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Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-24-2008, 11:49 PM
When I first arrived on the tail of Andrew Watkins, or as he prefers to be known here, "PimplePee-PeeZilla", he vanished immediately from the forum. I thought perhaps Sister Mary Maria's petition to ban him from the internet was successful, but soon noted that another fellow seemed to display his characteristics . . . a foul mouth, spoiled-brat temper, and unGodly attitude toward True Christian™ women.
Of course, I mean Vayhr of the Warhost.
For a time, he had me convinced that he was NOT Andrew. He knew things about Freehold that Andrew could not, unless he'd taken the Greyhound to Iowa and learned to sew. The lovely Sister Talitha seems to know him in person, and did not mention horror at his blistered complexion or bedwetting habit.
Well, his rants have continued, and I'm more inclined to believe that Andrew learned to sew than I am to believe that there can be TWO such vile trolls on the planet.
I ask that everyone pray that Vayhrzilla give up on his misguided attempts to play at being a Christian, and actually find Jesus. It's not too late to be Saved©, Andrew . . . assuming you didn't actually intend to call Jesus a scrotum.
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 01:34 AM
PRAISE JESUS! I am no longer alone in praying for the Deliverance of this vile DEMON from the holy body of this church and from the physical body of the poor wretch whom it occupies.
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LEVIATHAN
Leviathan is the name of a demon that is talked about throughout the scriptures. His main demonic influence is with spiritual pride and stopping Deliverance. The following scriptures describe Leviathan:
When you read the below Scriptures, you will see why Leviathan is such a tough demon to cast out.
Job 41 "Can you draw out the leviathan (the crocodile) with a fishhook? Or press down his tongue with a cord? 2) Can you put a rope into his nose? Or pierce his jaw through with a hook or a spike? 3) Will he make many supplications to you [begging to be spared]? Will he speak soft words to you [to coax you to treat him kindly]? 4) Will he make a covenant with you to take him for your servant forever? 5) Will you play with [the crocodile] as with a bird? Or will you put him on a leash for your maidens? 6) Will traders bargain over him? Will they divide him up among the merchants? 7) Can you fill his skin with harpoons? Or his head with fishing spears? 8) Lay your hand upon him! Remember your battle with him; you will not do [such an ill-advised thing] again! 9) Behold, the hope of [his assailant] is disappointed; one is cast down even at the sight of him!
Job 41:34 says that Leviathan is monarch over all the sons of pride. People - especially pastors - who do not accept the truth about Deliverance has this demon. Leviathan stops spiritual growth in people. They cannot pray, read their bible, they go to sleep during services, mock or come against Deliverance and/or Deliverance ministries. Experienced Deliverance ministers who have encountered Leviathan state that Leviathan is due to a family curse. Children who have learning disabilities, especially reading, is caused by this curse and the presence of Leviathan.
In Isaiah 27 Leviathan may also mean serpents that are roused by snake charmers who are known to be able to impose curses - so be sure to break curses.
Deception is a major role with Leviathan - the spirit of deception works with him and a curse is placed upon you and your blessings by God according to Malachi 2:1 & 2.
Some experienced Deliverance ministers have had success dislodging Leviathan by calling out Python - like the physical python this demon digs its tail into the person and wraps itself around its victim suffocating it. This is how it stops spiritual growth and the gifts of the Holy Spirit. It is also the cause for people not being able to speak in tongues.
The following is a list of demons associated with Leviathan that should be cast out in Jesus' Name: Leviathan, Python, pride, mourning, spiritual darkness, arrogance, spiritual pride, using logic, ego,rationalization, justification to know the things of god, blocks mind, hinders spiritual growth, distraction, weariness, deception, brooding, melancholy, depression, gloominess, mental dejection, panic, irascibility, rebellion, seduction, treachery, mind idolatry, vanity, jealousy, self-importance, false gifts, suffocation, hard-heartedness.
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Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 04:07 AM
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PRAISE JESUS! I am no longer alone in praying for the Deliverance of this vile DEMON from the holy body of this church and from the physical body of the poor wretch whom it occupies.
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Do you reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaly want to see me get Saved, Justina?
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 04:21 AM
I am praying for the parasitic DEMON'S departure, but I will have no further discourse with it. Demons cannot be Saved©, but their unfortunate hosts can.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 12:01 PM
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I am praying for the parasitic DEMON'S departure, but I will have no further discourse with it. Demons cannot be Saved©, but their unfortunate hosts can.
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So do you want to get the DEMON out of me or not?
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 01:51 PM
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So do you want to get the DEMON out of me or not?
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Are you a retarded? She just said she wants to see the unfortunate host saved.
