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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-27-2007, 06:16 PM
Nope. Just, you automatically associate it with Saddam. I'm not saying Saddam didn't have it coming to him. By all accounts, he needed to die. I'm sure we can both agree on that. But, the US government, targeted Saddam, when their main Priority should have been Bin Laden.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-27-2007, 09:55 PM
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Nope. Just, you automatically associate it with Saddam. I'm not saying Saddam didn't have it coming to him. By all accounts, he needed to die. I'm sure we can both agree on that. But, the US government, targeted Saddam, when their main Priority should have been Bin Laden.
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I don't know what in the world you're talking about. We came here to Iraq to create a Western-style Democracy that would fourish and set an example for the rest of the region. President Bush was very clear about that from the very beginning.
After our success in ousting the Taliban in Afganistan, President Bush made the bold and forward-looking proposal to spend trillions over a decade or more to create a free democracy in Iraq. He and the members of his administration were adamant that this endeavor would take many years, cost hundreds and hundreds of billions, result in thousands of US casualties, and tens of thousands of Iraqi casualties. And the American people, through their elected officials, voted almost unanimously to proceed with this crusade, er, mission in Iraq.
That is why it is essential that we stay here to see the mission through, the mission that America and her allies rallied to under the bold and visionary leadership of President George W. Bush. To pretend otherwise does a disservice to Our Brave Fighting Men and Women in Harm's Way, and emboldens our enemies. You ought to be ashamed.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-27-2007, 10:57 PM
Yes yes yes, and now we have a pointless bloody war!
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 12:13 AM
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Yes yes yes, and now we have a pointless bloody war!
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It is not pointless. It is a simple matter of reducing the population if Iraq to ZERO Arabs so the Israelis can have some Lebensraum. Then we will nuke Iran and all of the problems in the middle east will be over, oil will be free, China will revert to an agrarian society and the tithes will increase.
Please don't talk about things you don't understand.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 06:12 AM
the chances of that, are zero. That, will never happen. It IS indeed a pointless war. Some of them may be bad, but that's true in America As well! You can't say all are bad! That is like someone saying everyone in the united states is bad. It doesn't work. There are too many people.
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07-28-2007, 10:58 AM
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It doesn't work. There are too many people.
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Yes, especially Arabs. That's why we're killing them.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
the chances of that, are zero. That, will never happen. It IS indeed a pointless war. Some of them may be bad, but that's true in America As well! You can't say all are bad! That is like someone saying everyone in the united states is bad. It doesn't work. There are too many people.
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Son, if you studied the Bible, you would understand that there is NOTHING which has a zero probability of occurring. God can make ANYTHING happen at any time. He can turn muslims back into pigs (they won't eat pork because it is probably a relative). He can tell the darkies in India not to call themselves "Mike" when you call the Microsift help desk. He can make Hitlery Klingon President, but He won't because she is a demoncrat. He could give women brains. NOTHING is impossible with God!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 04:04 PM
In terms of war, the best way to defeat an enemy, is NOT to tell everyone what your doing.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 07:26 PM
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In terms of war, the best way to defeat an enemy, is NOT to tell everyone what your doing.
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No it isn't. Stupid boy. The best way to defeat an enemy is to annihilate their country with nuclear weapons for Jesus!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 07:56 PM
but, the government wouldn't do that anyway. That is too extreme for their tastes. Pray to god all you want, they are not going to nuke their country, sorry.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-28-2007, 10:15 PM
Nukes are for those who are too scarred to use real weapons. Light weight stuff, if you ask me.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 01:41 AM
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Light weight stuff, if you ask me.
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And did anyone ask you? Anyone?
No matter where you look on these forums, you will not find an "Ask a jabbering fool" thread. And that is because absolutely no-one, no-one at all, cares about your mormonic opinions. Got that?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 05:06 AM
I care about his opinions. So, shut up. There are many people who care about his opinions, just not you, or any other TC's out there (before you reply, saying oh i don't know, about how our opinion doesn't matter, save it, because we have already heard it.)
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
I care about his opinions. So, shut up. There are many people who care about his opinions, just not you, or any other TC's out there (before you reply, saying oh i don't know, about how our opinion doesn't matter, save it, because we have already heard it.)
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Well, seeing as this website is run exclusively by and for people who are not True Christians™ or affiliated with Landover Baptist Church in any way whatsoever, that gives him a perfect right to spew his Satanic views, doesn't it?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 05:44 PM
i'm glad we can agree... heh.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
I care about his opinions. So, shut up. There are many people who care about his opinions, just not you, or any other TC's out there (before you reply, saying oh i don't know, about how our opinion doesn't matter, save it, because we have already heard it.)
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Thank you. lol
Really, I don't care if you asked me or not. Your opinions are mainly narrow minded as is your hair cut.
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 10:56 PM
i got 50 infraction points for telling him to shut up. I'm up to 1790!
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 10:58 PM
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i got 50 infraction points for telling him to shut up. I'm up to 1790!
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I'll be happy to give you more anytime you like. Just say the word, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-29-2007, 11:00 PM
mm.. can i have 50 more, plz?
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Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! -
07-30-2007, 01:56 PM
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Thank you. lol
Really, I don't care if you asked me or not. Your opinions are mainly narrow minded as is your hair cut.
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I didn't know hair cuts had minds. And of course I'm narrow-minded: keeping an open mind is a very good way of letting Satan in.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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