[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS might be the last straw. When Jesus gets a look at these images of the new line of Barbie and Ken dolls, He is going to blow His loving stack!

Ken posing as our Savior, Jesus.


Barbie as Mary Christ, Jesus's mother


Barbie as Mary Magdalene


A whole menagerie of blasphemous dolls


Barbie as Kali, the Hindaloo demon


Ken as the fat Chinaman Boodha

I am going to call on Christians the world over to refuse to purchase these blasphemous doll.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Barbie as Mary Christ, Jesus's mother

Why does she have razor wire around her head? So blasphemous!

[Elmer G. White]

Oh, dear! What travesty of art! I investigated the link and these figurines are from Argentina. This is sad but this was not evitable. If we think about the recent history of that country, it was in fact inevitable.

• The current Chief Papist Frank Cisco is also from Algeria.
• The country had a woman president called Evita (1 Timothy 2:13-15!) as early as in the 1950's. She was originally cat lick but has recently embraced "Kabbalah", a form a Jooism that concentrates on numerology, mysticism and worship of Baal (hence the name 'Kab-baal-aah).

Judges 6:31
And Joash said unto all that stood against him, Will ye plead for Baal? will ye save him? he that will plead for him, let him be put to death whilst it is yet morning: if he be a god, let him plead for himself, because one hath cast down his altar.


This is the Evita person during her usurpy in the 50's. Note the hypocritical stance.

I am pretty sure the Argentinianians use these figurines for some kind of voodoo. They probably stick needles in them and thus cause Jesus IMMEASURABLE PAIN. Yes, they are bastards.

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


The Argentinians are a people, who want to do voodoo to JESUS!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[John Smyth]

Blasphemy !! Oh the horror.

As soon as I saw the Mary Magdelene doll I felt to my abject horror a sudden rush of arousal. I prayed immediately to Lord Jesus for help with my vileness and forgiveness and immediately an image of Hillary Clinton naked appeared before me. Nothing else could have killed that urge so quickly. Praise Jesus !!

These dolls are truly the work of Satan

[MitzaLizalor]

What's that one on the far left? Some sort of animist madonna?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by John Smyth

Blasphemy !! Oh the horror.

As soon as I saw the Mary Magdelene doll I felt to my abject horror a sudden rush of arousal. I prayed immediately to Lord Jesus for help with my vileness and forgiveness and immediately an image of Hillary Clinton naked appeared before me. Nothing else could have killed that urge so quickly. Praise Jesus !!

These dolls are truly the work of Satan

I don't know, friend...when I see a firm exposed breast all I can think about is an underutilized milk cow, but then I think about those two old boys in 1 Samuel who yoked a couple of milk cows to a cart and that cheers me right up.



Say, how about heading over to the Introduction Forum and starting a thread of your own, telling us all about Your Walk with Jesus...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ex-soccer player]

For catlicks these dolls are a nice change in their everyday idolatry. Instead of kneeling and bowing in front of stone statues they now can worship one of these dolls in the comfort of their own home. Is Father Mo involved in the wholesale distribution?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player

For catlicks these dolls are a nice change in their everyday idolatry. Instead of kneeling and bowing in front of stone statues they now can worship one of these dolls in the comfort of their own home. Is Father Mo involved in the wholesale distribution?

I don't know but he seems to've been doing some modelling..

[John Smyth]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

I don't know, friend...when I see a firm exposed breast all I can think about is an underutilized milk cow, but then I think about those two old boys in 1 Samuel who yoked a couple of milk cows to a cart and that cheers me right up.



Say, how about heading over to the Introduction Forum and starting a thread of your own, telling us all about Your Walk with Jesus...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Such purity, to think of milk cows in the Bible when forced to gaze at the sight of firm exposed breasts. And to think for how long I mimicked the action of milking a cow when exposed to the same. Thank you for helping me on my path.

Of course, how rude of me. The introduction forum will be my next stop

I'm glad you bought up 1 Samuel though, it brings to mind one of my favourite passages

1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

What's that one on the far left? Some sort of animist madonna?

I expect that would be the Virgin of Guadalupe, Sister.

