[Unfalsifiable]

So there is a national TV game show called university challenge and I just tried out for my University team who hopefully will qualify for the televised rounds. I assured them I knew all about the Bible, and I think I did well at the 50 test questions.

Now all I need is some praying! Hopefully God will fulfil my ambitions!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I will pray, but if the biblical knowledge you've displayed here is any indication, we will all have to come together and pray very, very hard.

[StreetPreacherLew]

I'd have to look it up, but I'm pretty sure Big J said intellectuals were all goin' t' hell. That's what they done told me growing up at Modesto Christian School, where the Unsaved pay triple tuition.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

So there is a national TV game show called university challenge and I just tried out for my University team who hopefully will qualify for the televised rounds. I assured them I knew all about the Bible, and I think I did well at the 50 test questions.

Now all I need is some praying! Hopefully God will fulfil my ambitions!

Your ambitions?

Matthew 23:11-12: But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

Young man, I will pray that God may grant you some humility.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by StreetPreacherLew

I'd have to look it up, but I'm pretty sure Big J said intellectuals were all goin' t' hell. That's what they done told me growing up at Modesto Christian School, where the Unsaved pay triple tuition.

Praise Jesus, I believe you're right on that one. No egg-heads in Heaven, thank you very much.

Unfalse, I keep you in my prayers every night, not to get you on some secular TV show where they perform like monkeys in the zoo, but rather to guide you more firmly to Jesus. It seems to me that you are floating your boat on the rough and unpredictable seas of "logic" and "philosophies," veering toward Christ's love on one day and then twoards satan's deceits on another.

I pray that you step back and let Jesus take the wheel. Only He can guide you through the rough seas of life. Trust Him, unflasie, not Karl Marx.

[Unfalsifiable]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Praise Jesus, I believe you're right on that one. No egg-heads in Heaven, thank you very much.

Unfalse, I keep you in my prayers every night, not to get you on some secular TV show where they perform like monkeys in the zoo, but rather to guide you more firmly to Jesus. It seems to me that you are floating your boat on the rough and unpredictable seas of "logic" and "philosophies," veering toward Christ's love on one day and then twoards satan's deceits on another.

I pray that you step back and let Jesus take the wheel. Only He can guide you through the rough seas of life. Trust Him, unflasie, not Karl Marx.

Aww man, what If i promise to do my best to convert Jeremy Paxman?

I probably wont get on the show though... 200 tried out for our team and only 4 get through.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

Aww man, what If i promise to do my best to convert Jeremy Paxman?

I probably wont get on the show though... 200 tried out for our team and only 4 get through.

Four Unsaved Heathens....

[Brother Temperance]

1 Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
22 For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

Besides, University Challenge is for perverts. Did you know they ask questions about Star Trek slash fiction now? Better to just stick to the Bible.

[Unfalsifiable]

I don't see how being vastly knowledgeable makes you wise. I think God would be happy to see me on there.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

I don't see how being vastly knowledgeable makes you wise. I think God would be happy to see me on there.

What's going to be your answer if you are asked, "How old is the Earth?"

[Unfalsifiable]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

What's going to be your answer if you are asked, "How old is the Earth?"

Not sure, Pslams say about 6000, so how old would it be now?

Of course God has set the world up to LOOK older then that to scientists but it isn't actually as old as it looks.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

I don't see how being vastly knowledgeable makes you wise. I think God would be happy to see me on there.

I very seriously doubt that God watches the BBC.

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

Not sure, Pslams say about 6000, so how old would it be now? Of course God has set the world up to LOOK older then that to scientists but it isn't actually as old as it looks.

Hmmm. You might be OK on that TV show after all.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

I googled your show. It looks kind of like our "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader", but with British philosophy students instead of American fifth graders. So it's pretty much the same thing, except with goofy accents and bad teeth.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Justina Thyme]

I shall pray for you, Brother Unfalsifiable. You do have sense enough to remember that you are, first and foremost, a Christian, no matter how tempting the ways of the world.