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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 12-30-2009, 04:12 PM

Refusing to serve your country is bad. Even if the country is Canada.
If there's a war you should be fighting in it defending your nations stance on whatever is being fought over.


God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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MissyDeloge is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.MissyDeloge is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.MissyDeloge is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.MissyDeloge is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.MissyDeloge is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.MissyDeloge is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 01-03-2010, 09:04 AM

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Haha, if Jesus Christ himself registered as a user of these forums, you would have just declared him unsaved trash. It's a very... "interesting" system to say the least.

So how is it that I can change the whole, "Unsaved Trash" thing under my name?

Also, no editing really? booo. Ah well, I'll survive.

(sorry for the double thread, couldn't figure out how to delete/edit a tread/post. feel free to delete the other one)


As a true baptis like I am it is our job to help people get saved. It is our job from God.


A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 01-03-2010, 10:07 AM

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As a true baptis like I am it is our job to help people get saved. It is our job from God.
My dear Missy, at least the Good Lord finds you employable. Praise!


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JasmineCar JasmineCar is offline
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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 01-08-2010, 10:04 PM

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Why aren't you in the armed forces?
Yeah, good point...Why aren't you in the Armed Forces? There's good Christian men in foxholes out there, eating led & chewing dirt for your country...You some kind of 'pacifist?'
You not got the balls to fire a weapon?

I keep mine under my pillow & Mrs Quahog often remarks...

"Oh, master, I love the feel of your weapon!'
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