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You filthy little maggot! You have the audacity to compare yourself with Jesus?! And then you accuse Pastor Pistle, who has shown you nothing but kindness in here, of being a "prisests" (whatever that is)!?

You are not fit to lick the rattlesnake skin cowboy boots of a man like Pastor Pistle! I am now convinced that you are a demon lurking about in God's favorite forum, with no purpose other than to mock Jesus and persecute us.

Enjoy hellfire, demon.

You once said you know who I am, Zeké.

I can assure you that I am not a demon. I am a True Christian.

Just love Jesus!


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You once said you know who I am, Zeké.

I can assure you that I am not a demon. I am a True Christian.

Just love Jesus!
You will address me properly, demon! My name is Pastor Ezekiel, not some french/homer perversion of Zeke'. If you think that you can recruit me, a True Christian Pastor, into the ranks of your demons, you have another think coming, jennifer. I am no pervert!

In addition, you are most certainly not a True Christian. That is a title bestowed by Jesus upon those whom He so chooses, and I can assure you that as of this moment, you are closer to permanent banishment than you are to being Blessed with the TC title.

Now, why don't you go ahead and tell us the truth about who you are and why you are here, homer?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default 09-23-2006, 11:31 AM

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You will address me properly, demon! My name is Pastor Ezekiel, not some french/homer perversion of Zeke'. If you think that you can recruit me, a True Christian Pastor, into the ranks of your demons, you have another think coming, jennifer. I am no pervert!

In addition, you are most certainly not a True Christian. That is a title bestowed by Jesus upon those whom He so chooses, and I can assure you that as of this moment, you are closer to permanent banishment than you are to being Blessed with the TC title.

Now, why don't you go ahead and tell us the truth about who you are and why you are here, homer?
Forgive me, pastor Ezekiel!

I am not a true Christian. I was raised a cathylick but now I'm an atheist.

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Pauline, but I call her Pauli.

And I'm not Corinth or one of those anti-landover idiots.

But I find your forum very interesting and I will try to keep a True christian image despite other members weird actions

Still in Christ


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Forgive me, pastor Ezekiel!

I am not a true Christian. I was raised a cathylick but now I'm an atheist.

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Pauline, but I call her Pauli. She's a competitive weightlifter.

And I'm not Corinth or one of those anti-landover idiots.

But I find your forum very interesting and I will try to keep a True christian image despite my continual cravings for man-meat.

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I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest here, homer, except that you are very muddled and quite possibly on drugs.
Are you one of those heathens who has escaped a mental facility and have come to plague this Godly church forum?
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I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest here, homer, except that you are very muddled and quite possibly on drugs.
Are you one of those heathens who has escaped a mental facility and have come to plague this Godly church forum?
I have never took drugs! Never!!!!!

And I have never been in a mental facility.

I'm sorry if I disappointed you!

Alles gut


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I have never took drugs! Never!!!!!

And I have never been in a mental facility.

I'm sorry if I disappointed you!

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Please try to speak as close to Godly American as you can, sinner. Jesus weeps when people do not use his chosen language.

As to your claims of never having taken drugs or being in a mental facility, well, I'm sorry, dear, but the confusion evident in your posts would suggest otherwise...
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Please try to speak as close to Godly American as you can, sinner. Jesus weeps when people do not use his chosen language.

As to your claims of never having taken drugs or being in a mental facility, well, I'm sorry, dear, but the confusion evident in your posts would suggest otherwise...
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But on this godly forum one must speak God's favorite language (American).


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But on this godly forum one must speak god's favorite language (American).
First you spout more un-Godly gibberish.
Then you fail to capitalise God!
You claim to aspire to be a True Christian™? You could have fooled me!
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