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09-27-2006, 01:32 AM
Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!
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09-27-2006, 01:35 AM
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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!
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Listen Jezebel. If you would stay knocked up once a year creating more of JESUS'S soliders, like a good True Christian™ wife should, you would have no need to use Satan's cotton fingers.
Now, I tire of speaking about your Hellbound cooter.
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09-27-2006, 01:43 AM
No thanks. Being pregant once was more than enough. I don't enjoy that kind of pain.
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09-27-2006, 01:51 AM
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No thanks. Being pregant once was more than enough. I don't enjoy that kind of pain.
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That doesn't even count as a pregnancy. Only male children count.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-27-2006, 01:55 AM
Pastor Al, with all due respect to your learned Godliness, sir, being male, I don't think you have any idea what it's like to squeeze something a similar size to a watermelon out of an opening that small, do you?
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09-27-2006, 01:58 AM
:::: cough, cough::::::
Small? LOL...on YOU?
You did so much fornicating. You are probably like tossing a weenie down a hall.
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09-27-2006, 02:22 AM
I only 'fornicate' with my husband and however much we do that is no one's business but ours.
Regardless of how much one 'fornicates' as you put it, NOTHING prepares for the pain of childbirth, unless one has a fetish for trying to insert watermelons up their you know what.
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09-27-2006, 02:25 AM
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I only 'fornicate' with my husband and however much we do that is no one's business but ours.
Regardless of how much one 'fornicates' as you put it, NOTHING prepares for the pain of childbirth, unless one has a fetish for trying to insert watermelons up their you know what.
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Cooter. But birthing babies would be like s**t through a goose if EVE hadn't disregarded GOD'S ORDERS!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 02:31 AM
How exactly can someone who didn't exist follow the orders of someone else who doesn't exist?
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09-27-2006, 02:55 AM
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How exactly can someone who didn't exist follow the orders of someone else who doesn't exist?
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By not doing as they were told. Women, TO THIS DAY, still don't listen and need to be bitch-slapped about once a week.
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 02:59 AM
I see. Women don't listen?
This from the half of the human species which is unable to multi-task.
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09-27-2006, 03:05 AM
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I see. Women don't listen?
I just said that. You aren't listening.
This from the half of the human species which is unable to multi-task.
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Better to do one thing right than two things partially right.
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09-27-2006, 04:18 AM
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Better to do one thing right than two things partially right.
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Whoa there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
And, partially right? Ha! I've heard from people who, when one woman left her job in a financial institution, they had two or possibly three men replace her...and they STILL couldn't do it anywhere near as well as she could,
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09-27-2006, 04:22 AM
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Whoa there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
And, partially right? Ha! I've heard from people who, when one woman left her job in a financial institution, they had two or possibly three men replace her...and they STILL couldn't do it anywhere near as well as she could,
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That right there is nothing more than feminazi propaganda, spread by females who wish they had a choo choo instead of a cooter. Those "stories" are nothing but lies designed to turn women into bull dykes and tree huggers.
Go peddle it in iraquistan, witch!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 04:35 AM
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I've heard from people who, when one woman left her job in a financial institution, they had two or possibly three men replace her...and they STILL couldn't do it anywhere near as well as she could,
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Yes, that's why women work in those kinds of jobs and men are in charge. Thank you for making my point. Please note that every single nation ever led by a woman either no longer exists at all or is in the toilet. England doesn't count because the Queen isn't really in charge.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 04:40 AM
There are many women in executive jobs. If men are more in middle management it's because middle management requires what men are best at...sitting on their asses and yelling at their team.
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 05:16 AM
Most of those are lezbeans, so they don't really count as real women.
By the way, what happened to Sarah Lee? Did she get canned from her own company? I thought she was still in charge over there....I can understand a female running a cake company, they have natural abilities in the kitchen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 05:18 AM
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I see. Women don't listen?
This from the half of the human species which is unable to multi-task.
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God gave women the ability to multi-task so they can do their duties better. Multi-tasking allows women to wash dishes while watching the kids and bringing their husband, resting after a long, hard day at work, a beer when he wants one.
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 05:27 AM
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Most of those are lezbeans, so they don't really count as real women.
By the way, what happened to Sarah Lee? Did she get canned from her own company? I thought she was still in charge over there....I can understand a female running a cake company, they have natural abilities in the kitchen.
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Sara Lee doesn't exist any more than Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker. Click here and look at all three of the tabs at the left. I don't see their garment line but they own about 30% of Israel's mercantile capacity.
http://www.saralee.com/ourbrands/lob.aspx?line=foodbev
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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