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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 05:21 PM
Indeed it is. And "wee" is a crude slang term for the tallywhacker. Couldn't these jap perverts experiment with subtlety for once?
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 05:24 PM
No kitt'n, 'we' as in more than one, it was gonna be called the Revolution but it's not so much a universal term.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 05:32 PM
Yet they're pronounced the same way, no?
"Mommy, can I go over to Derek's house and play with his Wii?"
*WHACK!*
"It's off to reparative therapy for you, Jonah!"
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 06:48 PM
Hehe, that was relatively funny. Mind you I've already done all the Wii jokes. Stealing someone's Wii, keeping my Wii in my room and even playing with my Wii. *shrugs* It gets boring after a while.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
Nibblet, the Wii is pronounced we.
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Friend, Miss Lila is a Godly woman, and I am certain that she has absolutely no intention of nibbling anything of yours! The very idea!
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Mind you I've already done all the Wii jokes. Stealing someone's Wii, keeping my Wii in my room and even playing with my Wii. *shrugs* It gets boring after a while.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-29-2006, 06:50 PM
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Friend, Miss Lila is a Godly woman, and I am certain that she has absolutely no intention of nibbling anything of yours!
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She's a nibblet... meaning a little bite. It's a pet name, all endearing and the like.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-29-2006, 08:39 PM
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She's a nibblet... meaning a little bite. It's a pet name, all endearing and the like.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-30-2006, 11:43 PM
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Friend,
This is a family forum. The baby Jesus reads it. Please leave your graphic descriptions of your depraved escapades off the forum.
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There's nothing depraved about it. It's like callin' a woman kitt'n or darlin'.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-04-2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
in my room playing with my Wii. *shrugs* It gets boring after a while.
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Thanks for sharing, but we really didn't need to know that.
Sometimes you SHOULD spare the rod, son!
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Before your perverted mind goes someplace disgusting with that, Jesus has no Kung Fu Grip.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-04-2007, 11:46 PM
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Thanks for sharing, but we really didn't need to know that.
Sometimes you SHOULD spare the rod, son!
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Sweet merciful crawdads, OYK, do you think of nothing else? Besides, it's no-one's business but Dameon's if he wishes to spend hours in his room playing with his Wii.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-05-2007, 12:54 AM
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Sweet merciful crawdads, OYK, do you think of nothing else? Besides, it's no-one's business but Dameon's if he wishes to spend hours in his room playing with his Wii.
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-05-2007, 05:56 AM
Well how is Dameon meant to use his Nintendo without his Wii?
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-05-2007, 08:35 AM
That is a tool for homers if I have ever seen one! Just look at that awful name!
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-13-2007, 11:13 PM
>>>>>>> Unnecessary Bandwidth usage Deleted <<<<<<<
i apologise if my post was offensive but i belive that these people should be punished for thinking about this becasue its a sick sick thing to even think about it
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-13-2007, 11:17 PM
This book is your friend. In fact, it might be the second-best book you'll ever read. I suggest you get to know it:
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-13-2007, 11:21 PM
i prefer somthing a little more challangeing, are you in the 5 grade or somthing?, my posts are been edited for bandwidth? what kinda things that? its text its like 4bytes i sense that theres some properganda here and im been kicked out because i can see though this
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-13-2007, 11:23 PM
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i prefer somthing a little more challangeing, are you in the 5 grade or somthing?, my posts are been edited for bandwidth? what kinda things that? its text its like 4bytes i sense that theres some properganda here and im been kicked out because i can see though this
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Friend, nobody is kicking you out. We like to give newcomers a chance to prove themselves to our Pastors and to Jesus©.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-13-2007, 11:27 PM
Thankyou but i shall take my leave, i dont not wish to trouble you good people anymore.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-14-2007, 02:25 AM
In my research, I have not found the Wii to be evil in and of itself(except for the price). The games however, are very ungodly.
The PSP is far more satanic. Children are playing these portable devices in church, while the sermon is going on. Why are children bringing their iPods to church, listening to satanic dance music on the lord's time? In these cases, I think that parents are sparing the rod far too often.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
01-14-2007, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
In my research, I have not found the Wii to be evil in and of itself(except for the price). The games however, are very ungodly.
The PSP is far more satanic. Children are playing these portable devices in church, while the sermon is going on. Why are children bringing their iPods to church, listening to satanic dance music on the lord's time? In these cases, I think that parents are sparing the rod far too often.
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Once during sermon, I saw a child pull out a nintendo DS. I imediately stopped my sermon and took it from him. He was playing "nintendogs", which is a satanic game about raising a puppy and teaching him tricks. SATANIC TRICKS! needless to say I broke it over my knee right there, and continued to tell my congrigation about the joys of incest which we all indulge in, since we are all decendants of adam and eve, and therefor all related.
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