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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-06-2016, 10:49 PM

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You shall not shave around the sides of your head, nor shall you disfigure the edges of your beard" (Leviticus 19:27); and, "They shall not make any bald place on their heads, nor shall they shave the edges of their beards nor make any cuttings in their flesh" I personally don't see this as evidence at all, but here is your bible quote with some relevance to this situation, every situation in this world cannot be solved by the bible. Finally, my point is not all evidence comes from the bible, and when something that is in plain sight is wrong in the situation most of time common sense comes in play rather than evidence to sight the obvious.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-06-2016, 11:18 PM

Aww, MalicedCrusader is gone already? And I was looking forward to regaling him with inspiring verse from Genesis, chapter 19.

8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.


Seems to me that cutting off a young girl's hair is hardly cause for concern in the Biblical scheme of things.


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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-06-2016, 11:42 PM

As I've said I don't believe that line serves as evidence, and by everything can't be solved the bible I mean, for example, if you see someone that is fat, that cant be argued using the bible.
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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-06-2016, 11:47 PM

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As I've said I don't believe that line serves as evidence, and by everything can't be solved the bible I mean, for example, if you see someone that is fat, that cant be argued using the bible.
If the Bible doesn't serve as evidence illuminating the mind and will of God, what does?


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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-06-2016, 11:50 PM

hahahhaha your parenting skills are incompetent.

No wonder your daughter has become a queer.


You think christianity can solve this it won't.


Have fun burning in hell for your slut of a daughter.


Since your husband looks like a faggot himself hahahhahh .
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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-06-2016, 11:57 PM

Thank you, finally someone who sees this situation as madness.
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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-07-2016, 12:46 AM

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Thank you, finally someone who sees this situation as madness.
You see following the Bible 100% as madness.


Two options:


1) You are not a Christian, so you don't care what's in the Bible. That is ok for me, I don't care if you go to hell-


2) You think that the Bible is not to be followed 100%. So, tell me, why did God write the Bible? Did He do it only for pleasure? For entertainment purposes? I don't see no one having fun reading the Bible. It is not fun, it is serious stuff.


If you follow this second option, then you are not a True Christian.
Maybe you think that what God wrote in the Bible has an expiration date. That is plain stupid, why He did not write the expiration date on the Bible?


Something like "If a woman does not wear a hat, shave her. Until 2002, when the Millennials take the power, and humans can stop following this stupid commandment of mine. FOR I AM THE LORD THY GOD"


Follow the Bible 100% or don't follow it at all; you are going to hell either way!


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Thank you, finally someone who sees this situation as madness.
The comments listed below display nothing more than an attempt at childish, unsophisticated mockery. There is no insight offered whatsoever.

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hahahhaha your parenting skills are incompetent.

No wonder your daughter has become a queer.


You think christianity can solve this it won't.


Have fun burning in hell for your slut of a daughter.


Since your husband looks like a faggot himself hahahhahh .

The penultimate comment is completely ridiculous. Our allegiance to Christ through the rigorous study and application of God's Holy Word is our protection against the fires of hell. Furthermore, taunting us by suggesting our religion is ineffectual while simultaneously implying that we are the ones who will consigned to the eventual punishment for non-believers is illogical in the extreme.


To both posters, I ask you to consider where you have chosen to express yourselves and tailor your responses appropriately.


To poster Ray Wilson, I recommend that a string of "hahas" isn't going to wound anyone over the age of eight. . . Perhaps if you sprinkled in the occasional "niener, niener."


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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-07-2016, 01:01 AM

You bloody <<<insult removed by moderator>>>, I am Christian, I do care what's in the bible, I also believe common sense, who in the absolute hell shaves their child's head and turns them to be unattractive, 1 Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. And sir you are most wrong I don't see the bible as a joke, I don't think it has an expiration date, you are most certainly lacking intelligence by saying im going to hell either way. You are a sad joke, I was hoping for an valid argument. And finally, the only expiration date that I believe has expired was your intelligence. (If it ever existed)
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You bloody <<<insult removed by moderator>>>, I am Christian, I do care what's in the bible, I also believe common sense, who in the absolute hell shaves their child's head and turns them to be unattractive, 1 Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. And sir you are most wrong I don't see the bible as a joke, I don't think it has an expiration date, you are most certainly lacking intelligence by saying im going to hell either way. You are a sad joke, I was hoping for an valid argument. And finally, the only expiration date that I believe has expired was your intelligence. (If it ever existed)
Hi sweetie, could I give you a tip? If you wish to engage in a civil discussion involving valid arguments, then you should avoid temper tantrums.

