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Default Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 02:15 AM

Now we all know that Thomas Jefferson was a Deist who is roasting in Hellfire right now. The False Religions Register has already established that as fact.

But did you know that Jefferson also cut and pasted together his own version of the New Testament of the Bible? Why, he even named it after himself. The "Jefferson Bible" did away with any mention of the divinity of Jesus Christ, along with any mention of miracles, the Resurrection, or the Trinity. Jefferson took out all the best parts, completely defacing the word of God.

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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Revelation 22:18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
Founding Father or not, I take comfort in knowing that his name was cut from the book of life, don't you?


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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 08:43 AM

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Founding Father or not, I take comfort in knowing that his name was cut from the book of life, don't you?
Are you kidding? On top of everything else, Jefferson authored the Virginia Act for Establishing Freedom of Religion, which is one of the most loathsome, Christ-denying pieces of legislation ever passed into American law. Jefferson is nothing but an abomination before the Lord.


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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 11:06 AM

I used to think Jefferson was a fine man after he said, “A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

But then I refused to hear another word from him after he ludicrously claimed, “Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. The several sects perform the office of a Censor - over each other.”

How can there be a difference of opinion in religion? Is God’s Word not there for us all to see and follow? This unfortunate statement has damned millions of souls to the eternal fires of Hell as they follow false prophets down the broad road.





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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 01:17 PM

The man wore a wig and fornicated with the negro slaves. He may have sired the Obama line of mongrels for all we know.

I can't imagine that he could be anywhere other than hell.



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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 02:14 PM

Thomas Jefferson was also a drug pushing opium farmer. The DEA only recently was able to eradicate his drug farm.


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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 07:24 PM

I could have perhaps overlooked his concubines although his descendants turn out very black looking but drug farming is beyond all comprehension. The man was an unreformed God-mocking opportunist!

He will be screaming now and for all eternity. The justice of the Lord of Mercy is sure!





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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 04-24-2009, 07:46 PM

At least present day America would see right through the racial mixing and his distaste for all that is Holy. He'd be one of those whacked out liberals if he were alive today, and would be lucky to be elected to any office.


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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-23-2009, 07:45 PM

Thomas Jefferson was not a Deist. We were founded as a Christian Nation, as everyone knows. That "Jefferson Bible" was created to Satan to trick America-hating liberals into thinking that our founders were actually part of "The Enlightenment". But even secularists will admit that "The Enlightenment" began in France and when has Godly America ever copied anything the Godless Pants-pissing Frenchyfrogs ever did except bombing Vietnam? It's ridiculous! If we're not a Christian Nation then why did Jesus personally come and tell George W. Bush to attack the heathens in Iraqistan? Hmm? Explain that one liberals!
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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-26-2009, 02:45 AM

I think that there is a lot of evidence that Jefferson, along with other writers of the Constitution, were deists.
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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-26-2009, 03:51 AM

Mr Dog, we are sure that you think a lot of things. Some of my catholic friends think that they see the mother mary (I will never capitalize that name!) in every mud puddle on the side of the street, but that doesn't make it so.
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1. Why not capitalize her name? It is a proper noun after all.

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1. Why not capitalize her name? It is a proper noun after all.

2. The evidence supports, as others have pointed out on this thread, that Jefferson was a deist. He had an antipathy for the Christian Faith. If you want me to sho you more evidence then I would be happy to do so.
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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-26-2009, 07:40 PM

All that is known about Thomas Jefferson just skims the surface of this true demon-in-the-flesh! It was well known that TJ was a very private, introverted man so he had a lot of secrets and hidden sides to his personality. Forget the drug farming, forget the negro breeding, and forget his Bible....

What you need to know is that Thomas Jefferson was a necromancer and powerful warlock who used his powers to take control of this nation. As a boy, TJ went out in the countryside and sat down near a cave. Inside this cave a voice spoke: "Come in, Tommy. Tommy, can you hear me?" So TJ walked into the cave and met SATAN FACE TO FACE.

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This avatar startled me, for it was surely borne of the imagination of Dante or that of Goethe. The Devil himself stood before me in all His Satanic Glory, legs of a goat, displaying prominent and enlarged genitals, a powerful chest of a man, a truly despicable face with a beard and horns. I knew from this day forward who my True Master would be.
Thomas Jefferson's Secret Book still lies within Monticello to this day, but as per his will, no one is allowed to open it or read it. I have read the book however by SPACESHIP JESUS telepathically xeroxing it and faxing it into my brain.

Now, TJ made this pact with the Devil and was bestowed with great powers. He could raise the dead and create a zombie army to terrorize any townsfolk who stood in his way. He had the ability to astral project, see through time and space, and telepathically absorb the thoughts of others. He even could form black energy balls in his hands and throw them at people, where they would succumb to a major stroke within a week!

