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Nigra Fornication Convention -
09-30-2007, 11:18 AM
!!!WARNING!!!
Not for True Christian™ females to see! Back to your kitchens!!
I had no idea that such things even took place, but apparently there is an event in which wild perversion and fornication is not only practiced but actually flaunted and celebrated as if it were normal. God did not have this in mind when He created us 6,000 years ago, I can promise you!
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'Sexpo' ignites South Africa's sensuality
For economy student Helena Gaspar, one can never know too much about sex, and it is this which has seduced her into attending "Sexpo" - South Africa's first ever sex exhibition.
Innocently grasping a red balloon inscribed with the words "Blow me", the 22-year-old admits she "learned a lot" as she leaves a workshop dedicated to orgasms.
"I know now how my boyfriend can have an orgasm without ejaculating. It's great!"
Visitors to "Sexpo", which runs until Sunday, are treated to a dizzying array of fantasy and humour, as amateur strip shows, lap and pole dance classes and chocolate-licking competitions make sensuality the order of the day.
The arrival of the sexy exhibition, held in Midrand north of Johannesburg, has been heralded as a sign that South Africa is moving with the times as its population with a reputation for prudery slowly but surely accepts its sexuality.
In deeply moral Zambia a couple was recently heavily fined for being found with photographs of themselves having sex and in Zimbabwe, President Robert Mugabe has described homosexuals as "worse than pigs and dogs".
In South Africa a plethora of sex shops are visible from the street and housewives hold Tupperware-style parties touting vibrators and other sexy gadgets.
Pole-dancing has become a popular exercise for the more adventurous and homosexual marriages were recently legalised.
The first African edition of "Sexpo" - a concept imported from Australia where it tours five cities every year - hopes to attract some 30,000 visitors
Men and women accompanied by colleagues or friends, and couples of all ages - but strictly above 18 - converged on the opening on Thursday.
They rummaged among some 100 stalls selling, among others, lingerie, fake nails, fur carpets, jacuzzis and raspberry-flavoured lubricants.
Visitors to the exhibition received a sexy welcome from two Adonis-like bodybuilders displaying nude torsos, who alternated with two beauties dressed up as a naughty nurse and sexy New York taxi driver.
In the centre of the hall, boys and girls alike amused themselves riding on an enormous rodeo-like phallus, holding on for dear life until thrown off the bucking "sex machine".
Australian painter Tim Patch, better known as "Pricasso", lured the crowds with his unique brand of art - he paints naked with... his penis.
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Yes Brothers you read that last part correctly. This fellow shows how much he worships satan by painting pictures with his tallywacker. Take a look below if you can stomach it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
09-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Worse yet, he offered aid and support to Al-Queda by doing this portrait of our Godly President, GWB!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
09-30-2007, 03:22 PM
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"I know now how my boyfriend can have an orgasm without ejaculating. It's great!"
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Maybe they're just teaching the guys how to fake orgasms.
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
09-30-2007, 05:49 PM
Well thats just filthy and disgusting.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
09-30-2007, 10:59 PM
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'Sexpo' ignites South Africa's sensuality
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Yeah sure why not; teach the darkies how to have sex. They'll already have sex with anything that has a pulse but go right ahead. How's about we teach them how to steal hubcaps and play harmonica while we're at it?
Last edited by Deaner; 10-01-2007 at 12:40 PM.
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
09-30-2007, 11:19 PM
I wonder what he'll use to paint when he's burning forever in a lake of molten lava.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
10-01-2007, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The first African edition of "Sexpo" - a concept imported from Australia where it tours five cities every year - hopes to attract some 30,000 visitors
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Of course!!! We should have known Van Hellbound had some hand in this debauchery. Only the descendant of British thieves, cutthroats, and soulless Neanderthals would come up with something so vile and sickening. It is only a matter of time before baby consumption, he-goat bestiality, and menstrual fluid smoothies will be mainstream. South Africa will be the new official homeland of Wicca.
We all know that San Fransissyco is Satan's Anus so it shouldn't be too surprising to learn that the Southern tip of Africa (origin of the libidinous negroidials) is Satan's Tallywhacker.
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
10-01-2007, 05:03 AM
What is that white stuff on the President's face?
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
10-01-2007, 05:21 AM
Jesus told us to reach out to sinners and everytime I go to Sexpo thats what I try to do. Unfortunatly sometimes things get out of hand. Illigitimate children are a by product of rampant fornication. "Jesse" I told my friend. "I dont need any more little bastards thinking I'm their Uncle Al."
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Re: Nigra Fornication Convention -
10-01-2007, 05:42 AM
I'll bet those nigras don't even use condoms. It's bad enough that you can catch AIDS from toilet seats or shoe-tapping in Minneapolis Airport, but now simply touching a painting is enough to get this dreaded disease.
yours in Christ,
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