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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-08-2011, 01:15 PM
A wild guess: you are Cyril?
What is that supposed to be?
I only wrote in the "message to all atheists" and this topic, something like new here.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-16-2011, 09:03 PM
I hope all those damned French will burn in slackless spaghetti hell, i never liked wine anyway, or weird headgear.
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 08:52 AM
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How can God be a racist if He created all races?
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so then how can god hate the french when: he created them and they are white?
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 09:29 AM
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so then how can god hate the french when: he created them and they are white?
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First of all: the french are not a race. They may be racy, but they are not a race.
Thirdly: they turned their backs to the Lord and spat on The Baby Jesus' face when they started eating snails, and needed pigs to find their food for them.
So yes: He hates them.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 09:41 AM
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First of all: the french are not a race. They may be racy, but they are not a race.
Thirdly: they turned their backs to the Lord and spat on The Baby Jesus' face when they started eating snails, and needed pigs to find their food for them.
So yes: He hates them.
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where is secondly and do you eat bacon/pork/sausage/hot dogs?
and what is wrong with eating snails
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 09:52 AM
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where is secondly and do you eat bacon/pork/sausage/hot dogs?
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Yes and he means in the finding of truffles.
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and what is wrong with eating snails
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Nothing, according to the Bible, but can't you people eat something not so yucky like a chicken fried steak?
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 09:54 AM
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where is secondly and do you eat bacon/pork/sausage/hot dogs?
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Of course. While in the Old Testament, there were laws against certain animals, with Christ's sacrifice, those were annulled. The dietary laws reminded God's people that unclean animals were not fit for sacrifice. The sacrifices showed that sin causes death, and forgiveness requires a clean innocent to pay the debt of death. When Jesus, the only clean person who ever lived, died as a once for all sacrifice for sin (see Hebrews 9:22-26), He perfectly fulfilled the sacrifices and the distinction between clean and unclean animals.
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 09:54 AM
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Yes and he means in the finding of truffles.
Nothing, according to the Bible, but can't you people eat something not so yucky like a chicken fried steak?
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you say you people like i am french
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-18-2011, 10:06 AM
Who gives a crap? You're just some unsaved scumbag anyways, like the French, so you're pretty much one in the same.
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 10:27 AM
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you say you people like i am french
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That's not even a sentence. Don't you have schools in Belgium any more?
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 01:20 PM
ok jim you dont know anything about me so do even try that crap with me
and im not from belgium, im from america, in fact im from jacksonville, florida
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 01:43 PM
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ok jim you dont know anything about me so do even try that crap with me
and im not from belgium, im from america, in fact im from jacksonville, florida
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That explains why you can't get with sentences that aren't the jail type then.
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 01:56 PM
what the piffle jail type what hell is that suppose to mean
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Re: god is racist. -
01-18-2011, 02:02 PM
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what the piffle jail type what hell is that suppose to mean
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The only sentence that your type seem able to handle. You did get teached to be readin' now dintcha?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-18-2011, 03:30 PM
I stopped reading as soon as he said
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The French build this to mock God and show that they are more Powerfull then Him
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Claiming that a monument was built because of hate of God is an idiotic remark fueled by HATRED for those who do not follow the 'True Christian™' view of the bible.
If these monuments were never built, could we safely say that buildings would never be built? Houses? They're large, they have use and can be marveled as a feat of mankind's growing ability to create. Yet... if they did not exist, what would we be doing?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
01-18-2011, 04:20 PM
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If these monuments were never built, could we safely say that buildings would never be built? Houses? They're large, they have use and can be marveled as a feat of mankind's growing ability to create. Yet... if they did not exist, what would we be doing?
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Houses are made for people to live. The Eiffel Tower is build to show Jesus the middle finger. And it is not very honorable to defend the french, they don't even deserve it!
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
01-18-2011, 05:02 PM
[QUOTE=Seth Campbell;611359]The French helped what, the South to lose? As for Napoleon, he killed all of the royalty so he could make himself royalty, not exactly what I would call a higher motive.
Now i dont want to sound like a know it all, but Napoleon had nothing to do with the execution of the nobles of france, actually Napoleon was AGAINST the executions, and at the time Napoleon had no political power whatsoever. In fact he was living in a shabby apartment and was only able to afford eating one meal a day. How do you figure that a guy who can only afford one meal a day, maneuvered the political warfield that was France and got the royal family of France executed? Furthermore, the french people CHOSE Napoleon to lead them, now i fear some of you might come with comments like: "Wow the french chose poorly" So just to strike that down before it becomes an issue, Napoleon was a tactical genius, a political mastermind and last but certainly not least, Napoleon Bonaparte was a man of the people, he made changes that gave the average French citizen a far better life than they could possibly have had under the royal family, and talking higher motive, Napoleons "Higher motive" was the education and wellbeing of the french people. Now i dont now about you, but to me he sounds like a pretty good guy.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
01-18-2011, 05:07 PM
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Napoleon was a tactical genius, a political mastermind and last but certainly not least, Napoleon Bonaparte was a man of the people
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He was an idiot who lost every war he was ever in. His well known tactic of immediately giving up was still in use when France was attacked by Germany in World War II.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
01-18-2011, 05:08 PM
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The French helped what, the South to lose? As for Napoleon, he killed all of the royalty so he could make himself royalty, not exactly what I would call a higher motive.
Now i dont want to sound like a know it all,
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Don't worry. You don't. In fact anything but. Here's the proof.
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but Napoleon blablablablablablablb ....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
01-18-2011, 05:28 PM
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He was an idiot who lost every war he was ever in. His well known tactic of immediately giving up was still in use when France was attacked by Germany in World War II.
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I do hate doing this, but i must, for i admire Napoleon.
He was, and remains to this day, one of the most brilliant tacticians the world has ever known. (In my opinion he is rivaled only by Alexander the Third)
Napoleon was known and respected for overcoming seemingly impossible odds.
Allow me to describe but one of many, at Austerlitz Napoleon was outnumbered 72.000 to 92.000, yet he pulled through by deliberately thinning out his right flank, making the coalition attack it, whereafter he led his forces to a glorious victory by attacking the now much weaker coalitions center.
And furthermore, Napoleon won every single war he was in, up till Waterloo.
Now here is one thing i find funny, Napoleon was the one who took away the lands of Pius 6. Who at the time was pope. I have heard a great deal of the people on this forum talk about how they dont like the pope so i simply found it odd that you wouldnt at least thank Napoleon the the deed he did. Just as you belive the French should thank the U.S.A for thier help.
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