[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

I think it's very narrow minded to focus on exterminating dolphins. What about manatees!? They need to be exterminated too! We should extinct these freeloaders already!

There are few things I hate as much as these God-mocking manatees

Brother Alphonse,

I had to do some supplementary research based on your Godly intuition.



The manateekind seems to be even deeper in the pitts of total sodomistic corruption than the dolphinkind. I have spent the last few hours in fervent prayer. This is what I discovered. The data I extracted are most disgusting but it is necessary to discuss them.

Manatees are almost exclusively homer!

Male West Indian Manatees of all ages regularly engage in intense homosexual activities. In a typical encounter, two males embrace, rub their genital openings against each other, and then unsheathe or erect their penises and rub them together, often to ejaculation. During a homosexual mating, the two males often tumble to the bottom, thrusting against each other and wallowing in the mud as they clasp each other tightly. A wide variety of positions are used, including embracing in head-to-tail and sideways positions, often with interlocking penises or flipper-penis contact.

This supposedly cute animal is actually a disgusting homerbeast!


These sickening travesties of God's creation swarm and spawn in Hindoo India but also in America, in Florida! Holiday makers, pensioners and young smooth-skinned men in speedos are at significant risk. The beasts frequent estuaries and shallow waters where young boys like to do diving and frolicking.

Some hopeful signs do exist. Many of these beings are listed to be 'endangered', obviously a lie from the spiritual point of view as the only actually endangered population is that of Caucasian meat-eating straight men! But it DOES mean that the numbers of these animals are dwindling. They are sluggish and Godly holidaymakers regularly spill the blood of these homerfish with outboard motors. A great way to combine holiday fun with God's work!

Another hopeful item! One species of the manateekind was hunted to extinction as early as in 1768 by Godly whalers. These obese sea monsters are so degenerated that they are easy targets. THAT IS WAS HOMERSEX EVENTUALLY TRIGGERS! BEWARE, BOYS!!

Deuteronomy 7:26
Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.


This indicates that by persistent Godly labor the world can get rid of both the dolphinkind and the further fallen manateekind. Combined with the local and UK plans of refusing to buy dolphin-free tuna, the prospects are actually better than I anticipated. International cooperation of Christians CAN produce miracles in the homerfront!


Homermanatees ARE NOT GOING TO WIN!!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

And then there is also the dugong, the mantatee's even gayer cousin!

Homosexual interactions between Dugongs are generally four to eight times longer than heterosexual interactions. Males are observed thrusting and hugging, and also kissing, sometimes in groups of up to four males. These orgies, can last for hours, as males come and go, reforming and arranging subgroups.

A dugong gay "couple"

Luckily for us Christians, these marine homerbeasts, who are vulnerable to extinction, are actively hunted by the abos in Austria with no bag limit, now I'm usually not the type of person who would praise these Godless heathen darkies, but I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I dined on Dugong steak when we were doing our Mission to Australia a few years back. Tastes like chicken.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I dined on Dugong steak when we were doing our Mission to Australia a few years back. Tastes like chicken.

Looks so appetizing, Pastor! And the link contained also comforting material on the demise of these beasts due to Godly hunting. Every dugong steak is one animal less for the purposes of homerfornication!

Bless you! Praise God!

Exodus 15:11
Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods? who is like thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Barry]

I never trusted dolphins. They always seem to be smiling, even when its not funny.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Is Dolphin "Sushi" in Japanese language?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

Is Dolphin "Sushi" in Japanese language?

As far as I know, "sushi" is the form of food that can be prepared of any fish. Its cooking method (lack of it) derives from the Japanese inability to make a decent barbecue or a succulent roast. However, it reflects their ability to carve and cut, which makes these ornamentals excellent assassins. The actual living form of this slimy wannabe Satan is called "iruka", 海豚 (1)

But I'm off the topic.

Dolphins. Back to them.

