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Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-21-2013, 12:27 AM
Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!
Introduction
On the surface Doctor Who appears to be a silly BBC TV series about a man who comes out of a closet over and over again, while eating horrible British food and defeating extremely powerful intergalactic aliens by boring them with smalltalk.
In reality however Doctor Who is designed to change innocent Christian children into "Whovians". A cult aimed at completely and utterly destroying their innocent souls.
The Doctor Who cult:
The Doctor
The main character in Doctor Who is "The Doctor". An illegal alien who refuses to pay taxes and makes sure no one knows his name to keep it that way. Actors who play the role of Doctor Who usually commit suicide after a few seasons so there have been a lot of different actors playing Doctor Who. The capacity of independent thought of the innocent children watching Doctor Who gets reduced to a retarded level, so they don't even notice the actor gets replaced over and over again. The producers of Doctor Who don't even bother to select actors with a similar look.
Several of the actors playing Doctor Who:
The Tardis
Doctor Who has his own personal closet called "The Tardis". He comes out of this several times every episode. Clearly a gay reference to pollute our innocent children into choosing the gay deathstyle. There is a special Wikia for the Tardis that has the following to say about sex: " sex could be practised between two or more individuals of the same gender, which rarely had any procreative implications at all". This is not even close to a proper Christian marriage! And duh! on the " rarely had any procreative implications". Even a retard knows that sex between individuals of the same gender can never result in children. Except for the poor retards that watch Doctor Who. They lost every connection to reality and believe that trashcans can fly.
The Tardis:
Flying trashcans:
The Companion
The Doctor always has a personal sex slave called "The Companion". A slutty concubine with a pea sized brain whose sole purpose is to watch in awe every time The Doctor saves the universe in an extremely unlikely way. Once a companion gets pregnant, usually from a gang bang involving multiple man, women and small farm animals, she gets dumped and a new companion takes her place.
A pregnant companion, The Doctor and another gang bang participant:
The Sonic Screwdriver
The sonic screwdriver is what you get if you combine a magic wand and a vibrator. A single device that allows the user to violate every Biblical law with the push of a single button. After the transformation from innocent Christian child to Godless slut has been completed by watching too many Doctor Who episodes, the slut celebrates by getting a sonic screwdriver tattoo on her naked body.
A slut and her sonic screwdriver tatoo:
Why we should avoid Doctor Who
Doctor Who attacks Christianity on many levels.
- His refusal to tithe violates Malachi 3:8-10.
- The Tardis promoting gay sex violates Leviticus 20:13.
- Sex before marriage violates 1 Corinthians 7:1-40.
- Time travel and the sonic screwdriver violate Exodus 22:18.
And the list goes on and on. Doctor Who has been around for 50 years and the creators of this horrible horrible abomination made sure every Biblical law got broken over and over again. Doctor Who is the worst imaginable role model for innocent Christian Children.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-21-2013, 02:00 AM
That gaunt, pale face all by itself told me that the audience being targeted by this filth is our vulnerable youth crowd who feel like nobody understands them. Just look at those sunken, withdrawn eyes.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-22-2013, 02:34 PM
Umm you all are wrong:
The doctor does not commit suicide he dies(usually heroically to save someone)
-when he dies he regenerates(because he is an alien) into a different body/personality: Everyone knows that
- he has a companion( no sex) and they usually have the common sense that the doctor needs
-the tarsus does not look like that picture, it is never referred to as the closet, it is a time machine that is bigger on the inside than the outside
Time. And. Relative. Dimension. In. Space (T.A.R.D.I.S.)
And there is nothing to do with tax paying, he is not an illegal alien(he is a space alien)
-I don't know where you got your facts from but they are all wrong
The sonic screwdriver has nothing to do with sex
It is an alien device for opening doors, hacking into electronic equipment
And scanning
-he does not ditch companions, they usually leave him because they are growing older
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-22-2013, 03:06 PM
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Umm you all are wrong
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No.
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The doctor does not commit suicide he dies(usually heroically to save someone)
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Deliberately "heroically " killing yourself IS committing suicide.
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when he dies he regenerates(because he is an alien) into a different body/personality: Everyone knows that
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Are you on drugs? Aliens steal jobs, I have never seen one rise from the dead. You are confusing aliens with Jesus Christ.
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I don't know where you got your facts
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The Holy Bible of course, duh!