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 03:46 PM
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Are you a retarded?
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Brother B4G, I've wondered that many times in my interactions with Andrew. However, he did always test in the normal range on intelligence tests, so there must be something else at work.
I think Sister Justina is right, and the problem is demons!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 06:53 PM
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Are you a retarded? She just said she wants to see the unfortunate host saved.
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!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The host?!?!?! Silly human, NOTHING REMAINS OF THE HOST!!!
!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 07:10 PM
I think we can confirm now that Vayhr is indeed possessed. It's a good thing he's in the presence of an army of GOD's soldiers. Where's brother Mitch Walker?
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 07:27 PM
Oh, I have been praying so very hard that poor Vayhr can be Saved! I know he would want that vile DEMON cast out of his body as soon as possible! Deep down I can almost hear his soul weeping in agony!
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 07:58 PM
Sister J if indeed Gayhor is possessed this would explain much. It is our duty as True Christians© to exorcise this demon.
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I am praying for the parasitic DEMON'S departure, but I will have no further discourse with it. Demons cannot be Saved©, but their unfortunate hosts can.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 09:36 PM
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Sister J if indeed Gayhor is possessed this would explain much. It is our duty as True Christians© to exorcise this demon.
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?!?!?An exorcism!?!?!
!!!Ooooooooh NO!!!
!!!!!MWA HAHA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!
!!!!HIS SOUL IS MINE!!!!
Ko-kah tu nagra bier na dathu!!! Cha kuun nooska shara buhs ganai!!!
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-25-2008, 10:12 PM
Well, isn't this a fine kettle of fish!
My church has had a demon-possessed chronic bedwetter in its pews!
Not only must I disinfect the sanctuary now, but I must wonder how strong this demon is, to withstand both my sermons and the mezzo-soprano praises of Mrs. Jacobson!
Is it possible the demon entered Andrew after he left North Salem? Perhaps during a sordid encounter in a bus station men's room?
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 12:59 AM
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Well, isn't this a fine kettle of fish!
My church has had a demon-possessed chronic bedwetter in its pews!
Not only must I disinfect the sanctuary now, but I must wonder how strong this demon is, to withstand both my sermons and the mezzo-soprano praises of Mrs. Jacobson!
Is it possible the demon entered Andrew after he left North Salem? Perhaps during a sordid encounter in a bus station men's room?
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GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, LEROY!!! MY NAME IS NOT ANDREW!!! MY HOST IS NOT NAMED ANDREW!!! I HAVE ONLY KNOWN ONE ANDREW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND HE WAS A CLASSMATE IN GRADE SCHOOL!!!
THE BOY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PROBABLY LEFT DUE TO THE TRAUMA OF SOME OBSESSED PEDOPHILE FOLLOWING HIM AROUND THE INTERNET CYBERING WHILE READING HIS POSTS!!! GOD DAMN IT, IF YOU ARE CYBERING TO MY POSTS I WILL SEE YOU NEUTERED, FAGGOT!!!
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 03:31 AM
My heart goes out to the poor young man this demon has infected. We must begin praying for him in teams immediately!
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 03:42 AM
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My heart goes out to the poor young man this demon has infected. We must begin praying for him in teams immediately!
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Yes, tag-team prayer! What a wonderful idea, Bob4God!
Now I understand why he (Vayhrzilla? ) was riding a bicycle to my hotel dressed in a plastic gladiator outfit . . . he's not insane, he's possessed!
May the LORD have mercy on his soul.
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 03:52 AM
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I WILL SEE YOU NEUTERED
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i prays that not true an i prays that your blood pressures not kill you. why you wanna watch someone get thier bawls cut off, it not sound like a fun pastimes, an it lead to low self-esteems for everyone involveds . but there be help for bawl-less kittys an doggies.....
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 01:33 PM
My dearest Petal, you think of everything! Thank you so much for your compassio and for the wonderful link. You are truly a child of GOD!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 03:04 PM
Now listen here, foul demon, the testicles of humans are none of your business whatsoever! We will not tolerate your contempt of our testes, and will promptly make sure the LORD JESUS knows of how you're acting.
We are not afraid of your empty threats. YOU should be afraid of the LORD JESUS CHRSIT YOUR MASTER WHO WILL PROMPTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE SOMEWHAT SACRED VESSEL YOU HAVE INVADED AS SOON AS HE SEES FIT!
(In the meantime, I ask a special precautionary prayer for the safety of the testicles of myself and my Christian brothers.)
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Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla -
06-26-2008, 03:33 PM
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As Sister Justina pointed out, you really DO think of everything, Miss Petal! Your compassion for the gender-ambiguous Vayhrzilla is truly moving.
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