[Enobarbus]

It is clear that poor Kevin (cobraking) and his friends who were on these boards, have gone far astray from the Lord. They are a sad little group of children, immature, dysfunctional, and socialy inadequate, and deserve -- very much need -- our compassion and prayers.

These children have set up some forum for the purpose, it seems, of attacking the Lord and his favourite church Landover. What exactly they are trying to say is not clear. Their arguments are far too muddled and confused for any sense to be gleaned from them. Some of the time they seem be making some absurd claim about Landover not being real, and at other times they contradict this.

Poor Kevin has referred to us as "retards" because he says, our forum TOS is not true (he put it more coarsely than that). It is not true he says because he has spent some time checking maps and cannot find a "Freehold Iowa" on them.

This really is very sad. Kevin spends a lot of time looking for Freehold Iowa on a map, and then he calls us retards...

Of course it is well-known that Freehold is left off maps for security reasons (I can't of course say anymore than that).

So please pray for Kevin and his friends. It is plain that the situation with these sorry children is beyond any other hope -- The Lord alone will be able to help them.

Thank you.

[Bobby-Joe]

I will pray for Kevin and his friends so see the error of their ways and stop trying to persecute Jesus' favorite Church. As a good Christian I forgive Kevin for his loser ways and pray that he and his friends may they also see their habit of drugging and sodomizing each other makes Jesus weep and will only land Kevin and his friends (sore) butts in Hell.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I'm not certain I understand the problem. Kevin only HAS two friends and between the three of them they can't screw in a light bulb. JESUS won't be interested in them until they are able to tithe a sufficient amount to gain entry into the Book of Life.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

Of course it is well-known that Freehold is left off maps for security reasons (I can't of course say anymore than that).

Exactly, the exact location of Freehold is classified.
Many military bases, such as Area 51 for one, isn't on PUBLIC maps either.

These poor children really needs to stop choking on satans tallywhacker and open their eyes to the truth.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I find it a touch on the astonishing side that kids who should be doing homework have nothing better to do that attack a chuch. Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with your views etc, but it's your right to practice whatever (in your case twisted) religion as you see fit.

Incidentally, shops in their area must ba at an all time low cheeto shortage. *snicker*

**Arg!! Why is this not letting me post??

[Glendora Christianson]

I am reminded of the Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 32, verses 19&20;

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them ... for they are ... children in whom is no faith (in LBC)."

And so it is with this in mind that I offer the following prayer;

Dear Lord, we pray for Kevin (CobraKing) and his friends, who are in need of Jesus' intervention. Despire our efforts, they are blind to the only true church and salvation that is Landover Baptist Church. We just ask that you help us to help them Lord, for they are blinded by false religion. Amen.

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Mr.Enobarbus

Poor Kevin has referred to us as "retards" because he says, our forum TOS is not true (he put it more coarsely than that). It is not true he says because he has spent some time checking maps and cannot find a "Freehold Iowa" on them.

This really is very sad. Kevin spends a lot of time looking for Freehold Iowa on a map, and then he calls us retards.. .

Mr.Eno, i be layin my hands on the screen rite now, i prayin "lord Jesus, please remove that spirt of tardnesss from Mr.Kevin's over-rawt liddle brains , in the names of the father an the son an the holy spirt, amens!"

i be prayin that worked

[eliot mayfield]

Dear God
You guided this lost youths to our site for a reason. That reason was to save them. Give us the strength not to give up on them.
Amen.


You know who is to blame, don't you? Hippy parents, libral schools, and a leftist media!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I blame the Clintons.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I blame the Clintons.

I chalk it all up to another case of nancy boys will be nancy boys. The obsession with with wrestling(sweaty homers in speedos pounding against each other) and Japanese girlie man cartoon characters is a clear sign of homo erotic teen angst.

Can they truly be Saved™?

The Lord says, "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

But I guess as long as they are over in San Fransisco or whatever truck stop they frequent with their laptops beyond the reach of Jesus's earthly hands we can attempt to Save™ their souls.

[lilith]

Kevin & co. are certainly blinded by something.

I think it's probably hormones.

[VinnieVespisti]

Originally Posted by lilith

Kevin & co. are certainly blinded by something.

I think it's probably hormones.

c'mon now, who's to blame for that? This place is overflowing with sexy christer chicks yabberin' about "choo-choos" and "tallywhackers".....all those gals can be summed up by Thumpin' Blondie's avatar: a deep valley of unnaturally repressed babe bounty, straining against tight, tight seams.....break those bonds, baby.....oooh yeah.........

....the kids can't be held accountable for going a lil crazy.... aw heck, they just got a crush on the ladies, is all.

[lilith]

Originally Posted by VinnieVespisti

c'mon now, who's to blame for that? This place is overflowing with sexy christer chicks yabberin' about "choo-choos" and "tallywhackers".....all those gals can be summed up by Thumpin' Blondie's avatar: a deep valley of unnaturally repressed babe bounty, straining against tight, tight seams.....break those bonds, baby.....oooh yeah.........

....the kids can't be held accountable for going a lil crazy.... aw heck, they just got a crush on the ladies, is all.

Ah jeez,Vinnie's back.

I THOUGHT I could smell his pungent hair oil!

[VinnieVespisti]

Originally Posted by lilith

Ah jeez,Vinnie's back.

yeah my back does make the ladies go "ahhhh" and take the chister lord's name in vain, but you oughta stay on-topic - for the kids.

I THOUGHT I could smell his pungent hair oil!

then quit sniffin' my back.... cuz you just gonna make yourself go crazy lustin' after what you don't have, hunnybun.

[lilith]

Originally Posted by VinnieVespisti

yeah my back does make the ladies go "ahhhh" and take the chister lord's name in vain, but you oughta stay on-topic - for the kids.


then quit sniffin' my back.... cuz you just gonna make yourself go crazy lustin' after what you don't have, hunnybun.

I realise you can't help having a somewhat hirsute back - but do you HAVE to plait it!