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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-11-2010, 04:30 PM

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-11-2010, 11:52 PM

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 06:55 PM

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 09:30 PM

I think just talking of the abominable sin against nature might lead some weak willed fluffy bunny Christian men into homoism. If they have never heard of it, and can't imagine it, how could they fall prey to it?

This does present a quandary however, for our Godly Pastors to combat same sex fornicative blasphemies, they must denounce it and declare God's Holy Scriptures rebuking it.

This is just one more sign of how unGodly the 'cafeteria Christian' churches are, in that their members have such little grasp of the authority of God instead of whatever 'feel good' drivel their Pastors vomited out last Sunday.


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 10:52 PM

This is a very long and quite popular thread and although I have not had time to read through it all, it is obvious that many things contribute to catching the gay.

I tend to believe that the 1980's has a lot to answer for with their pastel clothing (MIXED FIBERS AT THAT - which in itself is an abomination against God!)

Deuteronomy: 22:11

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woolen and linen together
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men with long hair:

1 Corinthians 11:14:

Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?




I won't even go into my feelings about men wearing makeup or spandex.

I just find it interesting to note that The Gay became "acceptable" in secular society around that time and as a result, every man, wearing pastels or with long hair has "come out" as a Homer!

I am feeling quite disgusted so I need to go pray.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 10:58 PM

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men with long hair:

1 Corinthians 11:14:

Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?




I won't even go into my feelings about men wearing makeup or spandex.
I will never forgive the 1980's for that abomination Stryper. They were supposedly a Christian band.


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 11:03 PM

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Those queers look like a crime scene.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 11:04 PM

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I will never forgive the 1980's for that abomination Stryper. They were supposedly a Christian band.

That is why I posted that Brother Levi! To show that even (supposed) Christians in the 1980's fell prey to The Gay!

They weren't even wolves in sheep's clothing; they look more like tigers.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 11:53 PM

Maybe two of them are trying to be True Christians™ as I note that a couple of them are wearing sharpley studded gloves.....

Would these be worn in the name of God to inhibit sinful self pleasuring??


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-17-2010, 11:56 PM

You are correct, those are S&M accessories.


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Maybe two of them are trying to be True Christians™ as I note that a couple of them are wearing sharpley studded gloves.....

Would these be worn in the name of God to inhibit sinful self pleasuring??
And the other two do have chains encompassing their nether-regions, but none of these things take away from the fact that they are quite obviously homers.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-18-2010, 12:03 AM

Too true and they all are obviously in the early stages of Trans-Gender assignment


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-18-2010, 12:08 AM

The real question is: Which one of the four is the original closet homer who came up with the bumble-bee design, or was it one of their girlfriends who came up with that lame idea?


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 06-18-2010, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
The real question is: Which one of the four is the original closet homer who came up with the bumble-bee design, or was it one of their girlfriends who came up with that lame idea?

The one second from the left I reckon would have been the instigator. He looks quite comfortable and "at homer" in his spandex jumpsuit, where as the others do look a tad reluctant.

He is ALL their "girlfriends" now!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow






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