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Default O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:35 AM

Ok crac.kers! Its very clear that everyone on this site has some kind of Mental disorder. You are all racist! And if you all really hate Muslims, go to Saudi Arabia with all that hatred and watch what happens to your head. Nothing would satisfy them more than to behead disgusing, good-for-nothing garbage like you guys. If you hate black people, go talk all that s.hi.t in fromt of them, I garantee, you will regret it when you find yourself in the emengency room (and thats if you're lucky) Why talk all this s.hi.t on a website and not in real life ?? Are you all scared? This site is absolutly disgusting, and it's not funny at all; It's sickening and You all should be executed, but God has a lot of patience - If he didn't he would of already destroy you disgracful people.You people are the worse - Yes, the worse. You are all in the same category as child r/apists/ killers. How can there be people that are athiests/racist/hypocrites/crackers/s.hi.t talkers/haters ? Now thats of the Devil. Not to mention, to him you all will Go. And as cruel as this sound, you will all deserve it. Thank you very much for reading, cracker.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:37 AM

You is need a hug. Or group therapy.


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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:42 AM

Or shotgun mouthwash. Its cool to be an hero!
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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:44 AM

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Ok crac.kers! Its very clear that everyone on this site has some kind of Mental disorder. You are all racist! And if you all really hate Muslims, go to Saudi Arabia with all that hatred and watch what happens to your head. Nothing would satisfy them more than to behead disgusing, good-for-nothing garbage like you guys. If you hate black people, go talk all that s.hi.t in fromt of them, I garantee, you will regret it when you find yourself in the emengency room (and thats if you're lucky) Why talk all this s.hi.t on a website and not in real life ?? Are you all scared? This site is absolutly disgusting, and it's not funny at all; It's sickening and You all should be executed, but God has a lot of patience - If he didn't he would of already destroy you disgracful people.You people are the worse - Yes, the worse. You are all in the same category as child r/apists/ killers. How can there be people that are athiests/racist/hypocrites/crackers/s.hi.t talkers/haters ? Now thats of the Devil. Not to mention, to him you all will Go. And as cruel as this sound, you will all deserve it. Thank you very much for reading, cracker.
Oh, dear child! The demons in your head are acting up worse than ever! I will pray to Jesus to save you from this satanic possession you are under, but I must ask you to run, RUN to the nearest True Christian pastor so he can help you escape from Satan's evil clutches! RUN, CHILD! RUN AND PRAY THAT YOU CAN BE HELPED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!


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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:51 AM

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Oh, dear child! The demons in your head are acting up worse than ever! I will pray to Jesus to save you from this satanic possession you are under, but I must ask you to run, RUN to the nearest True Christian pastor so he can help you escape from Satan's evil clutches! RUN, CHILD! RUN AND PRAY THAT YOU CAN BE HELPED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Or walk. There's no hurry when rushing to your doom.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:53 AM

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Or walk. There's no hurry when rushing to your doom.
You seem to be enjoying your path to destruction, aren't you? I'm sure you're taking time to stop and smell the glue or cocaine or whatever else sinners like to put up their noses.


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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:55 AM

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Oh, dear child! The demons in your head are acting up worse than ever! I will pray to Jesus to save you from this satanic possession you are under, but I must ask you to run, RUN to the nearest True Christian pastor so he can help you escape from Satan's evil clutches! RUN, CHILD! RUN AND PRAY THAT YOU CAN BE HELPED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Hang on a second! I thought we were trying to save him!


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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:57 AM

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You seem to be enjoying your path to destruction, aren't you? I'm sure you're taking time to stop and smell the glue or cocaine or whatever else sinners like to put up their noses.
I don't put anything up my nose, that's a one way orifice Ma'am, just like all of of the other ones I've got. But anyways I'm not on a path of destruction, or else you'd find me at LBC's door step.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 02:58 AM

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Hang on a second! I thought we were trying to save him!
This poor child is possessed by demons, and all you can do is... No, of course. Satan is your dark master. You want nothing more than to see Joh's poor, tortured soul dragged down screaming into the very bowels of Hell! But I've got some bad news for you, and good news for the world... GOD WILL WIN!


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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 03:01 AM

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But I've got some bad news for you, and good news for the world... GOD WILL WIN!
Cool. I hope he does, since if Satan won that would suck for everyone, even TC's.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-01-2007, 05:33 AM

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You all should be executed, but God has a lot of patience - If he didn't he would of already destroy you disgracful people.
There's a fine example of 'tolerance' right there.

