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Default Re: I think I just talked to a gay - 04-24-2010, 03:43 PM

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You can't 'catch' gayness. I'm best friends with a gay guy and I've never had any thoughts towards other women...
You're definitely going to Hell, don't you? The guy gay is not your "friend" Friends don't drag friends into Hell!
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20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

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1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: I think I just talked to a gay - 04-24-2010, 04:02 PM

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You're definitely going to Hell, don't you? The guy gay is not your "friend" Friends don't drag friends into Hell!
But I'm not the one who is gay...


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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 04-24-2010, 04:11 PM

But your friend is and God says you shouldn't have pleasure in them.


Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: I think I just talked to a gay - 04-24-2010, 10:22 PM

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But I'm not the one who is gay...
Leviticus 18:22: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Deuteronomy 7:26: Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.



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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 04-25-2010, 12:27 AM

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Better to handle your meat and play it safe I suppose.
I trust my wife to handle my meat, she usually does a very good job and I've never really had any means to complain, well except one time: We were gonna have some cube steaks for dinner the other night, but she didn't beat the meat correctly.
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 04-25-2010, 08:51 AM

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I trust my wife to handle my meat, she usually does a very good job and I've never really had any means to complain, well except one time: We were gonna have some cube steaks for dinner the other night, but she didn't beat the meat correctly.
It's a sad day when the wife mishandles the meat.
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Angry Re: I think I just talked to a gay - 04-25-2010, 11:19 AM

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But I'm not the one who is gay...
That is not what you said in the other thread when you confirm you are a bull dyke. Are you a liar also? No wonder God hates you!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 04-25-2010, 06:27 PM

well the ones going into the united states, usually entering through texas. what about messicans that listen to death metal? thats probably the ultimate sin
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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 05-10-2010, 05:24 AM

As I elaborated in a different thread in this same forum, no good can from gushing over a gay! You listen to them politely, you hold your tongue from pointing out their sinful ways, the next thing you know, you start thinking about their "good" qualities and extend your heart in tolerance.

Then tolerance becomes a habit, and from that comes forth questioning and thinking which builds up to disobedience.

So you sour your relationship with your Savior and your gay friend continues blythly on, ruining society as a whole, spreading disease and possibly breaking your heart by shooting a hole in their own. (Which completely ruins your day when you find out.)

You don't need this sorrow in your heart when it should be filled with the joy of the Lord. Shedding one tear over a gay is like stiking one more blow to Christ's suffering body. Do NOT laugh and have a pleasant conversation with a gay. It sends the wrong message and stings Jesus like some fruity scented aftershave on His bleeding wounds, which are all your gay friend's fault anyway.

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Default Re: I think i just talked to a gay - 05-10-2010, 08:59 AM

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Do NOT laugh and have a pleasant conversation with a gay. It sends the wrong message and stings Jesus like some fruity scented aftershave on His bleeding wounds, which are all your gay friend's fault anyway.
what if you not no that they be a gay? what if them homer menfolk not wears the frooty aftershaves, an them lezbeans shave thier legs? how am i gonna tell them aparts from normil folk if my christain straitdar not work?
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what if you not no that they be a gay? what if them homer menfolk not wears the frooty aftershaves, an them lezbeans shave thier legs? how am i gonna tell them aparts from normil folk if my christain straitdar not work?
Petal if they are men ask them what kind of music they like, if they say Broadway show tunes from Gershwin its a dead give away.
If they are females and are wearing leather or have short hair cuts they are lesbos.
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