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he does not ditch companions, they usually leave him because they are growing older
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If you really believe that, I have a nice bridge to sell to you.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-22-2013, 03:33 PM
TARDIS?
Retardis, more like.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-22-2013, 04:08 PM
We only need to look at the actors who have played "the doctor" to see that they are not the sort of role models we want for our children.
- William Hartnell was illegitimate;
- Patrick Troughton was mad - he used to wear a tea cosy on his head;
- Jon Pertwee has Huguenot ancestry, which makes him French;
- Tom Baker used to be an RC monk;
- Peter Davison is the son of an immigrant from Guyana, which makes him African;
- Colin Baker is a former “solicitor” - the British word for pimp; his mother was Irish;
- Sylvester McCoy is Scottish and trained to be an RC priest;
- Paul McGann is an RC from Liverpool, so presumably Irish;
- Christopher Eccleston is a self-proclaimed atheist;
- David Tennant is Scottish and incestuously married to the woman who played his daughter in Dr Who!
- Matt Smith played Fagot in the satanic Russian work The Master and Margarita;
- Peter Capaldi is a Glaswegian Italian-Irish mixture, so bound to be RC; he is chiefly noted for his foul language in the TV series The Thick of It (and the movie In the Loop).
(Number 12 has not yet played the part, but is due to start later this year.)
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-22-2013, 06:43 PM
For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is the Lake of Fire.
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09-22-2013, 08:00 PM
Only God can time travel.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-23-2013, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by HolyFart69
For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is the Lake of Fire.
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And for retards there's the Turdis
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-23-2013, 05:53 PM
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- he has a companion( no sex)
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Explain his daughter then!
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-the tarsus does not look like that picture
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I agree. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsus There are a few things it could look like, but a tarsus would not resemble a shed or police call box.
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You do know you're calling him an old creep who hangs around with children, right?
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
09-24-2013, 06:48 AM
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Explain his daughter then!
I agree. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsus There are a few things it could look like, but a tarsus would not resemble a shed or police call box.
You do know you're calling him an old creep who hangs around with children, right?
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09-27-2013, 04:17 PM
It is truly sad, brothers, how not only is this disgusting sinful TV show polluting young Christian minds, that there are children, and even adults, who are wishing for it to come on again.
The adults are all hell-bound sinners anyway, but we have to save the Children! Maybe if we can get them away from their horrible Atheist homoqueer parents, we can help them know Christ.
And when the children clamour for more, there is one person smiling more than anyone else. Satan himself.
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10-12-2013, 03:07 AM
A disgusting Doctor Who alien! How can we let our children watch this filth! That is obviously Satan! This show is obviously made by EVILutionists and Devil Worshippers! Some more Doctor Who filth! We need this show off the air!
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10-12-2013, 03:58 AM
A disgusting Doctor Who alien! How can we let our children watch this filth! That is obviously Satan! This show is obviously made by EVILutionists and Devil Worshippers! Some more Doctor Who filth! We need this show off the air![/QUOTE]
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10-12-2013, 04:43 AM
sorry for posting the same thing twice. I originally both of the pictures in the post, but only one showed up. I tried again, but now only the other thing showed up. How do i delete posts. Sorry again!
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10-12-2013, 04:43 AM
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sorry for posting the same thing twice. I originally both of the pictures in the post, but only one showed up. I tried again, but now only the other thing showed up. How do i delete posts. Sorry again!
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You don't, dear. You pray and consult scripture before posting.
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10-21-2013, 06:12 PM
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We need this show off the air!
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No need to apologise for posting that twice!
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10-21-2013, 07:26 PM
I think Doctor Who is a great series! Idiots like you don't realize how great it is in !
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I think Doctor Who is a great series! Idiots like you don't realize how great it is in !
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12-24-2013, 03:54 PM
Is this really what you spend your time doing? Not only am I confused and alarmed by the incorrect information on Doctor Who but the responces to the original post as well. Christ ask us not to judge others “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"- Like 6:37 yet I see a lot of judging going on. Someone said that the actor who played the doctor we unworthy of Gods love because of their ancestry. Are any of us worthy or do we all sin “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”- John 8:7? If we spent less time talking about who God hates the most and more time talking about what God has done for us out of love then I truly think the world will be a better place. however as I write this I realize because my thoughts are different than most of yours I will be banned from the site before most people can see my post
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