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Default So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 08:28 AM

I'm agnostic
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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 08:32 AM

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 09:46 AM

Revalation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 12:25 PM

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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 12:26 PM

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I'm agnostic
An agnostic is just a fool demanding that Jesus come down and have pink tea with him before he accepts the gift of temporary suffering and death that Christ has offered us. Once satan is ramming his big greasy pole deep into this boy's rectum, all of his doubts will be eliminated.


Of course, it will be far too late by then...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 12:41 PM

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I'm agnostic
I would say absolutely YES!
Well, of course, you will have to be dead first.
We all know that Agnostics are Homers as well, so I expect Jesus will have to kill you some time soon with some nasty disease.
Then you can find out for yourself that we speak The Truth..

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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 12:48 PM

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An agnostic is just a fool demanding that Jesus come down and have pink tea with him before he accepts the gift of temporary suffering and death that Christ has offered us. Once satan is ramming his big greasy pole deep into this boy's rectum, all of his doubts will be eliminated.


Of course, it will be far too late by then...
Why do Landover men all seem to have anal fixations?
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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 03:23 PM

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I'm agnostic
Yes, you and everyone else who does not cultivate the spiritual powers necessary to combat the angelic heirarchies. Even the "True Christians" will be slowly disintegrated in the Abyss. Angels have distain for all humans who have ego. If you have not eliminated all hatread, fear, lust, greed, gluttony, etc. then you are a demon who does nothing but spread misery. You have to remove your psychological defects.

Matthew 5:
[27] Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
[28] But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
[29] And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
[30] And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

You must destroy self-will and succumb to god-will. You must utilitize the power of creation(sex) in the proper way to raise the kundalini and create the bodies of spirit.

You must never spill the semen. To spill the semen is fornication. In the semen is founf the power of immortality.

1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

You must channel that sexual energy into the creation of solar bodies of the higher dimensions or heavens. Only then can you attain eternal life. The death of the Self, the personality - the Ego, is the First Death. The resurrection is the creation of the body of spirit, the Solar Bodies, which are immortal.

1 Corinthians 15:
[35] But some man will say, How are the dead raised up? and with what body do they come?
[36] Thou fool, that which thou sowest is not quickened, except it die:
[37] And that which thou sowest, thou sowest not that body that shall be, but bare grain, it may chance of wheat, or of some other grain:
[38] But God giveth it a body as it hath pleased him, and to every seed his own body.
[39] All flesh is not the same flesh: but there is one kind of flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds.
[40] There are also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial is another.
[41] There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
[42] So also is the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption:
[43] It is sown in dishonour; it is raised in glory: it is sown in weakness; it is raised in power:
[44] It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body.

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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 04:46 PM

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Yes, you and everyone else who does not cultivate the spiritual powers necessary to combat the angelic heirarchies. Even the "True Christians" will be slowly disintegrated in the Abyss. Angels have distain for all humans who have ego. If you have not eliminated all hatread, fear, lust, greed, gluttony, etc. then you are a demon who does nothing but spread misery. You have to remove your psychological defects.
One must cultivate the Philosoper's Stone. One must take the base Lead and convert it into Gold. The Great Work is the Magnum Opus.
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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 10:30 PM

Well, in the opinion of some, yes, but to others there is no hell. I guess the question is do YOU think your going to hell?
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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 05-29-2007, 11:20 PM

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Why do Landover men all seem to have anal fixations?
Well, according to Freud, 'tis probably because they enjoyed toilet training too much as children.

Load of trosh Freud's theories are, quite funny though at the same time.


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Well, according to Freud, 'tis probably because they enjoyed toilet training too much as children.

Load of trosh Freud's theories are, quite funny though at the same time.
What do you expect from a man who wrote letters to his finance about his fantasies about raping her while he was high on cocaine?



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Why do Landover men all seem to have anal fixations?
You think the good pastor is just making that stuff up? Quite the contrary; he is describing matter-of-factly what happens to folks in Hell, so they may decide not to go there. You might say he has a soul-saving fixation.


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You think the good pastor is just making that stuff up? Quite the contrary; he is describing matter-of-factly what happens to folks in Hell, so they may decide not to go there. You might say he has a soul-saving fixation.

And where exactly does he get these descriptions? His own fetid imagination, that's where.
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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 06-01-2007, 03:32 AM

No, honestly I don't.



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An agnostic is just a fool demanding that Jesus come down and have pink tea with him before he accepts the gift of temporary suffering and death that Christ has offered us. Once satan is ramming his big greasy pole deep into this boy's rectum, all of his doubts will be eliminated.


Of course, it will be far too late by then...
So, I'm not a human being, i'm just some low life piece of crap garbage, that's going to be raped by satan?....Is that what your saying?
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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 06-01-2007, 08:48 PM

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So, I'm not a human being, i'm just some low life piece of crap garbage, that's going to be raped by satan?....Is that what your saying?
My word! I think he's "Got it"

You see friend, the power of Our Saviour Jesus Christ has already entered you and is making you realise The Truth©.
There is nothing to fear. Get yourself a copy of The Holy Bible (KJV1611) and read it cover to cover. Pray every day and Tithe to your favourite Church.
Maybe you can be Saved.

You already know the alternative...... friend.



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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 06-01-2007, 08:53 PM

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Not quite, we are saying because you are human being that means you are low life piece of garbage so you damned to hell for the crime of existing. Only Jesus can save for you from that.



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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 06-02-2007, 03:42 AM

There is no such thing as Hell. It's like the boogyman, used to scare people
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No, the Boogyman analogy is is like Brother Temperance when he is out terrorizing drunks after closing time doing his Midnight Revelation ministries. Hell is there to let us Christians know how much God loves us that He will torture everyone else for not being like us.



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Default Re: So am I going to hell? - 06-02-2007, 04:19 AM

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So much for your original pose as a Christian who does battle with atheist monkey worshipers.

You are certainly free to believe or not believe in hell, but either way that's exactly where scum like you are headed. Unless you repent and stop your God mocking ways, satan will have you chained up in one of his rape rooms, where you'll entertain every nigra in hell for all eternity. Praise Jesus!!

If you had any sense at all, you'd be plenty scared about that.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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