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Default Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS! - 01-17-2010, 11:37 PM

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9/11 was masterminded by the CIA and executed probably by animatronic robots on empty planes so the Crusaders could blame the Great religion of Peace (Islam) and have an excuse to invade Holy Arab lands and steal the oil.
Though this might well be the most coherent and intelligent post you've submitted so far, it is still incorrect. And even if it were correct, would that matter? The result is the same. God is busy taking the oil away from unworthy, moonworshipping (lunatic) Arabiacs, and giving it to more decent people, like Americans.

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1. Exported is the same as saying "stolen" since we are not charging what we should for it.
2. I dont even know what you are talking about.
3. Muhammad (pigs be upon him) is the GREATEST PROPHET. He is even greater than the prophet Jesus (pigs be upon him).
1. Oh, yeah, your sheiks in Dubai distribute all the money they make with exporting oil honestly among the Arab people, peaceful, loving muslims as they are.
2. GOD=Life means we can be thankful that Arabiacs nowadays direct their bloodthirsty frenzy at each other instead of at decent people.
3. While I don't care that you spit on some goat-sodomizing pedophile who called himself a prophet, I strongly disapprove of your spitting on Jesus. Please keep matters a little civil.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS! - 01-18-2010, 01:58 AM

pigs be upon him is not spitting it is short for piss be upon him.

I show more respect to Jesus (pigs be upon him) than you people do.


Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Default Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS! - 01-18-2010, 02:54 AM

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pigs be upon him is not spitting it is short for piss be upon him.

I show more respect to Jesus (pigs be upon him) than you people do.
By blessing him with peace, when obviously He could kill anybody who did not grant him peace, and by denying that He is the son of God?
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