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Default Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-18-2012, 03:15 AM

Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)



I’m just going to get straight to the point -

ANAL SEX = GAY SEX.

Yes, that's right, folks! Anal Sex (sodomy) is GAY SEX - Even if it's with a woman!


Let’s be clear here - if a man asks his girlfriend / wife / lover if he can perform anal sex on her - HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL! Because he is effectively asking to perform a GAY SEXUAL ACT on you, and you know what, that sounds pretty gay to me! No if's, no but's - The guy's a fag!


Yes, he may seem like he’s straight red-blooded heterosexual guy to you, he may even look ‘normal’, but think about it: Why would any straight guy want to have GAY SEX with you? I think you know the answer already – HE WOULDN’T! No straight guy would EVER want to put his manhood in somewhere you poop out of, UNLESS HE WAS A FAG!

You may not want to believe it, but I would be willing to bet that, when you’re not around, he probably gets up to all sorts of sick sexual perversions. He probably frequents gay bars and public restrooms, on the lookout for small children to molest. He also probably has 2 or 3 gay friends, who he lets anally rape him on a regular basis. I bet when you’re not around he even walks around your home in your underwear, or wearing your best Sunday dress, and he probably masturbates over pictures of young boys. He may even have AIDS, as most gays do!

Make no mistake here, he may only be dating you so that he can give you AIDS too! It’s a cold hard FACT that most Gay men HATE women: That’s WHY they’re gay.



If a woman asks her boyfriend / husband / lover to perform anal sex on her - THIS MAKES HER A HOMOSEXUAL TOO! Because she is asking him (a man) to perform a GAY HOMOSEXUAL ACT on her, and THIS MAKES HER A GAY! She is probably man-hating dyke, and she is trying to turn him into a Gay too! What other reason would there be to offer him sex in place where she poops out of, rather than in the ‘flower of her womanhood’??




ANAL SEX = THE ULTIMATE INSULT TO GOD!

God cannot be clearer here, Sodomy is an ABOMINATION! Whether it is with a man, OR WITH A WOMAN! God makes no distinctions here, whether a man sodomise another man, or a woman, they are BOTH sodomites, because they have BOTH indulged in the perversion of Sodomy.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18
“There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

1 Kings 14:24
“And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.”

Romans 1 even talks about women who “did change the natural use into that which is against nature”, which is clearly referring to sodomy, and this made their men “burn in their lust one toward another”. See, many seem to miss the FACT that women can lead the men into the perversion of sodomy, just like when Eve lead Adam into temptation in the Garden of Eden. It was the women in this verse who first ‘changed the nature of their use’ by letting their men sodomise them, and from the next few passages we can see that this made the men “burn in their lust one toward another”, because the women had let them perform a homosexual act on them, and this turned their men into Gays. And for this, God states that they are “worthy of death” for this perversion.

Romans 1:26-32 “For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”

So why does God hate Anal Sex (sodomy) so much? Why is it so ‘detestable’ to him? Well, think about it THIS WAY –

God created men and women so they could make little soldiers for Christ. Create the 'miracle of life' between them. A man’s seed is MEANT to go inside his wife’s womanhood, and create a beautiful little child. By performing Anal Sex it is effectively perverting all that is natural. It is sick and wrong, and it is the ULTIMATE INSULT TO GOD!

By performing Anal Sex, a man is effectively shooting his baby-making seed into his partners bowels. How do you think God feels, knowing that he’s giving you this wonderful gift to create life, and watching you dumping it up inside SOMEONE’S GARBAGE CHUTE? Because THAT’S exactly what you’re doing! You are mocking God with your actions! In effect, you are saying to God “Hey, I’d rather dump my seed in the garbage, than use it to create a child with this girl I ‘supposedly’ love!” It’s an abomination! To take something that could create a life, and dump it in someone’s bowels like that!

And THAT is why God says anyone who does something THAT disrespectful and perverted is “worthy of death”. Because if you’re going to offend and insult God like that, by showing him total disrespect by sodomising someone, you deserve NOTHING LESS! Amen!



HAVE ANAL SEX, AND GOD WILL GIVE YOU AIDS!

