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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-23-2012, 07:45 PM

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open your mind for a change.
Friend, we are not permitted to have what you call an open mind(the devil's playground of monkeyworship and all things homersexural) because we have the mind of jesus and He thinks for us.

Proverbs
3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 3:6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

1 Corinthians
2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-23-2012, 08:18 PM

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There is no proof that god is real. Do you think it would be even a discussion if there was solid proof. Can you deny that you see the light coming off of your computer screen right now.
The bible is the proof yoh


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-24-2012, 12:30 AM

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Going around the topic, that is the game I speak of.

This forum is horrible.

I have a very meaningful life, open your mind for a change.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-25-2012, 08:59 AM

Umm, this actually doesn't prove anything
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-25-2012, 09:35 AM

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Umm, this actually doesn't prove anything
Friend, it's Xmas day!

Can't you people get off Jesus' case for just one day?

Lay off the hate pal!

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 01-31-2013, 04:31 AM

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Mr Current has a lesson for us all here: The Bible says it and the Bible is the Word of God and thus God must exist. I feel we need to maintain that clear Vision of Faith and I believe the Godless Unsaved Trash could then start their march towards Salvation™! Praise!
I would say this is clutching at straws more like it
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 01-31-2013, 04:39 AM

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I would say this is clutching at straws more like it
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 02-04-2013, 01:57 PM

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I would say this is clutching at straws more like it
Friend, that makes no sense. I never use homersexural straws to drink any drink, and the only time I use a clutch is when I am driving my 785 horse power, 565 cubic inch, 4 wheel drive Chevy.

Friend, what did your education system do to you? Them communiss, satanic lieberals and their Harry Fotter memorabiolia have lead you astray.

Ecclesiastes

11:4 He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 02-12-2013, 07:20 PM

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That video is an excellent summary of the proper Christian attitude toward arrogant know-nothings, uneducated braggarts, illiterate provincials, and other scientific types.

"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." -- Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength

God knows all, and is eternal. In the Bible He gave a compendium of ultimate and perfect wisdom to mankind. We can make an educated guess at what God considered important by looking at what He chose to put into His great book.

God believes it is important that mankind know that He killed King Jehoram by making his intestines fall out of his ass. God considers knowledge of King Jehoram's prolapse more important than knowing about electricity, antibiotics, or higher math.

In fact, the Omniscient Scientist apparently thinks science in general is not very important -- the Bible reveals nothing about atomic theory, or stoichiometric chemistry, or optics. It would have been very useful for God's children to have binoculars during their military campaigns in Canaan -- not to mention weapons made of high-carbon steel! -- but God did not think lenses and metallurgy important enough to mention in His Book of Wisdom.

So it is very likely that God really doesn't want mankind to have refrigerators and televisions, heart surgery and painless dentistry. Looking at the wisdom God passed on to mankind in His book of eternal wisdom, it seems that God really prefers mankind to live in an early-Iron-Age society.

Much like the Dark Ages of Europe, with Baptists instead of Catholics as the Godly elite.

I am cast into gloom by our modern, anti-God society. It is simply not Biblical. And it is the fault of scientists and technologists. Bastards!

