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Prayer God's Sex Change - Turn Your Girl into a Boy!!! - 09-25-2015, 11:35 AM

Hallelujah! If you've been cursed with only daughters, there's hope through the miraculous science of Christ Jesus! Christian researchers are now able to prove that little girls can become little boys by simply praying that a boy-branch will grow out of their girl-wound.

This prayer technique even works in filthy Mexican cities like the Dominican Republic, as seen in the video below. Of course, the atheist libtards will dismiss God's miraculous sex-change operation as just a genetic anomaly, but 1 in 50 girls in the Dominican Republic become boys by the age of 12. That's not an anomaly, that's a MIRACLE. That's the result of hundreds of thousands of prayers from sad, lonely men who only have girls! How does atheist science explain that?! It can't, because only God can make a boy come (Genesis 1:26) into existence! Praise JESUS!




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Prayer Re: God's Sex Change - Turn Your Girl into a Boy!!! - 09-26-2015, 03:50 AM

Brother Harry,

By the inadequacy of my semen, I must confess that I have sired two half children who are - as far as I can remember - at the age when they are starting to have issues (Leviticus 15:19-30) and it is very straining, as you must know. They are 'synchronized' with my wife regarding these 'issues' and for 3-4 days each month my household is even more intolerable than usually.

It is going to be wonderful to trade these two half children into two actual sons! This also proves that the law for the conservatism of energy is atheist gobbdelygook. God can easily turn two halves into two wholes (1/2+1/2=2) while in mundane mathematics 1/2+1/2=1.



I will keep you updated about the success rate. I am certain it is going to be 100% as Jesus has promised us that much!


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And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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