If you want to talk the talk, buddy, you should walk the walk.



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Default Re: O...K - 07-02-2007, 02:51 AM

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but God has a lot of patience - If he didn't he would of already destroy you disgracful people.
Just like he should have already destroyed all the false religions, homosexuals of both genders, blasphemers, heretics, every country except the U.S.A., Abortionists, scientists and science in general, and people whom claim to know what God should and shouldn't do. He doesn't like being told what to do, but then again, who does?
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Just like he should have already destroyed all the false religions, homosexuals of both genders, blasphemers, heretics, every country except the U.S.A., Abortionists, scientists and science in general, and people whom claim to know what God should and shouldn't do. He doesn't like being told what to do, but then again, who does?
Why is it that you hebes all think that you know more than God? He works on HIS schedule, not yours or mine. You bend over, grab your ankles and take what God wants to give you, and when, and for as long as He wants to give it.

Stop trying to boss God around.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: O...K - 07-03-2007, 12:31 AM

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Ok crac.kers! Its very clear that everyone on this site has some kind of Mental disorder. You are all racist! And if you all really hate Muslims, go to Saudi Arabia with all that hatred and watch what happens to your head. Nothing would satisfy them more than to behead disgusing, good-for-nothing garbage like you guys. If you hate black people, go talk all that s.hi.t in fromt of them, I garantee, you will regret it when you find yourself in the emengency room (and thats if you're lucky) Why talk all this s.hi.t on a website and not in real life ?? Are you all scared? This site is absolutly disgusting, and it's not funny at all; It's sickening and You all should be executed, but God has a lot of patience - If he didn't he would of already destroy you disgracful people.You people are the worse - Yes, the worse. You are all in the same category as child r/apists/ killers. How can there be people that are athiests/racist/hypocrites/crackers/s.hi.t talkers/haters ? Now thats of the Devil. Not to mention, to him you all will Go. And as cruel as this sound, you will all deserve it. Thank you very much for reading, cracker.
You think that you are in the right when in fact you are consumed by the ego and hence cannot incarnate the Cosmic Christic force that is the Sacred Fire permeating through all creation. You wish to judge others when you have not corrected your own faults by destroying your own ego with the sacred maithuna in the ninth sphere. Beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, "I spit on you!!", shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Thread lightly. All who have ego are demons. And all demons will be disintegrated in the infradimensions of nature.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-03-2007, 12:40 AM

Wow, I understood that!
Judging them, Joh, is sinking to their level. You don't want to do that, I can tell.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-03-2007, 08:04 AM

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You bend over, grab your ankles and take what God wants to give you, and when, and for as long as He wants to give it.
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Default Re: O...K - 07-04-2007, 06:45 PM

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I don't put anything up my nose, that's a one way orifice Ma'am, just like all of of the other ones I've got.
Including your mouth? You've never vomited or spat?
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Ok crac.kers! Its very clear that everyone on this site has some kind of Mental disorder.
If being filled with the Love of Christ is a mental disorder, then call me crazy.
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You are all racist! And if you all really hate Muslims, go to Saudi Arabia with all that hatred and watch what happens to your head.
That's the stupidest logic I've ever seen. I hate ragheads, so why on earth would I want to go to an entire country full of them?
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If you hate black people, go talk all that s.hi.t in fromt of them, I garantee, you will regret it when you find yourself in the emengency room (and thats if you're lucky)
Great, another liberal racist who thinks all golliwogs are naturally violent.
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You people are the worse - Yes, the worse.
Not the worse! I'd hate to be considered the worse!
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You are all in the same category as child r/apists/ killers.
Many great Biblical heroes were child killers, so I'd say we're in pretty good company.
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How can there be people that are athiests/racist/hypocrites/crackers/s.hi.t talkers/haters ?
I don't understand how there can be people who are atheists either. But as far as I understand, "crackers" simply refers to white people, so lumping them into the same category as atheists seems a little harsh. And God hates idols (Deuteronomy 16:22), so does that make him a "hater" in your book?
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The correct response is "Yes, Sir! Right away, Sir!"


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Default Re: O...K - 07-09-2007, 02:48 AM

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Including your mouth? You've never vomited or spat?
Touché, I wasn't thinking about the mouth when I said that.
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