These Romans believe that Jesus' s mother appeared to some wild Indians in Mexico in the form of an Indian woman. They called her the Virgin of Guadalupe.

The people in Argentina are Mexicans who live so far south that we hardly ever catch one swimming the Rio Grande, which is unusual because most of them want to come to Texas to be cowboys. They are idol worshipping Romans, just like all the other Mexicans and many of them are escaped Nazi war criminals.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

The people in Argentina are Mexicans who live so far south that we hardly ever catch one swimming the Rio Grande, which is unusual because most of them want to come to Texas to be cowboys.

They no longer have any boats because my country sank them during the Forkland Islands war (a dispute over sheep) back in the 1980s.

If they are going to make these filthy blasphemous dolls, it may be time to go to war with them again.

[Alvin Moss]

All of those Barbie Dolls, except for the colored one, have blond hair.

Colored people always lust after our White women.

[BrotherLarry]

Let me start by thanking Brother Elmer for his always flawless and educated teaching, not only in this thread but throughout the forum. I have learned so much from you, brother, I feel like I am Timothy to your Paul, if you understand what I mean.

As for these despicable toys, I must say it is not the first time I've seen them. In my former life as a ring kissing papist, I knew a woman with a full collection that she to this day keeps on display in her living room. Indeed she was trying to sell her idea to the manufacturer for a John the Baptist Ken doll. In the box, the doll holds its head in its hands, but you can snap it on again when John gets to Heaven. It comes with a baptismal robe and a towel. Absolutely abhorrent to our Lord I would think.

One not pictured here that I can see anyway is the little Zaccheus doll, about 3" tall. It comes with a tree for the doll to sit in so he can see Jesus. Obviously Zaccheus was a sinner or he would have prayed against his midgetitis and would have been of normal stature.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

THIS might be the last straw. When Jesus gets a look at these images of the new line of Barbie and Ken dolls, He is going to blow His loving stack!

Ken posing as our Savior, Jesus.

This is part repulsive, part heretical, yet part factually correct. It is well known that Barbie was modeled on a German whore, and had this sort of thing been Mohammed's mother, heads would be rolling down streets, as in this instance, should be happening in Japan. Obviously, a couple of atomic bombs did not get through to them.

However, what Pastor Zeke hoped you would pick up on is the number of nails that pierced Christ. Here we see "Ken" with four nails: exactly as the Waldensians, a primitive Baptist sect and opponents of the pope, proclaimed as the Truth, and indeed it was! Pope Innocent (There's a name for you! It is like calling Obama, Mr Nice!) declared this Baptist Church heretics as he, for absolutely no reason, declared this anti-triclavianist stance as false and, without any evidence whatsoever, claimed Christ was pierced by only three nails!

The Waldensians were an 11th century band of True Christians led by Peter Waldo and the search for him by the Catholics, who wanted to burn him at the stake, gave rise to the saying, "Where's Waldo?" that later was used in modern culture.

It is often said that anti-triclavianism is an adiaphora that, doctrinally, is itself non-salvific, however, I am sure that you will agree with Pastor Zeke and I that the memory of the Waldensians demands acceptance of anti-triclavianism for "Matthew 7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them."

I have purchased a "Ken-Christ" in order to teach the young ones the idea of martyrdom and that they may learn a deep belief in anti-triclavianism for which only our True Faith can provide answers.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

I'd rather let my kids play with these dolls than the other smut-astic models Mattel churns out. Maybe if they modelled the Sweet Jesus after dear Pastor Zeke rather than some Germanic doll-faced whore, they'd be improved!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

I expect that would be the Virgin of Guadalupe, Sister.

Do you mean Guardalupians are all colourblind

[Jim Farmer]

What would you expect? Mattel is a jooish company.
Started by Ruth and Elliott Handler and Harold Matson.
Ruth Handler was born as Ruth Marianna Mosko in Denver, Colorado to Polish Jooish immigrants Ida Mosko (née Rubenstein) and Jacob Mosko.
"
So of course the joos will do anything they can to destroy the Faith of good Christains.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm always wary of names ending in o.