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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:40 AM

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Who says I can't possibly be a woman?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but with God all things are possible, isn't that correct?

If you respond, please respond to the the scripture quoted and not the person reminding you of the scripture.

And yes, I am proud of myself.
You have quoted no scripture that I have seen. I'd bet that you've never even opened a Bible. There is nothing to "respond to" other than your contant stream of lies and God mockery.

I don't know what you expect out of us. Why are you here? Did you imagine that True Christians™ would just throw away the Word of God and embrace your perversion? If you had any Jesus in you, you'd be deeply ashamed of yourself.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:53 AM

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You have quoted no scripture that I have seen. I'd bet that you've never even opened a Bible. There is nothing to "respond to" other than your contant stream of lies and God mockery.

I don't know what you expect out of us. Why are you here? Did you imagine that True Christians™ would just throw away the Word of God and embrace your perversion? If you had any Jesus in you, you'd be deeply ashamed of yourself.
If I had any Jesus in me..... wow, I don't know what to do with a set-up like that. Espically when you consider that you people think I'm a sex-mad sicko.

Anyway, correct me if I'm wrong, but the Bible says "With God, all things are possible."

I don't want to look it up, but it's there, isn't it?
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:55 AM

Sigh. You really should have had the balls to post the scripture yourself. But then, lack of balls is really your problem, isn't it.

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?

But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible. Matthew 19:23-26

Jesus was obviously not speaking of God turning lavender-pantied girly-men into girlies. He was speaking of the possibility of salvation. NOT the possibility of transexuation.

Get over yourself.

Now, let us examine the concept of the Almighty Lord's omnipotence.

He can do anything. But there are many things He does not choose to do. It would be senseless for God to pronounce something an abomination, and then turn around and do it.

Consider Jesus.

God could have performed His mighty work of salvation by incarnating as Jesus, preaching to mankind, and then lifting Jesus up to Heaven to the accolades of the converted, whole and unharmed. Alternately, He could have had Jesus live as an honored teacher and wise man, growing in wisdom and influence throughout a long and fruitful life among men.

That's not what God chose: instead, He chose to have His son whipped, mocked, lacerated, nailed, and left to die a slow and tormented death. Jesus even prayed for mercy ("let this cup pass from me"); God did not grant it.

If God, with omnipotence at His disposal, chose from all possibilities a horrible death for His own Son, why the HELL do you think He is gonna use his omnipotence to benefit an unrepentant ambisextrous sinner like you? HUH?

You had best fall on your trembling sissy knees and PRAY that the Lord leads you to be a Godly MAN with hair on your nobblies and a righteous urge to procreate with womankind! Do it now, sinner!

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 03:22 AM

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Sigh. You really should have had the balls to post the scripture yourself. But then, lack of balls is really your problem, isn't it.
*sigh* I wish it was!


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And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?

But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible. Matthew 19:23-26

Jesus was obviously not speaking of God turning lavender-pantied girly-men into girlies. He was speaking of the possibility of salvation. NOT the possibility of transexuation.

Get over yourself.

Now, let us examine the concept of the Almighty Lord's omnipotence.

He can do anything. But there are many things He does not choose to do. It would be senseless for God to pronounce something an abomination, and then turn around and do it.

Consider Jesus.

God could have performed His mighty work of salvation by incarnating as Jesus, preaching to mankind, and then lifting Jesus up to Heaven to the accolades of the converted, whole and unharmed. Alternately, He could have had Jesus live as an honored teacher and wise man, growing in wisdom and influence throughout a long and fruitful life among men.

That's not what God chose: instead, He chose to have His son whipped, mocked, lacerated, nailed, and left to die a slow and tormented death. Jesus even prayed for mercy ("let this cup pass from me"); God did not grant it.

If God, with omnipotence at His disposal, chose from all possibilities a horrible death for His own Son, why the HELL do you think He is gonna use his omnipotence to benefit an unrepentant ambisextrous sinner like you? HUH?
So, what you're saying is that God will use said omnipotence to do what you find worthy but if somebody else think it's worth while, nope. Did I get that right?