I don’t know if anyone’s ever noticed this, but up until the 1960’s Sodomy (Anal Sex) was still ILLEGAL here in the States. Way back in 1778 Thomas Jefferson wrote a law in Virginia which contained a punishment of castration for those who engage in sodomy, however this was rejected by the Virginia Legislature, which continued to prescribe death as the maximum penalty for the crime of sodomy in that state.

And even up until 1962, only 40 years ago, sodomy was a felony in EVERY STATE! It was punished by a lengthy term of imprisonment and/or hard labor, though the penalty for violating a sodomy law varied very widely from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. The harshest penalties were in Idaho, where a person convicted of sodomy could earn a life sentence. Michigan followed, with a maximum penalty of 15 years imprisonment while repeat offenders got life.

By 2003, because of pressure from the growing pressure from the Homosexual Agenda, 27 states, the District of Columbia, and 4 territories had repealed their sodomy laws by legislative action, 9 states had had them overturned or invalidated by state court action, 4 states still had same-sex sodomy laws, and 10 states, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. military had laws applying to all regardless of gender. In 2005 Puerto Rico repealed its sodomy law, and in 2006 Missouri repealed its law against "homosexual conduct." Three states have yet to repeal such laws: Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas.

Across the rest of the World, Sodomy was decriminalized in Thailand in 1956, Sweden legalized sodomy in 1944, Hungary in 1962, in the UK in 1967 etc etc.

Now, think about THIS -

AIDS was only first reported 1981 – LESS THAN TWENTY YEARS AFTER SODOMY (ANAL SEX) WAS FIRST MADE LEGAL! A coincidence? I think not!

More proof that God INVENTED AIDS, as a PUNISHMENT for all those who engage in Anal Sodomy Sex! Think about it, friends. While Sodomy was illegal, not one case of AIDS ever turned up in 1000’s of years!! THEN, Society turned their backs on God’s clear commandment: That Anal Sex is an abomination, worthy only of death! And what did they do? They LEGALISED it! No wonder God gave them AIDS! And I for one cannot wait until EVERY MAN AND WOMAN who indulge in ANAL SODOMY SEX get AIDS, AND DIE! Their blood is on their own heads! Praise!
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-23-2012, 05:55 PM

This makes no sense, whatsoever. A woman is not gay if she's having anal sex with a man.
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-23-2012, 06:02 PM

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This makes no sense, whatsoever. A woman is not gay if she's having anal sex with a man.
Romans 1:26,32For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
How does it feel to be consistently wrong and step by step closer to Hell?



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This makes no sense, whatsoever. A woman is not gay if she's having anal sex with a man.
How can you read all of the above and not think a woman is a dirty flower presser if she wants to have anal sex?

Does Brother Percy have to write you a map?

What is it with you people? I bet you're part of Big Sodomy and this is your attempt to get it onto the Law Books

Well I got to tell you, buster. I'm not gay and I've never thought about anal sex (except when I'm at work but that is not for now) so what do you have to say to that, so called queer enabler?

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-24-2012, 12:07 AM

hi im sorry but if a women wants to have her Balloon knot penetrated is she in Gods eyes not allowed to be free to do as she feels
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hi im sorry but if a women wants to have her Balloon knot penetrated is she in Gods eyes not allowed to be free to do as she feels
No! Are you incapable of reading threads?



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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-24-2012, 01:45 AM

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hi im sorry but if a women wants to have her Balloon knot penetrated is she in Gods eyes not allowed to be free to do as she feels
In a very abstract sense you are correct – God does give her free will, but there are consequences that are inescapable and it's called eternal damnation in the Lake of Fire. We don't play "Etch-A-Sketch" Jesus around here – the Bible (KJV1611) is quite explicit and the relevant quotes are elsewhere in this thread.


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It seems as though he only read the title of the thread and responded to that alone. If he had read the well-explained and Bible-backed explanation that was laid out for him by Brother Percy, he wouldn't be so confused and wouldn't be making such ridiculous statements.


