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Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) -
07-12-2013, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by alex.siegel
No I say "ew" because the thought of getting [vulgarity deleted] on my [vulgarity deleted] is revolting to me.
Tell me, if my heart seeks the "Truth," then why do I do a whole bunch of other stuff that God doesn't want me to? Why doesn't God just make me like you?
Why doesn't he just kill everyone who doesn't believe in him?
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Because your nature is corrupted by sin (see Psalm 51:5), and yet deep within you, there remains a voice crying for Jesus and deliverance from this terrible world (see Romans 8:26-27). You can deny it, you can run from it, but one day you will have to face it.
Why not just drop the false facade of "I am great and liberated!" and come clean by admitting you are a scrawny, worthless, depraved, awful sinner who can do nothing of himself?
Johne 15:5: "I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing."
Yours in Him,
Pastor Ed
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) -
07-12-2013, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Marie Thy Name
Seriously when quoting the bible, which version do you insist upon using? I am asking genuinely! I would prefer if you all stuck to the one that JESUS wrote down himself, not these ones that have been twisted by evil monkey loving hoomans. The king james, the living bible, the new international, the new king james, or any bible that is NOT in the original GREEK or Aramaic is NOT the word of yaweh and you all are blasphemous.
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I have a sermon for you to read on that very subject HERE.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) -
07-12-2013, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by alex.siegel
No I say "ew" because the thought of getting [vulgarity deleted] on my [vulgarity deleted] is revolting to me.
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It's "revolting" because you know deep down inside, it's wrong. You know this isn't the kind of "wrong" like Marmite, this is the kind of "wrong" like eating spoiled meat. Your body instinctively retches at such a thought. If you didn't actually have a soul, like you atheists believe, then you would think homo-sex was simply a matter of choice that isn't to your liking. It would be no different than saying No Thank You to Marmite on toast.
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Originally Posted by alex.siegel
Tell me, if my heart seeks the "Truth," then why do I do a whole bunch of other stuff that God doesn't want me to?
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That's the nature of sin. Paul talks about it most eloquent and insightfully in his letter to the Romans (start with Romans 7:14-24).
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Why doesn't God just make me like you?
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The question is, Why don't you choose to follow Jesus?
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Why doesn't he just kill everyone who doesn't believe in him?
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He promised never to do that again (remember the Great Flood and Noah's Ark? Genesis 5:32-10:1). Instead, He allows people to choose freely whether to love and obey Him or suffer in Hell for all eternity.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) -
07-12-2013, 05:44 AM
Because the common-law provision remains viable in Vermont, anal sex can be prosecuted if any prosecutor feels inclined to do so.
We still have laws where I live and most sodomy cases involve sheep (very common in New England). Apparently bestiality is acceptable in Scotland, the Isle of Man and even New Zealand and many Vermonters hail from these faraway lands.
From my perspective I feel very safe. The sheep are far more amenable to this sort of practice than women; consequently, our buttocks generally remain unchallenged.
I shudder just thinking about a man wanting to violate my poo-poo.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) -
01-18-2014, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by joem789
Personally, I have engaged in anal sex with my wife. But I loathe homosexuality and always have.
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Okay, first. Ew. Just. Ew.
Second. You have just abdicated your right to claim any reason or logic, and therefore give up any expectation to be taken seriously in any way. Any man who loathes his wife so much that he makes her the "bottom man" in a sodomy-rape fest is a pervert and a hypocrite.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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