I wanted to check it out. I am not rude, I said I didn't want to offend anyone. Why are you getting so mad? I wasen't bragging about anything. You took my post out of context....
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:18 AM

So you know nothing about the advice you're giving? Why are you here again?

Have you been borrowing your roommate's vibrator?


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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:20 AM

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Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell about yourself, only leave out the disgusting parts about you fingering your cooter. That's a perversion and makes you no better than a queer.

Also, kindly use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation while posting on God's favorite forum.

No, I'd never finger myself! Please don't jump to conclutions, I'm not a bad person and I know I'm not going to hell. Theres no need to be so mean.


I'm not spelling anything wrong, am I? I tried making sure all my spelling was right so no one would get mad. I'm sorry =(
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:23 AM

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So you know nothing about the advice you're giving? Why are you here again?

Have you been borrowing your roommate's vibrator?
What advice am I giving? I was just hear to share my opninons. Clearly you don't care though. I'm really not a bad person. I'm very nice =) I don't understand why I'm being attacked by everyone...

I don't have a roomate. And I don't use a vibrator.
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If you're so against masturbation, why are you promoting it?


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What advice am I giving? I was just hear to share my opninons. Clearly you don't care though. I'm really not a bad person. I'm very nice =) I don't understand why I'm being attacked by everyone...

I don't have a roomate. And I don't use a vibrator.
Nice girls don't go onto Christian forums and brag about masturbating. Jesus is watching when you do that you know.

How old are you anyway? 12?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Nice girls don't go onto Christian forums and brag about masturbating. Jesus is watching when you do that you know.

How old are you anyway? 12?
I was most definitely not bragging. I'm sorry if you feel like I was.
I'm 16, by the way.
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I was most definitely not bragging. I'm sorry if you feel like I was.
I'm 16, by the way.
Well good. Showing proper shame is the first step toward repentance. I hope your Godly father lays a whipping on your hiney each and every time you commit that perverted sin.

Please make your thread in the "introductions" section as I instructed you before.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well good. Showing proper shame is the first step toward repentance. I hope your Godly father lays a whipping on your hiney each and every time you commit that perverted sin.

Please make your thread in the "introductions" section as I instructed you before.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 03:49 AM

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You aren't high on dope are you?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You aren't high on dope are you?
Why thank you, I'll go do that now.

And I can proudly say that I have never once done dope in my life.
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 04:00 AM

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What advice am I giving? I was just hear to share my opninons. Clearly you don't care though. I'm really not a bad person. I'm very nice =) I don't understand why I'm being attacked by everyone...

I don't have a roomate. And I don't use a vibrator.
Female masturbation leads only to demonic posession. This has already been established as fact. Why is this thread still open?


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Why else would God have given you a clitorous?
If your father was any sort of God fearing man he would chop that nefarious nub right off you. What is it with you and your short bus friends? There are millions of sex boards where you could brag about your cooter craze. Why come to a Christian forum to spout filth?
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 09:43 AM

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I've been masturbating since I was 15.
You DO realise that makes you a pedophile, don't you??
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Default Re: Women Masturbating - 02-24-2009, 09:58 AM

You do realize that you are an idiot for telling some one that they are a pedo for starting to masturbate at the age of 15. Try really thinking about this, for a minute… your 15 your masturbating to people your own age or older! Being a pedo is when your masturbating to the thought of those younger then you Einstein.

And Further more…
It is NOT a sin to masturbate! Get a grip! It’s a form of release with out pillaging, and raping you stuck up ass hats.
Really take the phalluses out of your asses… if it wasn’t natural human behavior, your “god” that you praise so highly Would not create the urge for us. It works equally both ways the way God intended it. It’s not a sin not in the slightest.. And believe me I use fingers and toys and whatever suits my fancy for the moment. Your Christianic views seem to be more the suppressant and reason for revulsion because your blind sighted by your own idiocy when reading the word… not realizing that it is just that.. Simply WORDS. Nothing more, you’d know in your heart if something was truly wrong, not be afraid of god killing kittens, or going blind. If I go blind from masturbation so piffleing be it! At least I had fun getting there!

On a side note, I’m terribly sorry that none of you are comfortable enough in yourselves to allow yourselves pleasure, or to think it okay for others to pleasure themselves, because your to stuck up to do so.
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