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This makes no sense, whatsoever. A woman is not gay if she's having anal sex with a man.
How did you end up here? Did you google for "anal sex", expecting to see something that you and your boyfriend can masturbate to?
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This makes no sense, whatsoever. A woman is not gay if she's having anal sex with a man.
If my wife ever even hinted that she is willing to have anal sex, I would cast her out as israel in book one of Kings 9:7

"Then will I cut off Israel out of the land which I have given them; and this house, which I have hallowed for my name, will I cast out of my sight; and Israel shall be a proverb and a byword among all people"

I would take the children and she would be forced to give me full custody lest I let our circle of friends know why kind of temptress the slut truly was.

If my wife was willing, then her mind was polluted long ago, you don't just wake up and decide to commit immortal sin on a whim. If my wife had been hiding her thoughts of anal sex from me, what else is she hiding? That gangbang with the whole football team in high school? The porno video she made called "The Darkie and the Donkey do your Wifey"? Anyone willing to journey that dark tunnel is in a tunnel of darkness all their own. Don't let them drag you into the mud with them.

If these were times past, we could purify such a woman with fire, a much easier route than divorce court.

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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-27-2012, 04:55 AM

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How did you end up here? Did you google for "anal sex", expecting to see something that you and your boyfriend can masturbate to?
I think the problem here is that people are hung up on the idea that being gay means in committing homosexual acts. However, when it comes to God's word, dictionary definitions can sometimes be thrown out the window, especially in this case. Understanding this fact will help one understand that anal sex IS indeed the same as gay sex, regardless of gender.
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-27-2012, 09:31 PM

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This makes no sense, whatsoever. A woman is not gay if she's having anal sex with a man.
Friend, ALL acts of sodomy (ANY sexual penetration that is not in the cooter) are Gay Sex. They are taking an act that is designed to create a child, and perverting this act, by putting the man's baby-making seed into someones bowels, or down their throat and through their digestive system. They are evil and sinful, and an abomination in the eyes of God. Just because societies idea of 'sex' has changed over the past 40 years, does not make it right.

Anal Sex AND Oral sex, as everyone knows, are considered 'sodomy' in the Bible, even when performed by a woman, and they are both punishable by death according to God's laws. It is a great misunderstanding when people assume 'sodomy' only refers to anal sex, as it also means oral sex too. These are acts that, ever as little as 40 years ago, would have been thought unbefitting for a man to perform on his wife. They are vile and sinful acts that, back then, were only performed by queers, perverts, bi-sexuals (which is another word for 'gay') and homosexual deviants.

Just because societies standards have slipped into the gutter, and men are now performing homosexual acts on their women, doesnt make them right.
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-27-2012, 09:36 PM

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Friend, ALL acts of sodomy (ANY sexual penetration that is not in the cooter) are Gay Sex. They are taking an act that is designed to create a child, and perverting this act, by putting the man's baby-making seed into someones bowels, or down their throat and through their digestive system. They are evil and sinful, and an abomination in the eyes of God. Just because societies idea of 'sex' has changed over the past 40 years, does not make it right.

Anal Sex AND Oral sex, as everyone knows, are considered 'sodomy' in the Bible, even when performed by a woman, and they are both punishable by death according to God's laws. It is a great misunderstanding when people assume 'sodomy' only refers to anal sex, as it also means oral sex too. These are acts that, ever as little as 40 years ago, would have been thought unbefitting for a man to perform on his wife. They are vile and sinful acts that, back then, were only performed by queers, perverts, bi-sexuals (which is another word for 'gay') and homosexual deviants.

Just because societies standards have slipped into the gutter, doesnt make them right.
Amen, Brother Percy. The only thing more disgusting than two men humping eachother's butts is those same two men humping eachother's faces right afterwards. Jesus would never do that.

And if it weren't for the Bible I would have no excuse to dehumanize people for consenting to commit such acts.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-28-2012, 07:27 AM

Not only that, but the hymen is supposed to be the evidence of virginity on the wedding day. A woman who has had anal sex before her wedding day cheats both her husband and tries to cheat God.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 03-28-2012, 12:41 PM

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Amen, Brother Percy. The only thing more disgusting than two men humping eachother's butts is those same two men humping eachother's faces right afterwards. Jesus would never do that.

