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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
11-18-2006, 06:55 AM
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Yes, and it would have if you had kept up with your blackm.....tithes.
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You do not play fair, dear Pastor.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
11-18-2006, 02:48 PM
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And besides, the whole 'Wash method' is utterly repulsive. You'd rather have waste all over the bathroom than using simple aim? Animals, the whole lot of you! Can't even do what any monkey could do!
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That's why I have Mexican servants, they can clean up the mess after anyone uses the bathroom in my Christian house. And by the way just like any house in Freehold my house is inspected Monthly by the Landover Spiritual Hygiene Service for signs of self pollution and I have passed every time.
Deny all you want Rachael; Jesus knows your over stimulated husband could never resist the temptation to indulge in self love anytime his hand gets near his throbbing man meat. Only pure TRUE Christians™ with Jesus' help have that kind of will power.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
11-19-2006, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
That's why I have Mexican servants, they can clean up the mess after anyone uses the bathroom in my Christian house. And by the way just like any house in Freehold my house is inspected Monthly by the Landover Spiritual Hygiene Service for signs of self pollution and I have passed every time.
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And I bet it's because you have that new vacuum cleaner, isn't it BJ?
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Deny all you want Rachael; Jesus knows your over stimulated husband could never resist the temptation to indulge in self love anytime his hand gets near his throbbing man meat. Only pure TRUE Christians™ with Jesus' help have that kind of will power.
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Like I said, I can tend to his needs any time, so he doesn't need to do what you obviously need to!
The fact is, I doubt that when a guy is needing to urinate he'd be thinking about self-stimulation! He'd be thinking about needing to take a leak!
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 02:26 PM
I am bumping this thread for Sister Anne Teak. She expressed concern this week at Bible Study that her son may be gay because he spends too much time in the bathroom and was reminded of this excellent thread.
I hope this helps Sister Anne!
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 03:11 PM
That's disgusting - there's no way I would have my husband pissing all over the bathroom and then leaving it for me to clean up.
You should at least have the decency to clean up after yourself.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
That's disgusting - there's no way I would have my husband pissing all over the bathroom and then leaving it for me to clean up.
You should at least have the decency to clean up after yourself.
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Your comment is SO helpful. I hope Sister Anne Teak sees it the same way. She's obviously struggling with raising her child, and all you can do is criticize more Godly True Christians. Shame.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Your comment is SO helpful. I hope Sister Anne Teak sees it the same way. She's obviously struggling with raising her child, and all you can do is criticize more Godly True Christians. Shame.
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I didn't say anything to her, but if her son is making a lot of trips to the bathroom, or spending inordinate amounts of time there, perhaps the problem is not his sexuality, but his diet.
And if he makes a mess in there, she ought to make him clean it up.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 04:05 PM
You really ARE insensitive. Don't you think that if her son had a medical condition that she would have taken him to see a specialist? She's not a scientologist, you know. I'm sure she's mostly concerned about the gender orientation of her son.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 04:12 PM
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You really ARE insensitive. Don't you think that if her son had a medical condition that she would have taken him to see a specialist? She's not a scientologist, you know. I'm sure she's mostly concerned about the gender orientation of her son.
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Did she ask him if he was having diarrhea or constipation? Did she ask him if he was having discomfort or difficulty urinating? Or did she just assume that the reason he was spending so much time in the bathroom was because he was fantasizing about men while masturbating in there?
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 04:30 PM
I'm sure she knows more about the situation than you do.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
I didn't say anything to her, but if her son is making a lot of trips to the bathroom, or spending inordinate amounts of time there, perhaps the problem is not his sexuality, but his diet.
And if he makes a mess in there, she ought to make him clean it up.
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You are truly jawdropping. The poor woman's worried her son might be turning queer, and your solution is to make him do more housework? I suppose the next step in your programme to stop him becoming a homer would be to buy him the collected works of Queen and drop him off in the middle of a convention of the Anarchist Bear Federation of North America armed with nothing more than a bottle of poppers and a pink handkerchief?
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'm sure she knows more about the situation than you do.
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Sister Anne Teak made an irrational conclusion: My son is spending so much time in the bathroom, therefore he's a homosexual.
Am I the only one that see's something wrong with this? Maybe he's not gay and has digesting problems, like Dances without Joy suggested.
Also, this whole idea of women being happy to clean up after their man has got to stop. That idea just further helps soceity think that their is a women minority and there shouldn't be. Men are equally capable of cleaning around the house and should clean his share of the work.
Christians' view of the woman in a household is ironically how natural selection favored the human species.
I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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You are truly jawdropping. The poor woman's worried her son might be turning queer, and your solution is to make him do more housework? I suppose the next step in your programme to stop him becoming a homer would be to buy him the collected works of Queen and drop him off in the middle of a convention of the Anarchist Bear Federation of North America armed with nothing more than a bottle of poppers and a pink handkerchief?
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Cleaning up after himself does not make a man gay - it makes him considerate and responsible.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 09:19 PM
So how does a TC clean himself without getting his hands near his anus after defecating? Sit on a sandblaster?
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 09:22 PM
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So how does a TC clean himself without getting his hands near his anus after defecating? Sit on a sandblaster?
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That's just disgusting.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 10:05 PM
What about the woman who was stuck on the can for 2 years in her boyfriend's trailer? You probably don't think the dude who let her stay should have worried about her, either. BTW, where did that guy go to the bathroom?
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 10:11 PM
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Cleaning up after himself does not make a man gay - it makes him considerate and responsible.
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How is humiliating him by forcing him to do servants work going to make him responsible?
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 10:55 PM
What a heroic topic. Thank you to Sister Thumper for bumping it so that all of the new lost souls on this site can educate themselves.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 10:58 PM
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How is humiliating him by forcing him to do servants work going to make him responsible?
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Cleaning up the messes you create teaches you to be responsible for yourself.
Having servants do it just makes you feel as though you can do whatever you like, and any mess that results is someone else's problem, and that's a very irresponsible attitude.
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Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. -
03-24-2008, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
What about the woman who was stuck on the can for 2 years in her boyfriend's trailer? You probably don't think the dude who let her stay should have worried about her, either. BTW, where did that guy go to the bathroom?
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I would have thought that when she was in there for over ten minutes, he would have gotten concerned. When she refused to come out after several hours, he should have realized that something was wrong and called 911. The woman was obviosuly mentally unstable.
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