Also, your ad hominem attack does not address any of the issues raised by Brother Gonzalez.
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You bloody idiot, I am Christian, I do care what's in the bible, I also believe common sense, who in the absolute hell shaves their child's head and turns them to be unattractive, 1 Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. And sir you are most wrong I don't see the bible as a joke, I don't think it has an expiration date, you are most certainly lacking intelligence by saying im going to hell either way. You are a sad joke, I was hoping for an valid argument. And finally, the only expiration date that I believe has expired was your intelligence. (If it ever existed)
So much anger and violence in you, Mr Malice. So far, you are nothing but unsaved trash. I hope you can see the light at the end of your path.


I just point to your contradictions. Anne Sayne and his husband were following the Bible.


Corinthians 11:15 applies to all the women in the world that use cover for their heads when praying. Or are you saying that this two passages of the Bible are in contradiction one to another? Because that is heresy, my beloved friend.


You are asking for a valid argument, and you have yet to produce any other than an appeal to common sense.


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You bloody <<<insult removed by moderator>>>, I am Christian, I do care what's in the bible, I also believe common sense, who in the absolute hell shaves their child's head and turns them to be unattractive, 1 Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. And sir you are most wrong I don't see the bible as a joke, I don't think it has an expiration date, you are most certainly lacking intelligence by saying im going to hell either way. You are a sad joke, I was hoping for an valid argument. And finally, the only expiration date that I believe has expired was your intelligence. (If it ever existed)
Many people consider the ability to engage in a discussion without resorting to profanity and name calling to be a mark of intelligence.


For a person professing Christianity, refraining from curse-words is definitely considered a desirable quality.


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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-07-2016, 01:26 AM

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You bloody <<<insult removed by moderator>>>, I am Christian, I do care what's in the bible...
Except for Psalm 119:165, looks like.


I mean, God (of the Bible) offers you life EVERLASTING. What kind of idiot do you have to be to believe that bit, but decide that you can safely ignore any requirements that don't happen to line up with your personal, modern sensibilities (as you put it, "common sense")?


Either go full retard, as God demands (see James 2:10), or give up the bloody charade, mate. Too many hypocrites on this globe already.


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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-07-2016, 01:55 AM

First I am going to introduce myself, I am a radiologist from Toronto, Canada, and coming from a doctor's prospective I think your daughter is most likely fine. However if these symptoms persist you should take her to a dermatologist. As for the what to do in the mean time is not my choice, however if the people around you or in your church are "concerned" about her hair style you should leave. Why would you want to take your daughter to a place where they make fun of her hair? I found this forum thought the Team Fortress 2 post and find it very interesting reading your thoughts on video games. Now I am not here to troll however if you want to label me I am the Atheist Canadian- communist. These are my opinions, have a nice day -Lamarr [Not my real name]
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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-07-2016, 02:05 AM

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In today's culture, people no longer view a woman's wearing of a head covering as a sign of submission. In most modern societies, scarves and hats are fashion accessories.
Although in today's culture homosexuality is one of many accepted norms with the freaks even demanding marriage (if they have to "demand" it then of course it is not a "norm" at all) we do not remove passages of Scripture castigating such behaviour. Many people worship idols, the moon idol causing great concern among even Godless heathens, but do we suggest that therefore idolatry is acceptable? No. Around here is seems to be acceptable to hang out behind disused farm buildings at night soliciting for strange flesh and yet I've never read a Bible verse endorsing such inclinations where the prevailing culture condemneth not. The Bible is clear, those wretches should be destroyed.

