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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 02:10 PM

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Well, you should get a man's permission. I am as yet an unmarried lady, but I have the permission of my brother. My father is unfortunately deceased. My dear brother is the new head of household in his stead. He's younger, but that's irrelevant, as a woman I have no real importance whatsoever in the eyes of God, until I have a husband chosen for me so I can start to bring new little soldiers into the world.

You are indeed a hussy, coming in here without a husband, parading yourself like a trollop.
What decent man would want you, knowing you flaunt yourself about all the menfolk?
Truly dear, for your own sake, show some modesty!
I'm not parading myself like a trollop. I don't flaunt myself; I just wanted answers. Since apparently I'm not worthy of your high and mighty wisdom, I'm just going to leave. You'll all probably be much happier that way anyway. And I'll be much wiser to do so.

Pastor Ezekiel, we've talked about this before. I am not from Europe. Europeans are not trash. I am from America, and you are dragging me through the mud yet again. I suppose that's to be expected.
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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-15-2007, 03:24 PM

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Pastor Ezekiel, we've talked about this before. I am not from Europe. Europeans are not trash. I am from America, and you are dragging me through the mud yet again. I suppose that's to be expected.
Friend,

We are not dragging you threw the mud, we are just showing you the mud you Satan has tricked you into. Only when you admit you have a problem can anyone help you out of it. Friend, we understand you are a victim but we know what the cure is; Jesus. Won't you let us help you?



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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-16-2007, 06:39 PM

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I'm not parading myself like a trollop. I don't flaunt myself; I just wanted answers. Since apparently I'm not worthy of your high and mighty wisdom, I'm just going to leave. You'll all probably be much happier that way anyway. And I'll be much wiser to do so.
If you genuinely are turning your back on God's love, then this is a sad day for us all. Of course, I know that it must be God's will to make you reject Him and carry on your path towards Hell; but still, it seems kind of sad to me.


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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-17-2007, 07:31 AM

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Um, hate to break it to you, but Adam was right there with Eve, and he obviously didn't say, "Eve, let's not chat with the talking snake right now." Genesis never said that Eve had to call Adam over to the tree or go and get him and bring him back.

And, if you cling to that verse in Luke, does that mean you don't acknowledge the verse in Ephesians? It's quite obvious, and it's spelled out just like this one in Luke. How do you resolve that?
We may as well ask how you resolve them...

Surely Jesus in the first instance -- in Luke -- is talking to those whose families and wives were not True Christians™ and is rightly telling them that if they want to be diciples of Him they must hate their unsaved trash of familes. If a man has a good True Christian™ wife that is a different matter and he should love her -- but not to anything like the degree he loves Jesus.

Quite simply, in Luke Jesus is talking to those unequally yoked with unsaved trash, while in Ephesians the message is to church members who have True Christian™ families.


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Default Re: Making contact with Christian Girls - 03-17-2007, 07:41 AM

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I find this thing for you good Christian fellow.
I have much experience with many many Blonde Blue eyed Christian Lady.
You tell me her phone number, yes?
Interesting. We get many false Christians on this forum but it is not often that we get a false mooslim. And no, we certainly will not give you the phone numbers of any blonde blue-eyed Christian Ladies. What we will give you, my good Arab fellow, is instructions about how you may find the Lord. The one and only Lord -- the Lord God of Israel! We will teach you the True™ way to Salvation© through the Blood of Christ. But it will involve your repenting and giving up your false prophets.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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