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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 09:27 AM

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To save those He calls.

2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2 Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2 Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

John 6:44
No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.
Well, that is a valid, scripture backed statement, but it seems to my senses, that you are attempting to judge me.
Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 09:32 AM

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Well, that is a valid, scripture backed statement, but it seems to my senses, that you are attempting to judge me.
Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
That is talking about hypocritical judging

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Well, that is a valid, scripture backed statement, but it seems to my senses, that you are attempting to judge me.
Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Ah, I see you have not read the bible yourself. Here's something that will help you with with Matthew 7:1

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 09:42 AM

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That is talking about hypocritical judging

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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 09:52 AM

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Ah, I see you have not read the bible yourself. Here's something that will help you with with Matthew 7:1

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)
Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

I love you, as I love every other person on this planet.

Judging someone has been shown to make them unhappy, therefore, it is not loving to judge someone.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 09:57 AM

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Judging someone has been shown to make them unhappy, therefore, it is not loving to judge someone.
As you seem to be too simle to click a link, I'll quote bit behind that link directly.

Jesus commands us to judge. Are you saying Jesus is wrong?

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How can anyone say this is a prohibition against all judging, unless they were woefully ignorant of the Bible? Jesus makes it crystal clear that we cannot judge if we are hypocrites, and that to do righteous judgment instead (as True Christians™).


We CAN Judge Others!

Not only can you not find a single instance where judging in itself is prohibited, you find many verses which command us to judge!
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
...And so on. We can see from the verses above that God does allow judgment under certain conditions, namely: Only True Christians™ can judge. We are righteous (notice all the references to righteous judgment) and therefore the only ones capable of judging others. Conversely, those that are unsaved have no right to judge at all. So, God does have limits placed on judgment and those are the limits.

Again, I must point reiterate, nowhere in the Bible does it tell us not to judge. Period. I hope this exegesis of Matthew 7:1-5 has been enlightening for you and and you will refrain from looking like an idiot in the future by claiming that "Jesus said we can't judge others".
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 10:02 AM

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As you seem to be too simle to click a link, I'll quote bit behind that link directly.

Jesus commands us to judge. Are you saying Jesus is wrong?
I am not saying Jesus is wrong, but he also commands us to love our neighbor, and that there is no commandment greater than that. Is Jesus wrong there?
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I am not saying Jesus is wrong, but he also commands us to love our neighbor, and that there is no commandment greater than that. Is Jesus wrong there?
Again, read the bible and see what is meant with neighbor in context. Hint, heathens like you are not my neighbors.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 10:18 AM

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Again, read the bible and see what is meant with neighbor in context. Hint, heathens like you are not my neighbors.
Luke 10:29 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
Luke 10:30 And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
Luke 10:31 And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
Luke 10:32 And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
Luke 10:33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
Luke 10:34 And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
Luke 10:35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
Luke 10:36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
Luke 10: 37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

Have I done anything to you? I have done nothing but try to help you. So am I not your neighbour for showing mercy to you?
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it is not loving to judge someone.
Jesus command us to judge as you saw. Jesus want to save all souls because He is of pure love. However, if you do not accept His love He will throw you to hell.

You attack love of Jesus by saying that judging as He has commandes is not of love. You are an enemy of Jesus.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 11:05 AM

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Jesus command us to judge as you saw. Jesus want to save all souls because He is of pure love. However, if you do not accept His love He will throw you to hell.

You attack love of Jesus by saying that judging as He has commandes is not of love. You are an enemy of Jesus.
I pray for you, begging God to accept you, even though you are sinful. I care about all life, and hope that yours is not wasted with judging others. I advise you to take the stick out of your eye before you try to remove the splinter from another man's eye. If you wish to continue bashing me, then realize that you are just proving my point.
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I pray for you, begging God to accept you, even though you are sinful.
Don't be silly. We True Christians™ are free from sin.

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is not wasted with judging others.
I am not wasting anything. I only judge as Jesus commanded.

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If you wish to continue bashing me, then realize that you are just proving my point.
You can make that kind of fantasies all you want, but even you know that you are wrong. You are a heathen on your way to hell and we are commanded to rebuke people like yourself.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

If you want to be saved, you need to start following the bible and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour.
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So I see that you are also noticing the large amount of judging going on here?
StinksDesign is the worst kind of Christian: one who believes that you can get to Heaven by being generally nice and redactioning the Bible(KJV1611) to make God out to be a Twighlight inspired emo who loves everyone irregardless of their adhearence to the statutes plainly given to us (by GOD!) in His own written Word™, THE BIBLE (KJV1611).

Pay her no mind and pay attention to the Bible(KJV166)! That's all you need to know.

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Have I done anything to you? I have done nothing but try to help you. So am I not your neighbour for showing mercy to you?
You have not tried to help us, you have tried to turn us from God's Word.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


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I pray for you, begging God to accept you, even though you are sinful. I care about all life, and hope that yours is not wasted with judging others. I advise you to take the stick out of your eye before you try to remove the splinter from another man's eye. If you wish to continue bashing me, then realize that you are just proving my point.
We know exactly what god wants for us to do to furries.

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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-15-2012, 05:27 AM

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You have not tried to help us, you have tried to turn us from God's Word.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
But I never did try to turn you from God's word. I just tried to help you understand it better. It is not literal, it is metaphorical.

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We know exactly what god wants for us to do to furries.
Anthropomorphic animals are human in every sense except for some small animal properties. I see no bestiality there.

My friend was hospitalized for a few days, that is why I took so long to reply.
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But I never did try to turn you from God's word. I just tried to help you understand it better. It is not literal, it is metaphorical.


Anthropomorphic animals are human in every sense except for some small animal properties. I see no bestiality there.

My friend was hospitalized for a few days, that is why I took so long to reply.
Anthropomorphism is not a quality that animals possess...it is a quality that humans wrongly attribute to them.

At least learn the minutiae of your perversions.

Yours in Christ,

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But I never did try to turn you from God's word. I just tried to help you understand it better. It is not literal,
So let's get this right. When we are told that Jesus was born of a virgin and was the son of God and that He died then rose from the dead so we could be saved from sin it isn't actually real.

But you aren't trying to turn us from God's word?

Next you'll be trying to tell us that God didn't flood Earth or that Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed. Odd that Jesus believed that.



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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-15-2012, 05:56 AM

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Anthropomorphism is not a quality that animals possess...it is a quality that humans wrongly attribute to them.

At least learn the minutiae of your perversions.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
I believe you missed the point there.

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So let's get this right. When we are told that Jesus was born of a virgin and was the son of God and that He died then rose from the dead so we could be saved from sin it isn't actually real.

But you aren't trying to turn us from God's word?

Next you'll be trying to tell us that God didn't flood Earth or that Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed. Odd that Jesus believed that.
I did not say that all of the bible was metaphorical, but there are many metaphors in he bible. For example, Jesus taught in parables, which are metaphorical. If some of the bible is metaphorical, would it not make sense for other parts of the bible to be metaphorical?
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-15-2012, 06:00 AM

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I did not say that all of the bible was metaphorical, but there are many metaphors in he bible. For example, Jesus taught in parables, which are metaphorical. If some of the bible is metaphorical, would it not make sense for other parts of the bible to be metaphorical?
No.

Jesus said, "Let me tell you a story to make a point."

At no point did Jesus say, "Here are a bunch of commands that I'm going to give you, but they're not real commands."

So when the Bible says, for example, that if a human has sex with an animal, both the human and the animal are to be put to death . . . that's a COMMAND, not a STORY TO MAKE A POINT.

Get it?


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