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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
11-23-2010, 10:10 PM
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first of all, unless your going down on the guy or he's going down on you, you wont get aids, secondly, a kilt is a traditional oufit and is traditionally worn with nothing underneath.
and i'll assume a homer means a homosexual man
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So in your mind, having someone fondle you up the skirt isn't sex. I wonder how many women, children, and men you have felt up since you're so fast to defend it?
Although if a man is walking around in a skirt without anything underneath, he's just another homer begging to be ass raped (or to ass rape). I really don't know how it goes with you people
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
11-23-2010, 10:14 PM
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i have yet to hear of someone getting aids from a handshake or using a public washroom. please provide a link so that i can read up on this and perhaps change my position on this issue
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The case studies of casual contact and airborne transmission of the AIDS virus are not available to the public thanks to the Osambo administration and the gay agenda.
If the actual risk of the walking biohazard queer was widely known as the serious health threat that it is, not even the scum democrats would be apologists for faggotry.
Which would be a good thing for Christian communities as we could then return to God's law rather than secular "tolerance".
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
11-23-2010, 10:18 PM
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i am not gay
i have yet to hear of someone getting aids from a handshake or using a public washroom. please provide a link so that i can read up on this and perhaps change my position on this issue
and no, a kilt is not a skirt. there is a difference
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Of course a kilt is a skirt
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
11-23-2010, 10:18 PM
by no means do i agree with this ordenance that the tsa have implemented concerning the pat downs. What i get from your statement about me feeling up a bunch of people is that your trying to divert something away from yourself and onto me, make it seem as tho i do something like that. you know nothing about me, please dont make those kinds of accusations about me or i will make accusations about you, they may or may not be justifiable, and certainly not provable.
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11-23-2010, 10:45 PM
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The case studies of casual contact and airborne transmission of the AIDS virus are not available to the public thanks to the Osambo administration and the gay agenda.
If the actual risk of the walking biohazard queer was widely known as the serious health threat that it is, not even the scum democrats would be apologists for faggotry.
Which would be a good thing for Christian communities as we could then return to God's law rather than secular "tolerance".
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Quoted for the truth!!
The OP would want me to post a link to a "scientific" type site run by lying liberals. Sorry, I'll take the word of Landovers Creation Scientists.
As far as this Kilt business is concerned; sometimes a duck is just a duck.
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
11-24-2010, 03:19 AM
This is another example of Osambo's homer Muslim agenda.
This is a clear assault on Jesus!
As you all know I put out bear traps for HELLoween and the work great but for this I am keeping one of these bad boys in my pocket.
I sell these hunnies at my gun store.
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-15-2015, 08:43 PM
Even worse, homosexual TSA pervs are actively conducting well co-ordinated molestations of men as this article describes.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/tsa...ers/ar-AAb32A1
I have little concern for the muslim passengers, who should be profiled and offended as we Christians are on an almost daily basis in this secular, Post-Christian civilization of sexual promiscuity. If they become hostile, as they do on a whim, they should be cut down in TSA gunfire with American-made weapons like the CAR-15, M4 Carbine, Kel-Tec RFB (one of my favorites), the Colt m1911 (classic), and other Colt pistols. I would suggest the SIG SAUER p226, but it may be a European company.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-16-2015, 02:16 AM
Keeping you in my prayers!
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-17-2015, 11:53 PM
This is what happens when homofascists get the special privilege of avoiding the Biblical punishment for their sin (Lev. 20:13). Pastor Anderson is right.
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-18-2015, 12:23 AM
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This is what happens when homofascists get the special privilege of avoiding the Biblical punishment for their sin (Lev. 20:13). Pastor Anderson is right.
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True,. They and their democratic enablers have forced Christian charities and buisnesses accept their sinful lifestyles or be face their legal consequences such as fines, re-education. (indoctrination), be shutdow, or if nothing is done to curtail them, imprisoned and executed. We must fight the culture of sexual promiscuity regardless of the consequences.
Acts 5:29*"Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men."
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-20-2015, 08:57 PM
Very good information brother John. But I for one fear no disease or pestilence for I am clocked in the armor of the Lord Almighty! Praise Jesus!!!!
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-22-2015, 05:01 PM
I still have a lot of shrapnel in my rectum from a IUD going off in the latrine when I was in 'Nam.
Every time I fly commercial, those TSA homofaqs insist on sticking their blue gloved fingers in there. Not once has a single one of them pulled any metal out. They poke, prod and grunt, then when the are 'satisfied' they tell me I can go. Honestly, if I were not a True Christian™, I doubt I could stand the humiliation.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-24-2015, 01:57 AM
You are now in my prayers, xoxo.
I think that, like women, if you dress appropriately then you will not go under any sexual assault. . . this makes me think: does a male rape victim have to marry his GAY rapist?
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-24-2015, 03:00 AM
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You are now in my prayers, xoxo...
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Question is: why do you think will that do any good? Please address this in your introduction thread in the Introduction Forum (just hit the "New Thread" button you'll find there). Be sure to follow the instructions at the top of the page. Thanks.
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...I think that, like women, if you dress appropriately then you will not go under any sexual assault. . . this makes me think: does a male rape victim have to marry his GAY rapist?
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No.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent -
04-25-2015, 02:55 AM
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You are now in my prayers, xoxo.
I think that, like women, if you dress appropriately then you will not go under any sexual assault. . . this makes me think: does a male rape victim have to marry his GAY rapist?
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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