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Do you know who would be the last person ever to be accepted as a prince of the Church? The Galileean carpenter. That Jew. They would kick him out before he tried to cross the threshold. He would be so ill-at-ease in the Church. What would he think, what would he think of St. Peter’s? What would he think of the wealth, and the power, and the self-justification, and the wheedling apologies? The Pope could decide that all this power, all this wealth, this hierarchy of princes and bishops and archbishops and priests and monks and nuns could be sent out in the world with money and art treasures, to put them back in the countries that they once raped and violated, they could give that money away, and they could concentrate on the apparent essence of their belief, and then, I would stand here and say the Catholic Church may well be a force for good in the world, but until that day, it is not
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I want first of all to say that I have no quarrel and no argument and I wish to express no contempt for individual devout and pious members of that church. It would be impertinent and wrong of me to express any antagonism towards any individual who wishes to find salvation in whatever form they wish to express it. That to me is sacrosanct as much as any article of faith is sacrosanct to anyone of any church or any faith in the world. It’s very important. It’s also very important to me, as it happens, that I have my own beliefs. They are a belief in the Enlightenment, a belief in the eternal adventure of trying to discover moral truth in the world, and there is nothing, sadly, that the Catholic Church and its hierarchs likes to do more than to attack the Enlightenment. It did so at the time: reference was made to Galileo and the fact that he was tortured, for trying to explain the Copernican theory of the Universe. Just imagine in this square mile how many people were burned for reading the Bible in English. And one of the principle burners and torturers of those who tried to read the Bible in English, here in London, was Thomas More. Now, that’s a long time ago, it’s not relevant, except that it was only last century that Thomas More was made a saint, and it was only in the year 2000, that the last pope, the Pole, he made Thomas More the Patron Saint of Politicians. This is a man who put people on the wrack for daring to own a Bible in English: he tortured them for owning a Bible in their own language. The idea that the Catholic Church exists to disseminate the word of the Lord is nonsense. It is the only owner of the Truth for the billions that it likes to boast about, because those billions are uneducated and poor, as again it likes to boast about. It’s perhaps unfair of me, as a gay man, to moan at this enormous institution, which is the largest and most powerful church on Earth, has over a billion, as they like to tell us, members, each one of whom is under strict instructions to believe the dogmas of the church, but may wrestle with them personally of course. It’s hard for me to be told that I’m evil, because I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love, and who feels love for so much of nature and the world and for everything else. We certainly don’t need the stigmatisation, the victimisation, that leads to the playground bullying when people say you’re a disordered, morally evil individual. That’s not nice, it isn’t nice. The kind of cruelty in Catholic education, the kind of child—let’s not call it child abuse, it was child rape—the kind of child rape that went on systematically for so long, let’s imagine that we can overlook this and say that it is nothing whatever to do with the structure and nature of the Catholic Church, and the twisted and neurotic and hysterical way that its leaders are chosen, the celibacy, the nuns, the monks, the priesthood, this is not natural and normal, ladies and gentlemen, in 2009, it really isn’t.

Do you know who would be the last person ever to be accepted as a prince of the Church? The Galileean carpenter. That Jew. They would kick him out before he tried to cross the threshold. He would be so ill-at-ease in the Church. What would he think, what would he think of St. Peter’s? What would he think of the wealth, and the power, and the self-justification, and the wheedling apologies? The Pope could decide that all this power, all this wealth, this hierarchy of princes and bishops and archbishops and priests and monks and nuns could be sent out in the world with money and art treasures, to put them back in the countries that they once raped and violated, they could give that money away, and they could concentrate on the apparent essence of their belief, and then, I would stand here and say the Catholic Church may well be a force for good in the world, but until that day, it is not
Wow, you are stealing entire paragraphs of Jesus-hating quotes from the actor Stephen Fry?



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Wow, you are stealing entire paragraphs of Jesus-hating quotes from the actor Stephen Fry?



(Leviticus 19:11) "Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another."

You are a liar and a thief.



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Not really. I agree with him. It's the truth and you're hiding from it.
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...blah blah blah...
What would you do if someone showed up at one of your "physicss" conferences and expressed support for astrology?

Would you mock them for their stupidity?


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Not really. I agree with him. It's the truth and you're hiding from it.
As an academic (HAH!), you really should know about the LAWS concerning plagiarism.


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Not really. I agree with him. It's the truth and you're hiding from it.
You are a thief and you were caught. Just admit it.

Hey, post your doctoral thesis () and I'll do some searching on it. You know, to see who else you agree with.


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As an academic (HAH!), you really should know about the LAWS concerning plagiarism.
Yes, it's from Stephen Fry, I copied and pasted it. I agree with the statement. You're still hiding from the truth behind it, though.
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Yes, it's from Stephen Fry, I copied and pasted it. I agree with the statement. You're still hiding from the truth behind it, though.
When you copy and paste something without attribution, you are plagiarizing, and that is a form of intellectual theft.

Where exactly is your degree from? I'd like to contact the Dean and have them pore over your academic submissions...


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You are a thief and you were caught. Just admit it.

Hey, post your doctoral thesis () and I'll do some searching on it. You know, to see who else you agree with.
This isn't an exam, so I don't really care. Also Gods not real anyway, mormon. Therefore, I don't need to worry.
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You are a thief and you were caught. Just admit it.
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Hey, post your doctoral thesis () and I'll do some searching on it. You know, to see who else you agree with.
Yes, what a neat idea! We can compare it to Kent Hovind's doctoral dissertation (a man who is not afraid to share the Truth with the world).


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1) If you really had a PhD. You'd know that he wasn't talking about "exams". In fact if you even had a Bachelors, or even in first year college, you'd know he wasn't talking about "exams". Oh and plagiarism is plagiarism whether it's on an exam or in a dissertation or on the internet. Never heard of intellectual property?

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Friend, all of life is one big exam. God is watching you every second of every day, deciding whether He will welcome you to Heaven or cast you into the Lake of Fire.

(Psalms 26:2) "Examine me, O LORD, and prove me; try my reins and my heart."

Just for the record: I don't think you're doing so good.



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