The Japanese, while heathen, have long been God's tools when it comes to slaughtering vile dolphins. They are also excellent at misinformation, which baffles secular reporters. The Japanese claim (and possibly are themselves convinced) that the principal reason for dolphin hunting is its use as a staple food. The real reason is, of course, God's subliminal messages encouraging the culling of these filthy fish. Still, some writers are on the verge of discovering the truth while still totally clueless.

Furthermore, these heathen reporters (see link above) are sometimes almost correct when they see no difference between using dolphins as foodstuffs and using conventional farm animals, such as swine.

To be fair, given the treatment of animals being used for food in the U.S., Caroline Kennedy's accusation of Japanese "inhumaneness," a concern expressed on behalf of the United States government, is dodgy. Here in the U.S. the almost lifelong housing of intelligent sows in coffin-sized gestation crates is not only legal but the norm.

The writer understands that all animals are equal in corruption and their inferior position to us. She fails to see that NOT all animals are equally used as the tools of SATAN. This degenerate state reflected in the homersex practices of dolphins and manatees is a sure sign of their demonic fate. That is why it is more important to exterminate them, while farm animals can be bred and slaughtered at a regular basis to provide steaks for our stakes.

I feel obliged to remind us of this verse, once again!


Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


And the homergreens only would have to read to FIRST CHAPTER of the GOOD BOOK to get this. Is that REALLY too much?!

Yours in Christ,


Elmer


FOOTNOTE


1. The two characters 海豚 that are combined to write this Japanese word 'iruka' actually have the meaning 'sea & pig'. How fitting! Actually, no-one really cares about their language but in the cases of evangelizing it is sometimes useful to learn the lingo while waiting for the locals to obtain a working knowledge of American. The ornamentals are unfortunately notoriously bad at this.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

These beasts are disgusting! Being a woman, I almost lost my meal a few times. I wish I could go to the closest Sea World and kill these beasts...shame I can't!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by lstark16

These beasts are disgusting! Being a woman, I almost lost my meal a few times. I wish I could go to the closest Sea World and kill these beasts...shame I can't!

I wish there were more women like you.
But - what happens in Finland?

We do not have any dolphins here (thank GOD!!!) but some people have transported those creatures here. Now dolphin-lovers can fulfill their dirty sodomite sexual fantasies.
I just can not finish wondering, how dirty a sinful man's mind can be.

Psalms 58:3

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

I wish there were more women like you.
But - what happens in Finland?

We do not have any dolphins here (thank GOD!!!) but some people have transported those creatures here. Now dolphin-lovers can fulfill their dirty sodomite sexual fantasies.
I just can not finish wondering, how dirty a sinful man's mind can be.

Psalms 58:3

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!

More information HERE

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!
More information HERE

The beast you depicted is actually called the 'SPERM WHALE'! I checked and it is true. A creature made of sperm! Not one of God's original designs, certainly!

I suppose the explosion was inevitable but the hypothesis in the link that the animal had gas and exploded (flatulence?) cannot be true. I think the 'explosion' is comparable to the homergasm, the ejaculation of this semen whale, a violent discharge of Satan's spawn from this corrupted creature.


Ezekiel 32:2
Son of man, take up a lamentation for Pharaoh king of Egypt, and say unto him, Thou art like a young lion of the nations, and thou art as a whale in the seas: and thou camest forth with thy rivers, and troubledst the waters with thy feet, and fouledst their rivers.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!

Some sort of auto accident? Do all mammals drive there?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

Some sort of auto accident? Do all mammals drive there?

Further PROOF (as if proof is needed) that Ornamental are out to break God's natural order. Not only do they let cats be rulers it is no surprise they are letting animals drive vehicles there. This is what happens when you don't have Christian Values and compassion to instruct society that animals are placed on the world to be exploited, tortured and killed as humanity sees fit. Instead in Asia pets and animals hunt down and kill people at will.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Further PROOF (as if proof is needed) that Ornamental are out to break God's natural order. Not only do they let cats be rulers it is no surprise they are letting animals drive vehicles there. This is what happens when you don't have Christian Values and compassion to instruct society that animals are placed on the world to be exploited, tortured and killed as humanity sees fit. Instead in Asia pets and animals hunt down and kill people at will.

