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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 06:14 PM

Owning small dogs like poodles and yorkies.

So gay!




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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 06:47 PM

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Owning small dogs like poodles and yorkies.

So gay!
Couldn't agree more sister.

Then there's

37. owning or riding or just liking Shetland Ponies,
38. pogo sticks
39. Bucksfizz.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 06:50 PM

40. Snowball fights. (Some of the participants "throw like a girl")
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 06:59 PM



41. Twinkies! That little yellow lasso-swingin' "cowboy" is filled with "creme" and ready to tie you down and abuse you as his plaything!



And just check out his sissy friends! They look like the Hostess version of the Village People, for crying out loud! The Happy Ho-Homo and Captain Cupcake are waiting to tag-team you with chocolate lust! The Fruit Pie Magician wants to make his "rabbit" disappear! They are all waiting to get you high on sugar and pump you full of their sticky sweetness in a creme-filled orgy of depravity!

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 07:15 PM

Guy's who wear PINK!

Girls who rub snuff!
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:17 PM

Oh please. You people are hilarious.

Snowball fights? Seriously?

Sort it out.

How pathetic.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:19 PM

Emily Rose you're 100% correct.

They're nutters...
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:21 PM

Twilight is the source of all gayness.

It portrays vampires not only as fags, but as well-dressed fags that go against traditional depictions of vampires.

They are the greatest enemies of Christianity, more so than Obamamaniacs.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:34 PM

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Emily Rose you're 100% correct.

They're nutters...
It's hilarious really, how naive can people get?
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:34 PM

The greatest enemies of christianity are common sense, science and logic..... twilight is real...
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:39 PM

Twinkies definitely. I was horrified to find out that in the homo "community" a "twink" is a young, slender man with fine facial features, soft, playful hair and alluring eyes! Never again will I ever allow anyone to eat Twinkies!

I wonder what form of innocence the gays will hijack next?!



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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-22-2009, 10:44 PM

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-23-2009, 12:13 AM

Did someone Shoot you in the eye with a BB Gun? And maybe your Husband gave you the old one-two in the other?

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-23-2009, 02:19 AM

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41. Twinkies! That little yellow lasso-swingin' "cowboy" is filled with "creme" and ready to tie you down and abuse you as his plaything!



And just check out his sissy friends! They look like the Hostess version of the Village People, for crying out loud! The Happy Ho-Homo and Captain Cupcake are waiting to tag-team you with chocolate lust! The Fruit Pie Magician wants to make his "rabbit" disappear! They are all waiting to get you high on sugar and pump you full of their sticky sweetness in a creme-filled orgy of depravity!

I'm going to go pray now. Or maybe have a snack.
FRUIT pies and FUDGE packers... I should have knowm. and Twinkies are what those homo's call cute young men, right? Where is Anita Bryant when you need here, she knows all about FRUIT pies.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-23-2009, 02:26 AM

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#30 - Christmas Shopping


I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert.


It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether
This just shows you don't know who you can trust SUV. These department stores hire gay people to design their fruity windows and decorate the bedding department (they probably even fornicate on them after hours. They don't even care if men are walking through the lingerie department dreaming of how they would look in that pink short nighty. Be wary of malls and department stores.

You're truly doing gods work by saving those kids. It's all about the children and making sure they don't get inducted into the gay lifestyle by these homos.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-23-2009, 04:06 AM

42. Non-Baptist Colleges and Universities - - Most gays will tell you that they first realized they were gay in college. That is when I myself was stricken with the dreaded gayness. Praise Jesus that I have been delivered from my former affliction!

43. College Reunions - - These can cause backsliding when old feelings are brought to the surface by running into non-treated queers still practicing their disgusting lifestyle.

44. Meeting an old college friend for "coffee" the day after your twenty year reunion - - A terrible idea any way you look at it, especially if said friend is still an unattached, practicing homo that has kept himself in incredible shape.


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Oh please. You people are hilarious.

Snowball fights? Seriously?

Sort it out.

How pathetic.
What is so hilarious about gay secks?

It's disgusting! You think snowballing is funny!?! Two Eskimo men having a "snow ball fight" (nad rubbing fest) is funny to you?

I supposed you think HELL is funny too?

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-23-2009, 09:16 AM

45. Owning a small sissy gun / owning no guns at all. - All REAL men own at least 3 handguns, and at least 1 hunting rifle. Any man who owns no guns whatsoever, or has some sort of tiny sissy ladies gun is a Homo. Do not trust such men, they probably molest small boys.
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46. Voting demoncrat. By voting demoncrat you are buying into teh gay deathstyle 100%.


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-23-2009, 03:24 PM

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45. Owning a small sissy gun / owning no guns at all. - All REAL men own at least 3 handguns, and at least 1 hunting rifle. Any man who owns no guns whatsoever, or has some sort of tiny sissy ladies gun is a Homo. Do not trust such men, they probably molest small boys.
What about Australia? It's more difficult to find guns in Australia than it is to find an Australian befitting the stereotype.


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