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Did that. Didn't accomplish much. I was just angry and depressed and would probably be dead right now if I had just kept trying that. More to the point, God didn't respond no matter how much I prayed.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 03:27 AM

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Did that. Didn't accomplish much. I was just angry and depressed and would probably be dead right now if I had just kept trying that. More to the point, God didn't respond no matter how much I prayed.[/QUOTE]

Further evidence that God hates fags. He doesn't hear your prayers because you are an abomination and disgust Him.

Do you need the scripture on that too?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 12:33 PM

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Further evidence that God hates fags. He doesn't hear your prayers because you are an abomination and disgust Him.

Do you need the scripture on that too?
But I didn't become an abomination until my prayers were ignored.

It would be easy to turn this into a "which came first, the chicken or the egg" kind of thing, but truth is, I spent years trying to force myself to be a man. I would go out, get a girlfriend, have sex, get married and even have kids all because I thought doing stuff like that would make me feel like a man. And during this time I was begging god to make me feel like a man. Never worked, not after all those years.
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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 02:38 PM

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So, what you're saying is that God will use said omnipotence to do what you find worthy but if somebody else think it's worth while...
No, no, no. It matters nothing what I think is worthwhile. My mind is but a smear of slime on the sole of God's mighty size-infinite-EEE shoe.

What matters is what God chooses.

Personally, I am a nice sort of guy...never kick dogs, smile at babies, hold doors for old ladies, only look down women's blouses when I won't get caught. I would have chosen Option B: let Jesus live a long, honored life spreading His great message of hope and salvation and the threat of Hell throughout the Earth. Finally, a great wise old man, loved and revered, He would have been lifted up to Heaven at the moment of his peaceful and natural death.

Obviously, God in His infinite mercy and love figured that the protracted agony of crucifixion was a better way to go.

The point being, God does what God wants to do. Not what you or me want Him to do. You can petition the Lord with prayer, but whether He grants your prayer or not is up to Him. Do you remember that Jesus prayed to avoid crucifixion, but God did not grant His Son's prayer?

Not that we are sufficient of ourselves to think any thing as of ourselves; but our sufficiency is of God. 2 Corinthians 3:5

Our sufficiency IS OF GOD. God alone suffices for all. When then unrepentant faggortorious sinner writhes in hellfire, it is God's loving vengeance that is scorching his skin off and roasting his living lungs. God suffices for all.

There is a well-known psychological effect, dubbed the Stockholm syndrome. Captives become close to their captor; even if their jailer is abusive and violent, the captives find themselves drawn into a close personal relationship with him. I leave you with two verses from the Good Book:

But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him. Luke 12:5

And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. Mark 12:30

Much of Christianity is evident in those two verses.

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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 03:49 PM

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Young man, blaming your troubles on God isn't the answer. God isn't the one to blame, you are for having such sick thoughts in your head. You don't have to cut your tallywacker off just because you don't think a woman will be attracted to you! Lots of women out there just adore overweight men. Give it another try before you do something irrational that you'll later regret, such as chopping off your tallywacker.


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-13-2008, 08:21 PM

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Young man, blaming your troubles on God isn't the answer. God isn't the one to blame, you are for having such sick thoughts in your head. You don't have to cut your tallywacker off just because you don't think a woman will be attracted to you! Lots of women out there just adore overweight men. Give it another try before you do something irrational that you'll later regret, such as chopping off your tallywacker.
That's it, you're doing lines!

Go over to that chalk board and write one hundred times "I will not call the transsexual young man."

After you're done with that, you can erase it and start on the one hundred times you need to write "The transsexual does not want her penis cut off."
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That's it, you're doing lines!

Go over to that chalk board and write one hundred times "I will not call the transsexual young man."
You watch your mouth, little boy! You do not come to our church's forum, spread your sick delusions and sodomite fantasies around, then try to mete out punishment to one of the few True Christians™ who can keep the bile you cause down long enough to try and help you be a decent, normal, masculine man like you were created to be!


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Default Re: Pray for me - 07-14-2008, 04:51 AM

This thread has gone on long enough I think. Lo that I am newly saved by the Grace of God, Jesus, and the Landover Baptist Church, even I know when enough is enough.

What we have here is a homer boy who want's to become a homer girl. This is disgusting. Why we are discussing this anymore is beyond my ability to comprehend. Let's all get right with God and pray for this misfit while ignoring it's rants, This thread should be closed.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus


In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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