Thomas Jefferson is on the 2 dollar bill. 2 is known to be Satan's number. "Deuce". As well, the $2 bill is rumored to have been cursed and an unlucky item to anyone holding it.

Thomas Jefferson is on the 5 cent coin, the nickel. 5 = 5 points of the satanic pentagram! NO COINCIDENCE.

It is said the Declaration of Independence was channeled to him after summoning demons from Hell to help him write it. And the ORIGINAL copy of the Declaration is actually written in human blood on tanned, dried human skin.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same day, July 4, 1826, exactly 50 years after the birth of our nation! Adams and Jefferson were well-known adversaries, and Jefferson admits in his Secret Book that he put a curse on Adams so that "he may not live a day longer than I do".

Thomas Jefferson, emissary of the Devil, magus satanicus!


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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-28-2009, 12:30 AM

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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-28-2009, 04:19 AM

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Could you elaborate please. Are you asking me to tithe to you?
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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-29-2009, 01:34 AM

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All that is known about Thomas Jefferson just skims the surface of this true demon-in-the-flesh! It was well known that TJ was a very private, introverted man so he had a lot of secrets and hidden sides to his personality. Forget the drug farming, forget the negro breeding, and forget his Bible....

What you need to know is that Thomas Jefferson was a necromancer and powerful warlock who used his powers to take control of this nation. As a boy, TJ went out in the countryside and sat down near a cave. Inside this cave a voice spoke: "Come in, Tommy. Tommy, can you hear me?" So TJ walked into the cave and met SATAN FACE TO FACE.

Thomas Jefferson's Secret Book still lies within Monticello to this day, but as per his will, no one is allowed to open it or read it. I have read the book however by SPACESHIP JESUS telepathically xeroxing it and faxing it into my brain.

Now, TJ made this pact with the Devil and was bestowed with great powers. He could raise the dead and create a zombie army to terrorize any townsfolk who stood in his way. He had the ability to astral project, see through time and space, and telepathically absorb the thoughts of others. He even could form black energy balls in his hands and throw them at people, where they would succumb to a major stroke within a week!

Thomas Jefferson is on the 2 dollar bill. 2 is known to be Satan's number. "Deuce". As well, the $2 bill is rumored to have been cursed and an unlucky item to anyone holding it.

Thomas Jefferson is on the 5 cent coin, the nickel. 5 = 5 points of the satanic pentagram! NO COINCIDENCE.

It is said the Declaration of Independence was channeled to him after summoning demons from Hell to help him write it. And the ORIGINAL copy of the Declaration is actually written in human blood on tanned, dried human skin.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same day, July 4, 1826, exactly 50 years after the birth of our nation! Adams and Jefferson were well-known adversaries, and Jefferson admits in his Secret Book that he put a curse on Adams so that "he may not live a day longer than I do".

Thomas Jefferson, emissary of the Devil, magus satanicus!
It does not surprise me ONE BIT that this deadbeat druggie with jungle fever denied Christ and lay the framework for the destruction of this nation that we love so much!! This information-- kept secret for centuries by the LIEberal establishment-- was nothing more than a GIANT COVERUP of his obvious hatred for this country!!! If people knew the TRUTH about Jefferson and his systematic sabotage of this country through sin and secularism, they would rebuke him and his disgusting anti-American ideas!! And you can add Abraham Lincoln (a secret Joo), Benjamin Franklin (communist), Alexander Hamilton (fairy), Teddy Roosevelt (socialist), FDR (Nazi enabler and Godless cripple), George Marshall (treasonist sissy), Harry Truman (useful idiot), Colin Powell (a willing tool of the socialist agenda for World Domination® ), Louis Brandeis (anarchist Joo), and Jimmy Carter (the worst, most evil human being ever) to that list!!

If it weren't for America's TRUE PATRIOTS-- heroic men like Gen. Douglas McArthur, Grover Norquist, Warren G. Harding, Ralph Reed, Roger B. Taney, Dick Cheney, Herbert Hoover, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Richard Nixon, George W. Bush, J. Edgar Hoover, George Wallace, Oliver North, Lee Harvey Oswald, G. Gordon Liddy, Joe McCarthy, Roy Cohn, Rush Limbaugh, and James Clark McReynolds--- just IMAGINE where this country would be today!!

I think Jefferson was as queer as a two dollar bill!! He was nothing more than an East Coast elitist full of lofty rhetoric that hid his true agenda-- the destruction of the United States through mongrelization and sin!!
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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-29-2009, 11:40 PM

I don't like nigras, nigra lovers, and the damn NAACP.

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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 05-29-2009, 11:48 PM

You seem to have a thing against Darkies my friend; I'll ask you kindly to respect the anti-racism stance that Landover takes.

NAACP is a communist Front organization and should be reported to The House Committee on Un-American activities.





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Default Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible - 06-16-2009, 09:15 AM

tee hee, giggle giggle, aren't lies funny, FAGGOT DEMONS, I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.
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