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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-02-2016, 02:50 AM

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Some people think god give autism. Some people think vaccines cause autism. I think this message bord causes autism. Ps: If you think "get behind me doctor" is gay, then you have a sinful mind.
And some people don't read the thread to see that their ignorant posts have been addressed about 132 pages ago. Just saying..

Say, if I wanted to post on a a game thread populated by retarded homosexuals, do you think I should read it before I post?

Seems that would be the decent thing to do, out of respect. No? Before I just barge into a forum and illustrate my imbecility?

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-02-2016, 05:08 AM

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I have a lil' message for both you gamers and Christians on this post.
Well, GOD has a "lil' message" for you too, friend: repent or burn in Hell! Believe me, when the latest game you're looking forward to is the latest edition of "pretend the devil's pitchfork isn't stuck where God's sun don't shine," you will wish you had played a round of a retro classic, "Let's All Avoid Hell" instead!

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gamers, there isn't a point in arguing with Christians on this post. they'll just keep trying to argue back with lines of the bible.
I'm glad you recognize that we will never abandon GOD'S word or HIS promises.

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Christians, us gamers WILL continue fighting back relentlessly against your statements (basically anything you say will be used against you)
Son, the only one we fear here is GOD, HE is judge, jury, an executioner, and I'll let you in on a little secret, us Christians are best buddies with a certain juror by the name of JESUS CHRIST, have you heard of HIM? HE has most certainly heard of you, since HE loves you and HE wants to be your best friend, too!


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just let gamers play games and Christians believe in god and maybe we don't need to bicker among ourselves about a game we can enjoy if we want to (no one is forcing you to)
Oh, sure, just like the last guy who told me not to teach my children about GOD and to "let them make up their own minds." We're not stupid, we know you just want to be left alone so you can sin unimpeded and try to convert our children to your wicked ways. We will never stop fighting against the soul-rotting menace of secular, left-wing video games that glorify horrific violence for the devil, rather than a righteous cleansing for GOD.

Will we take away your precious "sin-ulators" (pun intended)? YES if we have anything to say about it, once this nation wakes up and installs the greatest president of all, CHRIST ALMIGHTY, as its head of state, and once we can get these wicked games out of the hands of young children and innocent babes through their most impressionable years. Then once they become adults at age 25, maybe we will talk, but not until then. We are coming for your rotten video games and when you at last see the light of the LORD, you will thank us for it, even if you curse our names now!


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We are coming for your rotten video games and when you at last see the light of the LORD, you will thank us for it, even if you curse our names now!

Amen, Brother! The Second Amendment secures the right of God-Fearing True Americans™ to own real guns that can be used to defend our homes against criminal thugs and the King of England if he ever decides to come back and start trouble.


Video games are not protected by the Constitution. No CG weapons will be left in the land once we gain the power to legislate such sinful distractions out of existence. We will vote Trump and the keyboard punks won't be able to do a thing about it because they can't tear themselves away from their addictive games long enough to participate in the political process.


Remember : Real guns for Real Americans.




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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-02-2016, 12:39 PM

