[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Professor Stephen Hawking: The Secret Christian!

Today, the funeral service of Professor Stephen Hawking took place at the Church of Great St Mary, in Cambridge, England.

The service was officiated by the Reverend Dr Cally Hammond, Dean of Gonville and Caius College.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-43582950

One reading was Ec:3:1-11

Ec:3:1: To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
Ec:3:2: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
Ec:3:3: A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
Ec:3:4: A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
Ec:3:5: A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
Ec:3:6: A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
Ec:3:7: A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
Ec:3:8: A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
Ec:3:9: What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth?
Ec:3:10: I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.
Ec:3:11: He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

This is deeply significant of Hawking's final agreement that GOD DID EVERYTHING, AND HE HAD BEEN WASTING HIS TIME!


The report on the funeral continues:

A service of thanksgiving for his life will take place at Westminster Abbey in London on 15 June during which time the professor's ashes will be interred next to the grave of Sir Isaac Newton [Edit: EB - a man of deeply held Christian beliefs] who was buried there in 1727, and close to that of Charles Darwin [Edit: EB - who, on his deathbed, recanted his blasphemies and admitted that “God had designed and made everything”], who was buried in 1882.

The Dean of Westminster, the Very Reverend Dr John Hall, said it was "entirely fitting" the professor's final resting place should be "near those of distinguished fellow scientists".

We are expecting at any moment that there will be an announcement that Stephen Hawkings had, prior to his death, charged the batteries on his “voice machine” and recorded a recantation of all he had said against God – a long list that ended with him accepting Jesus unconditionally.

As soon as this is released, Landover will make it publicly available.

It is just a pity that he left it so late, otherwise God would certainly have cured his rheumatism.


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Sometimes it takes even the most intelligent of scientists to realise that their work is nothing but a trivial mockery compared to the Works of God.

I’m sure Jesus has a really good wheelchair available in Heaven.

[Basilissa]

Thank you Pastor Bathfire for your informative report. It is always good news to hear about the sinners who repented at their death beds. Be it scientists, be it mass murderers, every soul that repented for their lack of faith and other sins before their last breath will rejoice with us in Heaven!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

This indeed a cause for rejoicing - I was looking for him to hire Elon Musk to fire him and his wheelchair off towards the firmament towards one of his infamous "black holes".

[James Hutchins]

I have no doubt that 'Professor' Hawking last retarded message were pleas to Jesus not to toss the drooling bastard into the pits of Hell and the the disgustingly contorted freak begging His Magnificent Graciousness for forgiveness.

I like to imagine a door to a stairway being opened and an Apostle shoving the 'hawkman' wheelchair down the stairs.

[Thomas Taylor]

It will be interesting to see what his chairs' black box has to say about his flight to Hell.

YIC
TT

[DolliMoans]

Yes, but it looks like one of those Anglican Church of England places full of paedophiles. It's a shame. All those years of stupid quantum "theories" and staring into black holes has made him think that renting with Catholic wannabes, was the way out.

If he really wanted to make amends with God, he should have donated his fortune to Landover Baptist Church, and got down on his knees to apologize to Jesus publicly.