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Love Jesus God's Signature in DNA Revealed! - 11-12-2015, 04:16 PM

While there is still some controversy regarding the existence of DNA, a new philosophical study has revealed that
  • DNA actually exists and
  • It is designed by God AND
  • He has signed this masterwork of His in plain American!
We have known all along that something cannot come out of nothing. To have a functioning gene, you need to have a cell and without a cell the DNA won't work. And proteins. You also need proteins. For a Believer, the case was already closed. Now new evidence will also bring the atheist and the heathen into the bosom of Jesus with new-found Hope! No scientist understands anything about DNA, its replication or structure despite decades of study. Human beings are just too ignorant to design a machine as intricate and delicate as the DNA. Only God, only Jesus can do that!

1 Corinthians 8:2
And if any man think that he knoweth any thing, he knoweth nothing yet as he ought to know.


This means that if anyone knows anything about anything, it's Jesus who knows something about something. Thus, God must have marked His design somehow. Now this signature has been found!



Look at the image below. It is sometimes used to mock True Believers™ but in this ridicule Jesus has embedded the seeds of Truth™.



It is so simple yet so elegant. The molecules that are absolutely necessary for DNA are all included. We know that the DNA consists of four bases: Adenine, thymine, guano and cytocine. One of them is there, the guanine. We know we have to breathe oxygen - well, this noble gas is there. We know the backbone of DNA is a sugar with the obscure name deoxyribose. It is also there (in fact, it is even in the name DNA itself as the acronym means "deoxyribo nuke acid").
  • Guanine.
  • Oxygen.
  • Deoxyribose.
Absolutely too unlikely to be a coincidence. In the very names of these molecules God has signed His design. There are 3 BILLION base pairs in the human genome, 1/4 are guano. Thus God has signed His name 0.75 BILLION times in every man, woman and child.

Psalms 139:15-16
My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret. Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.
  • DNA, too small to be seen by human eyes, not hid from God!
  • God's eyes saw this substance and carefully connected the parts together for each and every one of us.
  • Yet it is less perfect than Jesus because God foresaw how the Human race would Fall because of sin (Genesis 3:6) and pre-designed our genome susceptible to mutations and degeneration because He knew that we could not keep His commandments and Jesus was required as a Sacrifice to amend these broken promises that we made to God.
  • We'll discuss the "book" part later in this essay.


Atheists will try to stain this elaborate result of Creation Science by comparing our DNA to that of lowly animals. Of course God would use the same machinery also when designing animals (Genesis 1:24). The same signature is also in every one of them!
  • Guanine.
  • Oxygen.
  • Deoxyribose.
AND it does not stop there. The same DNA is quite unexpectedly and contrary to all the theories of evolution also found in plants (Genesis 1:11).



Contrary to the theory of evolution, also plants such as these toadstools have also DNA signed by God!
  • Guanine.
  • Oxygen.
  • Deoxyribose.
All this DNA has now been published in a book (see also above for Scripture; Psalms 139:15-16). It's a veritable "Book of Life". It fills up many volumes, as we can see.



This is no surprise. This very thing in also mentioned in the Bible, the REAL Book of Life!

Revelation 20:12
And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

Creation Science has unraveled the code language of life designed by God. Any lingering doubts are over. This was a monumental task but our best minds did find the signature.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: God's Signature in DNA Revealed! - 11-12-2015, 05:06 PM

Oh this is exciting news, Doctor! I will print this out and share it with my students (my children). In the past, we've concluded that evolution cannot be true because Balaam's ass spoke (Numbers 22:27-28), and if that were an evolutionary trait, we should see God speaking through more asses. But we don't, do we? I dare my children to find one ass through whom the LORD has spoken and prove evolution true. Despite months of looking, they cannot! But this study puts this answer to rest for all time! God's Holy Signature is on the very details of life itself!

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Default Re: God's Signature in DNA Revealed! - 11-13-2015, 01:12 AM

While out of town on missionary in the Youth Prayer Wagon, we were harassed by local authorities after some angry mothers insisted the police persecute us for sharing the word of God with their boys. They insisted the police take our prayer towels to prevent us from prayer. They also took our blankets, sheets and undergarments to try to make life hard for us, and believe me, brothers, it was VERY hard!

They yelled at us something about looking for God's "damned" DNA. Liberals will do anything to get their hands on this type of evidence so they can destroy any proof of God we offer them. We left in the middle of the night and never returned. Their loss. Hope their boys enjoy hell!


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While out of town on missionary in the Youth Prayer Wagon, we were harassed by local authorities after some angry mothers insisted the police persecute us for sharing the word of God with their boys. They insisted the police take our prayer towels to prevent us from prayer. They also took our blankets, sheets and undergarments to try to make life hard for us, and believe me, brothers, it was VERY hard!

They yelled at us something about looking for God's "damned" DNA. Liberals will do anything to get their hands on this type of evidence so they can destroy any proof of God we offer them. We left in the middle of the night and never returned. Their loss. Hope their boys enjoy hell!
I am very sorry for this persecution (Matthew 5:12), Brother! This is one of the worst cases as it also shows that the atheist community does not really care about the children, who aspire to join with Jesus. The method - however - is very useful when converting Darwinists to True Christianity™. I explained above about the signature of God, this method enables us to show the world also the fingerprints of God embedded within this DNA (guano, oxygen, deoxyribose). The finger of God has been everywhere!

Exodus 31:18
And he gave unto Moses, when he had made an end of communing with him upon mount Sinai, two tables of testimony, tables of stone, written with the finger of God.

This method uses the invention of ultraviolent light to reveal the DNA that God created. Here's an example.



Of course, the secular sinner does not hesitate to abuse this method to perform elaborate heresies as evidenced by your post, Brothert ("God's "damned" DNA"). These stains, invisible to the naked eye, show that God is with us all the way and supports us in all our endeavors. These invisible gifts from God are one of the wondrous signs here below!

Acts 2:19
And I will shew wonders in heaven above, and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and fire, and vapour of smoke:





Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: God's Signature in DNA Revealed! - 11-13-2015, 04:35 AM

What an amazing find for Jesus! More proof to those sinners that He exists and is a wonderful Father.


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