But in some cases Scripture does acknowledge prevailing standards:
I CORINTHIANS 11 . KJV . look up
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Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
According to the definition where a particular thing can or will happen only after something else happens or becomes true—in this case whether it's a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven—the status of shorn heads needs to be determined. Not whether shaved heads are attractive or healthy but whether they are seen as shameful in the society of the day. Prancing around with ball bearings under the skin is not Scriptural as we know since that requires cutting and Christians are forbidden to cut themselves but it is a fashion statement we see every day to varying degrees and one picture is quite enough thank you so the change in societal standards fits the definition and it is not seen as shameful by the public at large to flaunt oneself in that way. Extreme nutter it may be, but nutter is the new snazzy as a visit to any disused farm buildings around 3 a.m. in your area will confirm. "Wow! Look at that nutter," they would say. "Yeah. Now that's what I call snazzy," another replies; "Say doll what ya doin laters?" meaning in about 5 minutes it makes me sick but that's where we are today (except Christians) and Paul's precondition is fulfilled.




Why is the daughter's hair not growing back? The obvious conclusion is that she continues to shave her head which suggests to me that she's associating with others who do likewise. The Bible is clear that people like that enjoy seeing their appetites in others. Does this daughter profess superior knowledge to her parents?

ROMANS 1 . KJV . look up
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Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools and changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
29-32 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

The way to establish that is for Mr Sayne to instruct the daughter at once to cease shaving her head. Perhaps his wife could determine any other vile practices this wretched daughter may have taken up, tattoo appointments, body mods, inappropriate associations, The Bible is clear that Christians do not engage with any of these activities and the correct steps to be taken. Counselling is available from the Deaconess who will be able to advise further.

I hope that is helpful.
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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-07-2016, 06:22 AM

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So, we're having a problem in our home. Last week after I had finished educating the children for the day and George came back from work, we had prayer time as we did every day. George, George Jr, and Mahershalalhashbaz went off to their prayer closets, while Annabeth and I put on our hats (1 Corinthians 11:5) and we thought that Sarah had put on hers as well, but it turns out she forgot (I'm pretty sure that's just an excuse) Accident or not, we had to punish her. George grabbed the razor and started to shave her head as 1 Corinthians 11:6 says. A week later, her hair still hasn't grown back. We are starting to become concerned, as the Bible also said that women should have long hair even and men should not. We were on our way to church this morning and someone looked at Sarah as if she were gay or something. We even had her wear her hat, but you could still tell she was bald underneath. Is this a problem that needs to be fixed? Should we get her a wig, or would that be comparing her to a cancer child? Please help us and pray for us.
Her hair should be growing back by now. I hate to say this but she probably likes being bald because perhaps she's chosen to be a lesbean?


Maybe the razor needs to be replaced with a razor strop?




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Her hair should be growing back by now. I hate to say this but she probably likes being bald because perhaps she's chosen to be a lesbean?


Maybe the razor needs to be replaced with a razor strop?
I did mean to say that her hair has grown back, but to a man's length. Very short. It grew to that length very quickly, but it all of the sudden stopped.

I am very concerned of these possible homo signs, so me and George are going to take caution for a while. Please help us pray that she will be back to normal!


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I did mean to say that her hair has grown back, but to a man's length. Very short. It grew to that length very quickly, but it all of the sudden stopped.

I am very concerned of these possible homo signs, so me and George are going to take caution for a while. Please help us pray that she will be back to normal!
I think that perhaps she is demonically possessed. Satan is turning her into a diesel dyke like Rosie O'Donnell. I have been praying HARD just thinking about the devilish things your daughter is doing with her lipstick lesbean girlfriends.


Maybe she's tweeting Chaz Bono?




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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-08-2016, 07:16 PM

Thank you for your support. If she shows more signs of being possssed, me and George will be keeping watchful and taking action.
Sarah has no "girlfriends", as she spends most of her time at home learning. She doesn't have a gay phone either, I'm pretty sure that's what kids use to "tweet"


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Default Re: Is there a problem with my daughter? - 11-17-2016, 04:03 PM

Jesus certainly brought you to the right place. Carpet fingering is not a thing that young ladies should be indulging in on their pathway to motherhood, This obsession with educating girls and sending them out into the world is at the root of the problem. How is a father supposed to properly check his daughter's maidenhead if some other strumpet has been ringing the devil's doorbell and rummaging about down there. It's distasteful enough having to monitor the situation.



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