Say no more. And not only the Asianites but, expectedly, the French (the vehicle is a false motorcar called Zit-rowen in French)!



Luke 16:15
And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Oh my! All these animals, negros, and feminazis ruling the world? What happened to the days when us women would shut up, know our place, and let nice, white, Christian men rule? I pray those days will come soon.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by lstark16

Oh my! All these animals, negros, and feminazis ruling the world? What happened to the days when us women would shut up, know our place, and let nice, white, Christian men rule? I pray those days will come soon.

My dear Girl,

I'm afraid that the rule of Satan is the actual state of affairs in most parts of the Earth's disk as we speak. There are very few isolated spots of True Christian™ resistance. A sure sign of the end of times!

Titus 2:13 - Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ;


In the meantime, we are losing more and more souls to Satan because of his most attractive tool, homersex! He must have recruited the dolphins because of their HUMONGOUS tallywhackers that are not only long but also flexible. I surmise homers wish to experience oral sex simultanously with the more common lower colonic version and these thingies make it possible during a single session!




Disgusting to contemplate, disgusting to see but we must not avert our eyes from the filth of this world but pray and explain the Good Book to the sinner, the heathen, the homer.

1 John 1:5
This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I'm relieved to say that there is only a few hundred left of these fishes in the entire Baltic Sea. But even a few hundred, is a few hundred too much. They have to be killed. Maybe time to reintroduce driftnetting?

[Bjorn Jensen]

We have to praise the biggest dolphin hunters of them all, and that is the U.S Navy. Thats right, God's absolute favorite country, the blessed AMERICA, has decided to take on the dolphin question. In order to hunt these dolphins (AND their whale and manatee relatives) down, the Navy has carefully developed a new sonar device that sends out signals into the sea, deafening the dolphins which makes them strand themselves and die, ensuring an effective mass death of any dolphins within the range of these devices.

The Navy eventually will tour the whole world with the Navy vessels with these devices attatched to them, starting in the most critical zone, namely Southern California where the dolphin-on-human rape per capita appears to be the highest in the whole nation.

Of course (just to not upset Obama and uppity liberals), the Godly U.S Navy says the operation is for entirely different reasons, while we Christians know the true intentions of this Godly declaration of war against the most perverted fish of them all.

Starting this year and going on until 2019, the brave U.S navy will do their very best to rid the whole world of the evil dolphins, saving millions of humans from bestiality and rape.

The War on Dolphins, like the War on Terrorism, is yet another sign that the U.S.A is indeed God's favourite country

http://news.yahoo.com/unprecedented-...224125691.html

The U.S. Navy has plans to employ sonar and explosives as part of its training program in the waters off Southern California and Hawaii—activities that will deafen, kill, or injure thousands of marine mammals.

In the five-year time period between 2014 and 2019, the Navy now expects 33 million incidents of harm to marine mammals, ranging from significant behavioral change to severe injury and death.

According to the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC), the training will result in temporary hearing loss for five million marine mammals that inhabit or migrate through the training area, which include endangered and depleted humpback whales, blue whales, fin whales, sperm whales, Hawaiian monk seals, southern sea otter, and many more.

In addition, more than 15,000 marine mammals will suffer permanent hearing loss, 9,000 will endure lung injuries, and more than 1,800 will die.

MORE: Ric O'Barry on Navy Dolphin Program: Deep Six It Now

Previous estimates, covering the time period from 2009 to 2013, showed that the training regimen would injure or kill 100 marine mammals. But the Navy’s latest environmental impact statement paints a different picture: In the five-year time period between 2014 and 2019, the Navy now expects 33 million incidents of harm to marine mammals, ranging from significant behavioral change to severe injury and death.