I used to play this game. I didn't quit because of the content but it simply got boring gameplay wise. Note this game is for 15 year olds and over. There are no homosexuality within the game. The quote "I love this doctor" is the characters exxagerating their thanks to the doctor as the doctor heals their health. When they say get behind me they are referring to the fact that they can protect him so he can keep healing them. Within the lore, the game is set before the 2000 where Australia has found a powerful element giving them a large advantage it tech. The characters poised are mercenaries hired into a private war, hence why they look menacing. As for the soldier looking character, within the game he is literally called the soldier and by lore, he is stupid. He has a lack of knowledge about America and base his American facts off propaganda. His quote of "my world" is not referring to the whole world as his, but the battlefield and the enemies choice in fighting him. Him talking bad of God? Like I said, by lore he is retarded. He hardly knows what he is saying. This is set in like 1950's Christianity wasn't as incredibly influential as it is today. The creators of this highly successful game has made other famous and successful games from strategy like half life, puzzle solving like portal and blatant fun cluster of battle that is tf2. This is an adult game and there are NO SEXUAL REFERENCES, NO ANTI PROPAGANDA, and the killing is part of the game. I suggest something. This game is made for the older audience. At this stage, they should be able to distinguish reality from a game. Banning your child from meeting his friends are an over stretch. You may argue about God but God is not physically present sadly and a human will not be able to cope without a social life. Back to the game, this game does not promote the devil. It is a shooter game based on dark humour. Events such as Halloween include not killing but hitting eachother with bumper carts to grab ducks. Do not be afraid of the game. The game is far too different from reality to be confused. Relating to another post, the characters are from left to right the pyro, a seemingly hallucinating person who attacks with a industrial flame thrower, the engineer, who builds dispensers and teleporters to keep his team on the battlefield and builds a sentry of his own as his primary firepower, the spy, a man who uses disguises and cloaking to sneak up and pick off certain individuals as well as malfunction machines, the heavy, a strong muscled man who has more brain than he looks and takes the damage for his team, the scout, a fast running mercenary that either takes the objective or disrupt enemy lines, the sniper who picks off people from a distance, the soldier, who uses a rocket launcher to damage and knock back multiple enemies, the demoman, who is basically soldier but more aggressive and finally medic, who heals his team with an enhanced hose that gives health to allies. This game does not promote the devil. It promotes team work within a gameplay for adult people. With another post calling out the facts of tf2 as well as mentioning what our soldiers really do is similar to tf2 I agree. Also within game files the intelligence is revealed to be payload creation plans or a plan for a robot, relating to when you shoot a horde of robots over a handful of people.

In short, you are wrong about tf2. The devil is not promoted with this game. Your sons actions most likely do not occur because of this game. Find out anything that could really be affecting his actions or personality. Do your research of the game as well please. Your argument is as empty as the devil's promise and it lacks real evidence
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Love Jesus Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-02-2016, 01:02 PM

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stuff not worth reading ... simply got boring [well, that is true] ... more stuff not worth reading ... God is not physically ... lots of stuff not worth reading...
In short, you are wrong about tf2. ... still not worth reading ...Your argument is as empty as the devil's promise and it lacks real evidence
Dear person,

That was quite a lot of text but there was absolutely no Scripture in there. Basically, you are telling us to trust you more than Jesus. Should we do that?

Psalms 118:8
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.


No, we should trust God. Not you. You claim that He would not be present! Is He?

Jeremiah 10:10
But the LORD is the true God, he is the living God, and an everlasting king: at his wrath the earth shall tremble, and the nations shall not be able to abide his indignation.




Thankfully, as this verse tells us, God is among us. If you are mistaken is such a basic issue about the world, how could you know anything about the Spiritual quality of a silly game? Obviously, there is no reason to discard the testimony of a pious woman. Your argument fails. Jesus rules!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-02-2016, 02:42 PM

I caught my child playing this horrid mess of a game. I fear my child will go to hell for it. Such a Satanist game. . such a horrid game.
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Devil Sometimes I wonder if half of the people here are for real or just trolls having a time of their lives - 11-02-2016, 03:41 PM

Things to learn from this thread:
  • TF2 is a devil's game (and so are all the others),
  • saying "I love you!" to your son/daughter makes you gay,
  • a phrase "Get behind me doctor!" has only one way of interpretation - homosexual,
  • Christians are unable to have a civil discussion because they do not care of other's opinions and counter any facts, they are presented with, with a verse from the Bible,
  • Christians do not understand sarcasm,
  • bunch of other things I already forgot.

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And I was beginning to think that nobody got it.
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If there is one thing that we understand here at Landover Baptist Church, other than the fact that the Bible is the Holy Pronouncement Of the One True God and that Jesus Christ is the Only Way to Him, is sarcasm.


