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Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-03-2014, 11:54 AM
This time of year, you probably find yourself going round a few fairs but at worried that the children are missing out on Bible-Time or are simply not interested. So here’s a solution that will address both of these common problems.
Leave your children to be entertained, educated, and spiritually renewed.
Just drop off your young son or daughter with us and that's it! Call us about 30 minutes before returning as the children often need a little time to get back to normal after a session with Jeff and Kurt.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-03-2014, 10:00 PM
Brother Bathfire, I want to personally thank you for spearheading this project and getting if off the ground. And with a shoestring budget, no less! I tell you, it really makes me proud to know the participants donated their own time and money to make this happen.
When I think of how different my life might have been if I'd been able to experience something like this when I was a child, it just gives me chills!
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Location: Livingston Montana: God's Country!
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-03-2014, 10:29 PM
Now that is one high energy and fun looking group you have there working with children. They are so much more Christian and honest than this group of Satan worshiping sodomites:
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Location: In a cave with my coven
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-05-2014, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Helwys
Now that is one high energy and fun looking group you have there working with children. They are so much more Christian and honest than this group of Satan worshiping sodomites:
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Clearly perverts and liberals. Look at how every one of them has the top button of their shirt un-done. It's obviously a ploy to encourage children to relax and "loosen up" their clothing so they are easier to molest. Plus I hear these fools teach science and stuff on their failed TV show. Fortunately enough people prayed to God years ago and he took the show off the air.
John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
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BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Aug 2014
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-05-2014, 05:53 AM
Oh yea these guys are winners. I bet they are much safer than those degenerates from sesame street.
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Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-05-2014, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SamanthaS
Oh yea these guys are winners. I bet they are much safer than those degenerates from sesame street.
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Your vulgar photoshopping of the description of the fine Christian volunteers does not go unnoticed.
2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-05-2014, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Des
Your vulgar photoshopping of the description of the fine Christian volunteers does not go unnoticed.
2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.
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Some people just can't stand to see children happy.
It's sad, really.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-05-2014, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Des
Your vulgar photoshopping of the description of the fine Christian volunteers does not go unnoticed.
2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.
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Oh my goodness, I'm so offended by this! I hope that SamanthaS person is banned good and hard, like, forever.
But if she chooses to repent, I suppose I might forgive her.
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Re: Children Fellowshiping with Adults -
08-05-2014, 11:42 PM
For once, I applaud what you separated brethren are doing. It's too bad you're not teaching them true Christianity, a/k/a Catholicism, but at least they're learning something about Jesus.
Matthew 16:18-19: So I now say to you: You are Peter and on this rock I will build my community. And the gates of the underworld can never overpower it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of Heaven: whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven; whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.
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