This is “unprecedented carnage,” says Zak Smith, an attorney with the Marine Mammals Protection Project at the NRDC.

Mere behavioral change might not seem like much, but dolphins, whales, and porpoises use sound waves to communicate with each other, locate food sources, and orient themselves in marine environments.

These animals are highly sensitive to the frequencies and range of mid-frequency sonar, which has been tied to dramatic mass strandings in several countries (imagine whales throwing themselves on land in an attempt to escape the devastating high-pitched sound coming from navy ships).

If you want a sense of how brutal the sound can be, check out this video, recorded by the Center for Whale Research, which features actual Navy sonar. You can see orcas fleeing the sound, and staying above water as much as possible to avoid it.

“We have all this new science, all these increases in training, and now we have a snapshot of harm that will flow from these activities. What [the Navy] got back is a portrait of destruction. But it’s business as usual. They are not asking how they can reduce these numbers,” Smith said in an exclusive interview with TakePart.

What the Navy could do, Smith and others argue, is consider what is already known about the habits and patterns of the affected species, and plan accordingly.

“It’s not as if these training exercises can’t go forward somewhere; it’s really about time and place. Scientists have a good sense of where whales are likely to be found at certain times per year,” Steve Mashuda, an attorney with Earthjustice, said in a phone interview.

Conservationists have butted heads with the Navy before. A coalition of organizations and indigenous communities are suing the National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS) for failing to protect thousands of dolphins, whales, porpoises, seals, and sea lions from the Navy’s other training grounds in the Pacific Northwest.

It was NMFS, the government agency that manages federal marine waters, that issued permits allowing the Navy to test and train in the Pacific Ocean. The coalition maintains that the agency did this without fully assessing the impacts to endangered species, which qualifies as an illegal authorization—a violation the Endangered Species Act that has left many species struggling.

Especially vulnerable, says Steve Mashuda, are the 87 resident killer whales that inhabit Puget Sound for half the year, spending the other half foraging along the Washington coast.

These killer whales are so vulnerable that killing or injuring one single reproductive-aged whale would put the entire population in danger of extinction.

Into this delicate natural world, the Navy blows its piercing whistle.

Is there really any doubt that GOD LOVES THE USA?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

We have to praise the biggest dolphin hunters of them all, and that is the U.S Navy. Thats right, God's absolute favorite country, the blessed AMERICA, has decided to take on the dolphin question. In order to hunt these dolphins (AND their whale and manatee relatives) down, the Navy has carefully developed a new sonar device that sends out signals into the sea, deafening the dolphins which makes them strand themselves and die, ensuring an effective mass death of any dolphins within the range of these devices.

The Navy eventually will tour the whole world with the Navy vessels with these devices attatched to them, starting in the most critical zone, namely Southern California where the dolphin-on-human rape per capita appears to be the highest in the whole nation.

Of course (just to not upset Obama and uppity liberals), the Godly U.S Navy says the operation is for entirely different reasons, while we Christians know the true intentions of this Godly declaration of war against the most perverted fish of them all.

Starting this year and going on until 2019, the brave U.S navy will do their very best to rid the whole world of the evil dolphins, saving millions of humans from bestiality and rape.

The War on Dolphins, like the War on Terrorism, is yet another sign that the U.S.A is indeed God's favourite country

Is there really any doubt that GOD LOVES THE USA?

Wonderful news! I suppose this takes care of the problems of underwater escapes, hiding and spawning. And if it serves homeland security simultaneously with the dolphin issue, the better. An ingenious plan!


1 Samuel 12:22
For the LORD will not forsake his people for his great name's sake: because it hath pleased the LORD to make you his people.


I found an encouraging picture depicting the results of this sonar weapon! I think that this was invented just in time, this looks like the beasts had come up with a method to attack us on land!

God bless America

Yours in Christ,

Elmer