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Default Pray for Brother Guy - 02-22-2008, 06:50 PM
Devoting my life and tithing my worldly possessions to LBC is obviously not enough in Gods eyes.
He has seen fit to visit my body with a plague of prickly heat and boils. I cant stop scratching and oozing pus on my bedclothes.
I prayed for guidance and healing, without relief, and realise I am still sinning somehow.
Then it hit me. I am Australian.
As a card carrying Austra-naut, and having seen the quality of human that graces that vast and desolate open cut mine they call "New Holland", or 'Terra Australis Incognito", I must surely repent of my Australianism in order for God to love me once more and remove my festering sores.
Brothers Sisters and Pastors - I beseech you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, to pray for me in order that God may remove the taint of Down Under filth that smears my life, that I may be whole and free from corruptions of the blood.
YIC Brother Guy.

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-22-2008, 07:03 PM
Brother Guy,

Take heart, all things are possible threw Christ! Has Jesus not healed and brought to this very Church blacks, Jews and even Democrats? What is a Australopithecus next to that Brother Guy? You need to turn yourself over to Him, fully and completely! Doubtless those sours are your sins running from you body as His love drives them out.


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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-22-2008, 08:24 PM
I'll tell my servants to pray for your condition.
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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-22-2008, 08:29 PM
These servants of yours, they pray 5 times a day, no? But do their prayers do any good?

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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-22-2008, 09:43 PM
Poor, Dear Brother Guy - please continue to be strong. My entire Support Group is pulling for you
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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-23-2008, 02:41 AM
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These servants of yours, they pray 5 times a day, no? But do their prayers do any good?

My servants are praying for me constantly - indeed they are all ocked in the summer house in a "pray-a-thon" and wont be let out until i am healed.

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-23-2008, 07:50 AM
Can't you just pour some salt on your wounds?

Sometimes praying is meaningless. God does has his elect you know.

Why don't you pray for a ticket to the land of paradise, the US. He will heal you then, for sure.


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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-23-2008, 07:53 AM
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My servants are praying for me constantly - indeed they are all ocked in the summer house in a "pray-a-thon" and wont be let out until i am healed.
I think Nobar meant Stormfront's servants. hint, hint. Muslim. Stormfront. lol


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I think Nobar meant Stormfront's servants. hint, hint. Muslim. Stormfront. lol
I have many servants. At least I should still have lots if they survive their enforced pray-in. I havent counted them lately, nor should I need to. They turn up at the feeding bay to receive their wages often enough, and if one or two should 'drop off the limb', there'll just be more feed for the rest of them.
Hopefully they're praying harder than ever.I'm still hideously disfigured and scratching like an old hound - besides - it would really cause me some trouble to get another family trucked in from over the border if this lot dies on me before I am healed.

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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I have many servants. At least I should still have lots if they survive their enforced pray-in. I havent counted them lately, nor should I need to. They turn up at the feeding bay to receive their wages often enough, and if one or two should 'drop off the limb', there'll just be more feed for the rest of them.
Hopefully they're praying harder than ever.I'm still hideously disfigured and scratching like an old hound - besides - it would really cause me some trouble to get another family trucked in from over the border if this lot dies on me before I am healed.
Brother Guy, because I am nice and have mercy...I am going to send you some dollars to come to the USA for the great health care. Drop your servants at the border where most die anyway. You have a room and board with Dish network 24/7 here. We even have the slap on and slap off lights so you won't have to burn too much energy and an automatic bed..


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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-25-2008, 09:15 AM
Please do not hesitate to call on me for help in your time of need, Brother Guy. You are a True Christian (TC) missionary sent to a Godforsaken land, and you are now overworked and overwrought and in need of first-rate medical care and recuperation time. Let me and any of the other Ladies of Landover know how we may assist you. Praise to Jesus, Brother, for using this as a means to perhaps bring you back to us!

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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-27-2008, 05:32 AM
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Please do not hesitate to call on me for help in your time of need, Brother Guy. You are a True Christian (TC) missionary sent to a Godforsaken land, and you are now overworked and overwrought and in need of first-rate medical care and recuperation time. Let me and any of the other Ladies of Landover know how we may assist you. Praise to Jesus, Brother, for using this as a means to perhaps bring you back to us!
Sister Thyme - sage words indeed. Perhaps Sister Rosemary and her ukelele could record some songs of praise for me to play on my gramophone . Mind you - most of the Ladies are able to bring a smile to my face in times of need. I do need assistance rubbing Sister Edwinas home made possum fat all purpose medicinal salve on my sores - some of them are hard to reach. and my toenails need trimming.

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Hey Brother guy, May our LORD and savior JESUS shine upon you and relieve you from this terrible condition. Being here to in Australia i am praying hard for you , and hope the blasted thing don't come my way either...

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Hey Brother guy, May our LORD and savior JESUS shine upon you and relieve you from this terrible condition. Being here to in Australia i am praying hard for you , and hope the blasted thing don't come my way either...
Praise brother! I hope you are preparing for our "mission down under".!
Have you bathed? are you on your knees? are you ready to be filled with the love of Jesus?

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Praise brother! I hope you are preparing for our "mission down under".!
Have you bathed? are you on your knees? are you ready to be filled with the love of Jesus?
That i am Brother Guy. Looking forward to seeing the good work of our LORD being done here in OZ

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Brother Guy, because I am nice and have mercy...I am going to send you some dollars to come to the USA for the great health care. Drop your servants at the border where most die anyway. You have a room and board with Dish network 24/7 here. We even have the slap on and slap off lights so you won't have to burn too much energy and an automatic bed..
How good of you, Sister Seeker! I'm sure Brother Guy will avail himself of your kindness as soon as he can.

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1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-27-2008, 11:16 AM
Brother Guy,

I heard you did this deed in a pair of Ug Boots in Adelaide.... is this right???


You should not be prosecuted for burning the bird.... no doubt it deserved it....you should be proscuted for being a South Australian in Ug Boots.... not the look my friend.

Repent you South Australian retard Ug Boot heathen.

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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-27-2008, 11:40 AM
dear Brother Guy,

I have received an email advising me that I have received 43 infraction points for the post (above) that I sent you.

I actually did it with somewhat a sense of humour, and have only also just noticed that I posted it in the incorrect thread.

In any case, I have been asked to apologise, and after reading what I wrote it would be fair to say that while I considered it funny, and after you had lived in Adelaide hoped you found it the same, I unreservely apologise if my post caused you any discomfort or pain.

Pastor, are you ok with this?

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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-27-2008, 11:47 AM
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dear Brother Guy,

I have received an email advising me that I have received 43 infraction points for the post (above) that I sent you.

I actually did it with somewhat a sense of humour, and have only also just noticed that I posted it in the incorrect thread.

In any case, I have been asked to apologise, and after reading what I wrote it would be fair to say that while I considered it funny, and after you had lived in Adelaide hoped you found it the same, I unreservely apologise if my post caused you any discomfort or pain.

Pastor, are you ok with this?

Regards, Ihavenoidea.

Plus, he's not a retard.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for Brother Guy - 02-27-2008, 12:09 PM
...and Brother Guy, I have it on good authority you are not a retard.

For that I also offer my apologies.

Ok Pastor, I'm happy that I have made my peace with Brother Guy, albeit that I await his forgiveness.

Hope this are well, Ihavenoidea.
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