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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products - 11-29-2016, 05:10 AM

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Clearly photoshopped. President Elect Donald J Trump's face has been kissed by the sun far too much for the glow of a monitor to reflect off it.
I don't know. Maybe he is just doing his best to understand the fags that use Apples? There IS some consternation on his face as he apparently tries to comprehend the written word?

President Trump does NOT like to read, we know this. Except for 2 Corinthians.

And I kind of think that slut is a little too close to our next president. What do you imagine she has said to Him as he tries to read?

I think President Trump will do His best when just left alone with his thoughts and reflections. No naysayers to be mean to him.

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products - 11-30-2016, 09:15 PM

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President Trump does NOT like to read, we know this. Except for 2 Corinthians.
Brother, don't forget President Trump's favorite article of the Constitution.


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Trump Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 03-04-2017, 12:45 AM

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Does this guy look gay to you?
Yes.

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Apple invented the G.U.I.; not Microsoft.
Neither Apple nor Microsoft invented the GUI.
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