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Things to learn from this thread:
  • TF2 is a devil's game (and so are all the others),
  • saying "I love you!" to your son/daughter makes you gay,
  • a phrase "Get behind me doctor!" has only one way of interpretation - homosexual,
  • Christians are unable to have a civil discussion because they do not care of other's opinions and counter any facts, they are presented with, with a verse from the Bible,
  • Christians do not understand sarcasm,
  • bunch of other things I already forgot.
It seems you've forgotten the Most Important lesson of all - Repent and Seek Salvation! This is what this is all about, dear! This is why True Christians™ gather every day, to sing the praises and glories of our Redeemer! To invite others to know the joy that comes only from recognizing Sin even in its insidious little hidey-holes (like TF2). To never sin again is a joy that we don't want to keep for ourselves! We invite you to be perfect, sinless, new creatures in Christ, and secure your place in Heaven where we shall rule the world (Revelation 5:10)!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Miss Euro, I am not quite sure if you are sincere with your post, but I think that there is an item that requires our urgent attention.
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Not necessarily, as in this silly game it was said to a medical professional (a profession that is per se ungodly; 2 Chronicles 16:12-13). Many of us are strong in Faith and do not succumb to fornicatory innuendo. However, saying "I love you" to your immediate family does carry substantial risks as Jesus has made it crystal clear, how we should feel about our next of kin!

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If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.




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Oh, bitch, you didn't! How dare you assume not just my gender but my martial status as well?!

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Thumbs down Debunk and destroy. - 11-02-2016, 05:14 PM

Let me debunk some of the things I saw in this thread.

1. The soldier believes in God. He has many quotes referring to Him, including: "God bless America!"


2. No character appears as homosexual. In fact, there are more heterosexual references. Although there is a theory on the Pyro that he is a gay male, based on the length of his fingers or something.


3. The "Get behind me doctor!" and "I love this doctor!" are from the character Heavy, the most strong character in the game. The first quote is said when the medic Ubercharges the Heavy. (Ubercharge makes you invulnerable for a short amount of time) In that case, the Medic should get behind the Heavy, as the Medic is incapable of dealing damage while he is healing/ubering someone. The second quote appears when Heavy is getting healed by the Medic. He likes that he is no longer hurt by the rockets/bullets/knifes/grenades/arrows/whatever he has been hit by. AKA the Heavy likes when he is healed.


5. This game is not made by satanists.


BONUS: There has been a study with 11 thousand children. The study was about children getting affected by violent video games. The conclusion was that playing violent video games had NO EFFECT on the childrens' behavior.


CONCLUSION: This game is not anti-Christian, gay or anti-American propaganda. You people are just ignorant. As the Soldier once said:


"Booooo..."


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Oh, bitch, you didn't! How dare you assume not just my gender but my martial status as well?!



That sounds boring, I'd rather enjoy my life as you only get to live once, you know.

Suggesting that we are boring brings to mind these verses from chapter 6 of the Gospel of Luke:


41 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
42 Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.


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No and yes.


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Also, Handmaiden, you are calling me stupid? And not Christian?


Well, if I'm intelligent and stupid, and not a Christian and a Christian, what am I?

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Minute mark 2:16 of your own video there shows the homosexual rape of an otherwise decent man who was caught off guard, someone who probably stumbled upon a gay bar innocently thinking the Broadway Tunes and hippsters inside suggested an environment for literary analysis, but got tied up, a helmet thrown on his head, a red ball shoved in his mouth, and is being forced to play The Holy Ghost Comes For A Surprise Visit Upon The Virgin Mary. You think this isn't homosexual? You think this is a joke? There are more than a quarter of a million viewers coming to that youtube video searching for the Truth™! Praise Jesus! Don't be the last one of your friends to accept the Truth™!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Apparently the people in this site can't handle truth. The moderator is... I don't know. Crazy? He deletes links that are to wiki's and marks them as porn links... I'm not going to argue here anymore. Ignorance is ignorance. Goodbye lads!
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