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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-22-2007, 02:31 PM
Because you love me!
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-22-2007, 08:25 PM
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Because you love me!
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Friend, it is because we love you that we refuse to believe any of that garbage you spew for so much as a split second.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 04:10 AM
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Friend, it is because we love you that we refuse to believe any of that garbage you spew for so much as a split second.
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I think somebody needs a hug!
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 04:34 AM
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I think somebody needs a hug!
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I think somebody really needs to cut down on the 'perky powder'.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 04:39 AM
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I think somebody really needs to cut down on the 'perky powder'.
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I'm just in a good mood. Everybody needs to chill!
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 04:52 AM
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I'm just in a good mood. Everybody needs to chill!
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Sorry, not an option when one is stressed, tired, worried about bills, overworked, underpaid, and having to talk to the technically illiterate all day.
I live in the real, stressful world. Come visit it sometime.
(And no, before anyone gets any ideas, I'm not inviting Lunar to visit me personally, LOL.)
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 04:58 AM
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Sorry, not an option when one is stressed, tired, worried about bills, overworked, underpaid, and having to talk to the technically illiterate all day.
I live in the real, stressful world. Come visit it sometime.
(And no, before anyone gets any ideas, I'm not inviting Lunar to visit me personally, LOL.)
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I have stress, too, but you just got to have yourself unwhine after the day. If you worry too much then your body will just brake down.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 05:01 AM
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I have stress, too, but you just got to have yourself unwhine after the day. If you worry too much then your body will just brake down.
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I appreciate your concern, but I can handle my life just fine, sweetie. Better for you to worry about numero uno.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 06:40 AM
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I think somebody needs a hug!
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How dare you try to love-bomb our good Christian folk to tempt them to your witchery cult!
We do not tolerate such behavior here, Lunacy!
This is a Baptist Church forum, where we can discuss Jesus, God, and His Word. This is NOT a place for your New Age Hippie Lovefest Witch Cult Love-Bombing!!
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 06:52 AM
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Caves are actually relatively warm in cold weather, since their temperature is fairly consitent. With a small campfire you'd be well able to keep yourself warm. In theory...
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What's a consi tent? I've had an a=-frame and a dome tent, but never a consi tent
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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04-23-2007, 01:05 PM
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What's a consi tent? I've had an a=-frame and a dome tent, but never a consi tent
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Do you really want to know?
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 03:02 PM
Rachael! I always suspected but I can't believe you would actually go through with it! You should know by now that the only people that can eat their children according to God's will are parents who disobey God's word. Now, if that's your child in the picture, and that's your husband, it may be okay seeing as you're certainly not in line with what God says. However, you should probably clarify this with the pastors before you eat any more of your children. Wouldn't want to violate any of God's laws now would we?
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04-23-2007, 10:09 PM
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How dare you try to love-bomb our good Christian folk to tempt them to your witchery cult!
We do not tolerate such behavior here, Lunacy!
This is a Baptist Church forum, where we can discuss Jesus, God, and His Word. This is NOT a place for your New Age Hippie Lovefest Witch Cult Love-Bombing!!
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Aww, I think you need one, too.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 10:21 PM
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Aww, I think you need one, too.
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Lunacy, there's nothing we wouldn't do to help you find Jesus. In fact, we'd beat you to within an inch of your life if it would help you. That's how much we love you.
However, we will not join your Love-Bombing Cult!
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 10:32 PM
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Lunacy, there's nothing we wouldn't do to help you find Jesus. In fact, we'd beat you to within an inch of your life if it would help you. That's how much we love you.
However, we will not join your Love-Bombing Cult!
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Bombs away, baby! Woo.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 10:38 PM
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Bombs away, baby! Woo.
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Lunar; would you please stop terrorizing the forum members with threats of affection. Christianity is not about affection so please bring it back to on topic.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-23-2007, 10:42 PM
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Lunar; would you please stop terrorizing the forum members with threats of affection. Christianity is not about affection so please bring it back to on topic.
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Ok, I will! I like to eat soy babies, being that I can't eat real ones. They are low in fat, too! So, go out and get yourselfs a soy baby. Only $5.99 at Shop-Right.
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-24-2007, 12:38 AM
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Ok, I will! I like to eat soy babies, being that I can't eat real ones. They are low in fat, too! So, go out and get yourselfs a soy baby. Only $5.99 at Shop-Right.
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Jesus hates a smart-aleck. If you don't have anything to contribute, why are you here?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
04-24-2007, 12:43 AM
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Jesus hates a smart-aleck. If you don't have anything to contribute, why are you here?
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To find clients to buy the same stuff that makes him so happy all the time?
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Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel? -
05-26-2007, 07:59 PM
Hahaha...that's hilarious! Good pic!
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