And if it weren't for the Bible I would have no excuse to dehumanize people for consenting to commit such acts.
If it weren't for the Bible, i would still hate anal sex because it's so disgusting, unless there was a part of the Bible telling me to not think it's disgusting, of course, but that will never happen, the God i believe in hates anal sex just like me and you do.
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 09-03-2012, 06:32 AM

Well my fellow follower of God,
I must say that I respectfully disagree.

Social freedom and Economic freedom come from our God. Jesus was basically a minarchist (Anarchist but still believed in God's law.)

As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion.

The fact is, if you are right, then that means 40% of American straight couples are now "Gay." Which is untrue as those 40% have done Anal Sex.

Secondly Anal Sex is only gay if it's a man doing it with another man. Or if a woman uses a "fake penis" on another woman.

Besides, if a guy likes it and only wants to do it with women, it probably isn't because he's gay, it's probably because he likes the increased tightness on his penis. Or, because he wants to dominate the woman more. Chances are good he might like vaginal also. I don't really know why a women would like it but some do.

Anyway, there isn't really anything in the Bible that says the act is wrong. The story of Sodom only said the evil doers did the act after the evil acts they did to the city. That is an unrelated thing.

By the way, if you believe homosexuality is wrong, that's fine but Jesus never said that. It was the man now known as the author of the book of Paul.

Also, not all people who have AIDs are homosexual and male. Yes, it started in the U.S. with that group but now many woman have HIV and straight men and women alike have that terrible plague. Many gay "virgins" don't have this. You can't just get the AIDs while being a gay virgin magically unless you transfer blood.

I would agree with the notion however those Irish and Hungarian "Catholic priests" who Anal raped little boys should and will go to hell.
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Well my fellow follower of God,
I must say that I respectfully disagree.

Social freedom and Economic freedom come from our God. Jesus was basically a minarchist (Anarchist but still believed in God's law.)
What? Are you speaking politically or from a spiritual point of view, ie following the OT Laws?

Either way you are way off base.

Jesus' politics.

Mark 12:17 And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

Paul's politics.

Romans 13:1-3
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
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Well my fellow follower of God...
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

"Follow God" all you want to. It won't help at all, if you don't do it perfectly.

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And it's wrong.

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1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality ( def. 4 ) .

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Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

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Well my fellow follower of God,
I must say that I respectfully disagree.

Social freedom and Economic freedom come from our God. Jesus was basically a minarchist (Anarchist but still believed in God's law.)

As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion.

The fact is, if you are right, then that means 40% of American straight couples are now "Gay." Which is untrue as those 40% have done Anal Sex.

Secondly Anal Sex is only gay if it's a man doing it with another man. Or if a woman uses a "fake penis" on another woman.

Besides, if a guy likes it and only wants to do it with women, it probably isn't because he's gay, it's probably because he likes the increased tightness on his penis. Or, because he wants to dominate the woman more. Chances are good he might like cooterl also. I don't really know why a women would like it but some do.

Anyway, there isn't really anything in the Bible that says the act is wrong. The story of Sodom only said the evil doers did the act after the evil acts they did to the city. That is an unrelated thing.

By the way, if you believe homosexuality is wrong, that's fine but Jesus never said that. It was the man now known as the author of the book of Paul.

Also, not all people who have AIDs are homosexual and male. Yes, it started in the U.S. with that group but now many woman have HIV and straight men and women alike have that terrible plague. Many gay "virgins" don't have this. You can't just get the AIDs while being a gay virgin magically unless you transfer blood.

I would agree with the notion however those Irish and Hungarian "Catholic priests" who Anal raped little boys should and will go to hell.
Are you retarded?
Jesus is not opposing authority.
He is the greatest authority there is, and he demands us to follow the law, both God's Law and sickular law.

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Wherfore ye must needs be subiect, not onely for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
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As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion.
We discuss facts here, not opinions.

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Secondly Anal Sex is only gay if it's a man doing it with another man. Or if a woman uses a "fake penis" on another woman.
You are clearly underestimating the evil that is gay people. Decent people only have sex after they get married (man and women of course) to make children for Jesus. Gays are evil people who will have sex with everything and anything. Men, women, children, animals, Obama posters. Their filth knows no boundaries. So yes, anal sex is always gay sex. And that is not an opinion but a fact.


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